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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 15. Jokes on them because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here
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This is insane. It’s not okay.
Remember the names of the 15 doctors who voted “No conflicts, YES” to put the COVID vaxx on the childhood schedule. A few years down the road, you’ll forget them, but they’ll be rich from Big Pharma jobs waiting on them. This is child sacrifice for cash. Here’s how it works. 1/
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Hell is waiting at the airport for too long with tired children. Arrive too late: you’re screwed. Arrive too early: you’re still screwed.
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I don’t think people realize that it is perfectly fine to be pro-life for your own body, but you can’t force that on someone else’s body. That is their decision.
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name a more successful rebrand than mayonnaise becoming aioli
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Shout out to the top 5 drops in the world, cough, mic, eaves, Goodie Goodie Gum, and shop 'til you.
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Ever wake up& expect kids to be awake. But they aren’t awake so you enjoy the peace. But peace becomes panic because you start to wonder if they’re breathing. So you go& check to see if they’re breathing& wake them up. Then you’re mad that they’re awake but happy they’re alive.
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Today I taught my daughter what a courtesy flush is. To her future roommates, colleagues and life partners- you’re welcome.
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Inspiring to see so many people out tonight at the vigil at the courthouse to honor victims of the #BoulderShooting
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Has anyone tried unplugging Joe Biden and then plugging him back in?
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