Zoe Is Dangermouse
@ZDangermouse
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@braves2430 Only if the psychopath who built and manages this place is safely locked up somewhere while I sleep! 🤣
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Did your generation have to climb the rope on class?
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Oh cock off you massive bell end. When’s the last time one of ours was knifed to death by a bloody illegal nail bar worker with a chuffing foam toe divider? It’s not bloody Buddhists we need to protect our girls from is it?
I’ve just secured a landmark agreement with Vietnam to ramp up the returns process of illegal migrants. I mean it when I say: if you come here illegally, you will be swiftly returned.
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Looks like I ratioed him in the comments again….
I’ve just secured a landmark agreement with Vietnam to ramp up the returns process of illegal migrants. I mean it when I say: if you come here illegally, you will be swiftly returned.
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I could not go on Question Time, in Bradford of all places, and not call out the total failure of Labour to deliver on a national inquiry into the Pakistani Muslim rape gangs
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I’d go for a beer 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I Fd around and slammed my finger in a door today….. THAT SHIT HURTS!!!! How the F does one ☝🏽 single finger create SO much pain??! I’m sure you’ve been there… F!!!!!!
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Good evening my darlings, well I’ve done it again and bought a non alcoholic wine to try, this time a noughty non-alcoholic white and just like last time its just fecking wrong and should be banned. Have a lovely evening, hugs 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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There was never biscuits it was always a sowing kit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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UNBELIEVABLE!! Adult MALE Dinghy Migrants are now receiving English classes at UK Primary schools! Parents today panicked and removing children from the school! https://t.co/p3wId2ND1l
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