In highschool everyone called me a fggot cuz I played the flute but now that we're getting close to all getting drafted for ww3 I can't wait til they all get their dicks blown off in combat and I'm playing the shire theme at the generals birthday party like who's the fggot now?

RT @Rev_Bohb_Nasty: Excuse me sir, do you have any of them peanuts

RT @malazanmarxist: kicked out of the navy for being too gay

Between the dart sticking out of the tuning machines and serenading his wife with a lil ditty about cumming in other women? What a king.

Waylon really sang this to his wife lmao

RT @faceyouhate: i can't believe my fish like this shit. my fish are fucked up.

RT @r3marxist: The legacy of the intellectual bankruptcy of Hannah Arendt:.

So uhh, how was your guys' summer?

Mr. Bennelli you are a fantastic pedophile!

Yeah yeah yeah suck my fuckin dick jabronis. You'd be pissed too if you spent years on end waiting at Denny's in the middle of the night for the stripper who kept saying she actually really liked you.

"Why am I so fucked up today? What did I have to eat yesterday? Uhh, lettuce and a cracker. Oh."

I don't care how innocuous or well-intentioned it is, the next time I hear "you remind me of my brother," I'm chaining a cinder block around my waist and going for a swim in the lake. With a toaster too fuck it.

RT @lukeisamazing: firing up the “never leaving this site” sign once again

Anyways.

RT @MaskedLizard_: His greed pleases me

RT @ProtectTheWild_: Precisely!

RT @JustinWhang: Doing the little jazz hands next time.

RT @nycguidovoice: what??? No this is too far. The Statue of Liberty should have NOTHING to do with immigrants.

My "Sydney Sweeney wouldn't treat me like this" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

RT @SeanMcCarthyCom: Today I voted for lower rent and zohran has already delivered.