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Oh that translation isn’t good
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Russia at least had shame and had their players juiced up the eyeballs in PEDs, Qatar playing like Chelsea
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No way Souness is talking about Zouma’s cat like they’ve accused it of an innocuous foul
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“He says siu, they said sue. Goodnight.”
Manchester United ready to sue Cristiano Ronaldo for breach of contract.
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Everyone getting boohoo deals after this but Danica has a executive role at KPMG waiting after this
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Ancelotti’s “the market will solve itself” ball needs to be studied at the highest level at uni
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Not even Cristiano’s biggest hater could write his script for 2022. Quite literally everything that would be a catastrophe has happened, and then some
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He does now.
Kevin De Bruyne says he doesn’t even remember Chelsea winning Champions League |
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Arsenal level on points with City, the student is becoming the master
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Tell me it’s summer without telling me it’s summer
Updated: Wilfried Zaha has told Crystal Palace that he wants to leave the club and ideally the winger wants a transfer delivered before the squad returns for pre-season training next month
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Pep telling Swindon we all have 24 hours in a day
Your City XI to face Swindon! 🔥
XI | Steffen, Walker, Dias, Ake, Cancelo, Rodrigo, Gundogan (C), De Bruyne, Palmer, Bernardo, Jesus
SUBS| Carson, Slicker, Laporte, Kayky, Bobb, Egan-Riley, Mbete, McAtee, Lavia
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Green and gold unless United are in good form
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Peter Drury: “Goal for Ecuador, goal for all nations, all people, all faiths, all sexuality and all classes”
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“And so, Leverkusen win the league by a country mile. Maybe it is a Pharma’s League after all. Goodnight.”
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🚨Mauricio Pochettino asked on Chelsea’s rivalry with Brighton: ”No, it is not this. We cannot consider rivals like this. Chelsea have won lots of trophies, and our rivals are the top teams. They [Brighton] not there yet. They are competitors, not rivals. This what I feel.”
#CFC
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“And after all that, the verdict? Not Gylfi. Goodnight.”
BREAKING: Former Everton footballer arrested on suspicion of child sex offences is CLEARED and will face no further action, police confirm
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Writing “have a lovely weekend” on my emails at 9:30 to make sure no one bothers me for the rest of the day
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Won’t happen but one day would be funny if a player turned round and booted the ball right in his face
Jurgen Klopp observes Everton's warm up ahead of the Merseyside derby 👀
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The project presentation:
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The look of a man ready to inflict a 3-5-2, 0.31 xG on the footballing world at Wembley Stadium
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“Her Majesty The Queen passed away peacefully at Balmoral, and there was also a royal upset at Craven Cottage when Chelsea made the short trip to Fulham…”
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Not until we lose 7-0 in a game of association football
Can we all agree Chelsea are out of the big 6 clubs in the premier league?
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Remember when he done this to Zaha and Zaha threw a full on strop on his IG story sldkdjdkdkd
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Laughing at the thought of him rocking up in that t shirt to transfer negotiations
Todd yesterday wearing a "imagine not being Chelsea" shirt
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Something certainly is criminal
Thomas Partey not making it to The Premier League Team of the Season nominees is a crime against football
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Every time they do this, I always think about this
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Laughing at the thought of Mourinho being in charge of Chelsea at this moment in time. Without doubt he would’ve caused a diplomatic incident and said something so derogatory about the government that our license would’ve been suspended and we would’ve ended up bust
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Lampard should have a statue for this alone
🚨 EXCL: Anthony Gordon has told Everton + Frank Lampard he wants to join Chelsea. 21yo keen to play CL & boost WC chances.
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made aware
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ready to pay £50m+10m but nothing agreed; still want to keep him & need a replacement if he goes
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And a partridge in a pear tree
5 disallowed goals, 2 red cards, a pen and 9 offsides
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Golovin was putting up Usain Bolt numbers over 100m in the 120th minute of games sldkdjdjd funniest tournament run OAT
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People are just going to forget he’s had his place taken by Jason fucking Steele
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Tuchel just cracked a joke about “as long as we have enough shirts and the bus we’ll be okay” in post match interview on 5 live
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The real football watchers will remember Ivory Coast v Japan in 2014 on ITV at 2am.
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“With Mason, England can certainly Mount a challenge for the Euros [laughs] but no seriously he’s a fantastic player and we have a great chance.”
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Graham Potter and the Prisoner of Tucheliban
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They’ve forgotten what more than 1 match a week looks like
The Liverpool fixture has now been rescheduled for March 16th at 8.15pm which means Arsenal will play three Premier League games in six days. It makes it even harder given the Villa match is an early kick-off making recovery time even smaller.
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“I guess my hands were tied [laughs] but no seriously the Crown Prince is a terrific owner and I’m delighted to choose Newcastle as my next club.”
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Chelsea went from 10th to 11th on a run of Southampton, Tottenham, Leeds, Everton and Aston Villa
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Jurgen Klopp
- Banters the Chaser before it’s his turn
- Modest cash builder of £4,000
- Middle offer, keeps it simple
- Ends up pissing himself laughing with Bradley Walsh over a Fanny Chmelar style question
- Punches the air at every pushback at the Final Chase
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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
- Takes the minus offer of -£3,000 as “it’s a team effort eh!”
- “Well we’re gonna need some pushbacks” as the team manages just 9 steps in the final chase
- Always smiling, even after being caught
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Todd Boehly going to Shakhtar while we’re in our worst form in 26 years
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One title in 30 years and they’re talking like this
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Pep Guardiola:
- Eases through the cashbuilder
- Middle offer, no questions wrong
- Tells the team to take the higher offer as they they are “so so good”
- Overthinks the final chase and is caught with 42 seconds remaining, no pushbacks executed
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Severely dislikable player
🗣 “It’s going to be good fun.”
Aaron Ramsdale on the north London derby. 💪
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Lukaku heard Boehly’s accent and knew there’s no more time for fooling
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All the greats we’ve seen growing up are all starting to retire, feel a chapter of our own lives are coming to a close and I don’t like that feeling at all
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“I suppose I’ll be singing like a Canary [laughs] but no seriously I welcome the challenge to keep Norwich City in the Premier League.”
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The last time we won 3-1 at Bournemouth we won the league the year after
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Do you know how in the wrong you have to be to have ROY KEANE saying this lmfao
Karen Carney : “Talk about over celebrating a bit” (Enzo) - Roy Keane : “Let them enjoy it” (
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Honestly thought we’d get absolutely spanked when Tuchel got caught on camera hours before the final
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Nah how can you not have World Cup fever we’ve seen two of the biggest shocks in decades two days straight
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I’ve never seen a more Southampton appointment in my life
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Hahahahaha the rule that’s been around forever but has to be changed right now because it’s Chelsea.
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‘Fluked’, clearly fluked
Carragher & Neville badly overrated this Chelsea team because they fluked another CL.
Gotta remember they only got top 4 last year because Leicester lost on the last day to Spurs. They lost to Villa when they needed a win to guarantee top 4, tells you a lot about their quality.
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“This investment is not for me. Glazers Out”
Your starting line-up for Dragon's Den Series 21...
Can't wait for what this one brings 😅!
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If they found Ancelotti’s eyebrow in Iraq then Blair would’ve been right to claim there were weapons of mass destructions
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It’s that time again. Please add to my list.
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Reece James didn’t need a public information PR campaign to get his contract.
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