Zack Malles
@zack_malles
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"So you campaigned on fixing the damn roads?" "Yep" "And you came in with a $9 billion surplus?" "Uh huh" “And now you want to increase your budget by 50% from your first budget to $88B?” “That’s correct, Dave” “So your population must’ve increased enough for that to make
Ever wondered how many times I’ve said “fix the damn roads”? If I had to guess, I'd say... Enough times to secure the largest roads investment in Michigan history 💪
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.@ChipotleTweets Not what i wanted to see. I got a burrito and didn’t expect to see a mini propane tank just wrapped in the tortilla when i unwrapped it. Mind you, this costed me 26$. Please fix fhis Chipotle.
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Surely someone has to step up and drop the gloves with Siegenthaler, right? Compher answered the bell. This bum has to. Would love to see a 5v5 brawl to start the game
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This goes hard AF if you owe over 100,000$ of student debt and can’t find a job—
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I'm crying and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I feel so deeply for these beautiful people. https://t.co/LUAjRYVg66
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the level of anger on the right is unlike anything i've ever seen
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I genuinely do not remember the last time I have been this angry.
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It’s literally this easy for men to make friends
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Putting every dollar I have on Toronto😂😂😂😂😂 what the fuck is this
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