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Book Guy 📚 Climber 🧗🏻♀️ Comp Sci Student 👩🏻💻 former Melee Falco 🐦 English/Español/日本語 • Alt: @pivotutilt
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Twitter’s reaction to the Gumball VA going off on an Uber driver is so funny like I was expected to write 3+ paragraph self crits for sayin 1 thing wrong at age 15 on leftbook & this 20 y/o is getting the “🥺🥺 poor neurodivergent baby was just saying his comfort slurs” treatment
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actually fucking disgusted by the replies.
i’d ask smashers to be serious abt something for once in their GD lives, but they let their entire existence revolve around a kid’s party game they bitch abt constantly so i can’t see most of em even being physically capable of doing so
lost like $700 in the last couple weeks from gambling and I genuinely don't know what to do about it
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he said “i play fox” under my selfie and now we are getting married . sounds like a skill issue idk.
i literally have no idea how people get into relationships, like how did you meet, what do you mean they approached you, what do you mean you approached them and it worked, my venus square saturn is so confused. ppl just....start dating.....and continue to date...weird.....
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my only real comments are that
-Dream sucks & that can coexist w/ this guy also sucking
-weed/alc/being ND doesn’t make you Like That
-Dream may not even have supplied him with the alcohol in the first place, did you guys even go to high school those kids will Find A Way
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i bought something from the duolingo store for a christmas gift and ??? THE NOTE THEY INCLUDED???
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finally updated my phone and ?? now my fiancé’s head is blocking the time??????
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this is exactly why women are scared to actually just be friends with men a lot of the time lol
"bestie" is a girl who knows what she wants, and has put in the sewing hours to prove it.
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seeing people from genesis talk about coming down with “the flu”;
*please* test several days after symptoms emerge because we are literally still in the midst of the biggest covid surge since 2020 and positives are taking longer & longer to actually come up during an infection
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it’s a running joke around the staff today where they all ask me “are you getting paid to sell books or serve cunt”
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@DailySnailies
this only happens when a user goes private AFTER publicly posting a tweet that then got queued into people's feeds. people are freaking out bc of this post, you should delete this.
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back on public twitter for just a few days and i wake up to “is drinking and driving THAT bad, though?” discourse
we are doomed
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@MaxKetchum_
ppl can’t even compliment each other anymore it’s just straight up sexual harassment 😭 this is UNHINGED
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just informed management of my last day can i get a hell yes
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SHE QUIT ON THE SPOT JUST NOW CRYING BECAUSE I REPORTED HER TO HR WHAT THE FUCJCFJJDHSJ
lol my manager tested positive maybe 5 days ago and came in to work today. had to ask her 3 times before she admitted she didn’t test negative and i just walked the fuck out.
how big of a fucking moron do you have to be to willingly bring covid to your already understaffed store
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I have a regular who buys manga for her daughter & when she called her to ask her smth she said in spanish “the super sweet lady is here & she was so helpful”. She got so embarrassed when she realized I speak spanish too 😭
ppl usually only do that when they’re talking shit lmao
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Men Who Hate Women by Laura Bates was finally released in paperback last month.
Read it! Read it again! Buy your loved ones a copy! Put it in your local neighborhood "take a book, leave a book" libraries! People need to talk about this shit!
sneako finally realizes he got himself in a bubble with his red pill content 🤣
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@CancelThisPod
@nichegamer
mi hermano en cristo. it was literally illegal to fly the Puerto Rican flag for 50+ years from 1898 to 1952. you must be isolated because Puerto Ricans do fly it everywhere & for good reason.
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got a phone interview later today for the same job w/ the same work, same employee discount, but at a higher pay rate and without the devastatingly abusive work environment. pls cross your mcfuckin fingers for me, gamers
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unironically extremely horrifying to me that some guy came on here & said “this guy was racist IN MIDDLE SCHOOL”, this chick elevated that to calling him a whole nazi off that dodgy claim, and it is being immediately believed by hundreds of ppl who are rescinding their sympathy
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didn’t even feel like saying anything until I saw someone unironically claim he was only using slurs he has the right to reclaim (by calling someone else them as insults rofl) and these ppl really should volunteer their brains for scientific research bc goddamn
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will forever die on the hill of dating apps being a fuckin scam. *everyone's* standards are too high, no one has a good time, everything is forced. minute i gave up on them i started meeting ppl who actually interested me & things happened naturally. stop using them!!!!
Went on a date this week where I knew within 10 mins that it was a dud. On the subject of work, she said she “doesn’t really like doing anything in general”
Look at the menu, $25 drinks.
Knew I was about to pay up for a mediocre time lol
Giving this til 2024, then I’m out too
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every single thing i have learned about asmongold has been against my will .
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the 1st thing you see in the art category is hentai. LOADS of it. i’m EXHAUSTED by this bastardization of feminism where not being comfortable with porn/sexual content in spaces where it’s not being intentionally looked for is “conservatism” or “misogyny”. be fucking for real
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talked abt it on alt but i'm seeing a lot of "your finals & job are not as important!" regarding the pro-🇵🇸 strike today, & while that may be fantastic for your sense of moral superiority, in terms of actual activism this is actually how you alienate the avg person from the cause
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picking up john from the airport in about an hour and a half and tell me why i wake up to my last 2 messages from him being “PLS DOWNLOAD FORTNITE” and “MAKE SURE IT UPDATED I LOVE U”
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went to a bar in the city for the first time ever tonight & beelined straight to the restroom. was immediately called eternally beautiful upon being perceived by a very wasted young woman. this is what it is all about
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@salamithegreat
ik other people are gonna have issues with it but OP mentions having no proof & i personally do not need any. i have seen that same behavior from him multiple other times over several years. idk why he gets 800 trillion second chances.
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john showed me the kirby & waddle dee ring pillow that he got for the wedding and when i say i am emotional it is a freaking understatement
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John bought us tickets to the Stardew Valley concert in Boston and commissioned my brother
@comfywormm
for the reveal 🥲
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lol my manager tested positive maybe 5 days ago and came in to work today. had to ask her 3 times before she admitted she didn’t test negative and i just walked the fuck out.
how big of a fucking moron do you have to be to willingly bring covid to your already understaffed store
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absolutely kicked ass during a presentation in japanese (i used to literally faint from anxiety when speaking publicly) and i also got approved for a future transfer to a better location at work today. huge dubs all around, fantastic stuff, you love to see it
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diet tip: DON’T be nice to food service workers on a regular basis because if you do, they will start giving you insane portions that you simply cannot justify eating.
like what the hell is this LMAO
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this is legitimately insane person behavior holy shit . some people really gotta log off sometimes
Palestinian flag in name purchasing a bento box on the day of the worldwide strike
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• got my job to let me transition from a seasonal to permanent position
• committed myself to getting my C.S. degree
• got my license
• got a car
• started reading again
• boosted my credit score
• got engaged
• lost 5+ lbs
• got a new bird
not a bad year methinks
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@Irokutara
@vickibarbaria
@EyesOnSouth1
@MaxBlumenthal
telling someone who is expressing condolences/grief in the best way they know how that their behavior is "the exact reason" for the cause of this child's senseless death is legitimately psychotic behavior dude seek help
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i press the mute button more than the like tweet button at this point and lemme tell ya . i feel free .
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the pancake girl tiktok is quickly becoming the perfect litmus test for finding out who values short-term validation + attention from strangers over consent and other ppls' reputation/privacy/well-being in a society where mass harassment for minor slights has become the norm
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tried to make the cute little gummy kirby but he looks like he had a prolapse im so upset lol
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just found out that 1 of our regulars apparently *records young girls & puts the vids on Youtube* so the entire staff just took turns calling him a piece of shit & yelling at him to GTFO; cannot overstate how satisfying it is to get to do that after working service jobs for 8 yrs
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@JustusXYZ
man i'm so fucking sorry you've been directly in the middle of all this psychotic shit for so long. i really hope you can find the peace you deserve bc it's about time this community stops driving out good people
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my last few months have been 80% days where i leave the house at 8am & don’t get home until 10pm. 0 free time, 0 weekends. 1 day off a week if i am lucky. and even i can recognize that what she is going through is still TOO MUCH & i feel insane that people are giving her shit
Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄
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showed up to The Cave for the first time in ages and I am surprised people in the scene remember who I am LOL
it’s so nice to see people again after dropping off the face of the earth for a while :’)))) love MDVA
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passionate activism is great but getting to a point where you are guilt-tripping and blaming people for not being able to make unrealistic sacrifices is …. not great
@boiboisimp
And thats what israel want .. they want you to use those things you so much can’t live with. But everything has a replacement
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no fucking way you people wanna hide behind the “artistic nudity” wording like there isn’t objectively sexual content flooding the site right now with blatant thumbnails, at the top of the category, on a site historically used by a ton of minors. disrespectfully, fuck yourselves
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management wants me to "connect with shoppers" but if I talk to a customer for 20 minutes about MapleStory then I'm "being unprofessional" and "wasting time". the audacity
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ive been in the scene since age 15 & there is no reason/justification to be *friends* w/ ppl that much older! u are obviously going to become acquainted w/ ppl of all ages in smash but it is extremely important to set boundaries & only closely associate urself w ppl around ur age
should 16 year olds and 24 year olds be friends
(NOT ME)
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both are popular right now but only if you follow the rules . tight pants go with baggy shirt and baggy pants go with tight shirt
I believe we are approximately here in the society pant cycle
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i wish i had the confidence of the chronic 2-2ers who play contrarian under top 30 players’ posts about matchups
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Well, my main account @/YaniJPG has been hacked with the associated email and phone number being changed overnight, so I am 100% locked out of my account. If you get any DMs please don’t click on them lmfao. I guess you can find me at
@PivotUTilt
in the meantime
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I’ve always felt weird about participating in progress trends because this is my art at 15 vs my art at 22 😭
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I feel like a cartoon character every time I get ready for work like hmm which identical black t-shirt and pair of black jeans am I going to wear today
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genuinely don’t think i’ve done anything more insane than going to the mall on black friday just to go to the food court and avoid paying $5 for delivery
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did not take a lot of pictures of myself this year lol
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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this is why dating apps are actually freakin AWFUL for finding someone to form a legitimate relationship with !! people’s standards are stupidly, ridiculously high when a few sentences and like 3 pictures are all you are given to form an impression about someone 🙃
Men do exactly the same thing to women on dating apps. This is how everyone uses dating apps.
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he asked abt my old job in esports & told me that when he makes the daily schedule he likes to think of staffing in terms of healer, tank, & DPS roles LMAO. apparently the position i interviewed for was also previously filled by a league player affiliated w/ Liquid which is wild
got a phone interview later today for the same job w/ the same work, same employee discount, but at a higher pay rate and without the devastatingly abusive work environment. pls cross your mcfuckin fingers for me, gamers
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holiday retail is a torture unlike anything else but there’s no other place where you’d be approached by an older woman earnestly asking where she can find The One Piece
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retail has effectively & officially ruined my love of the holidays lol. i don’t think the average customer realizes how much weight their tone/lack of patience/etc has on the mental health of workers when we deal with hundreds of them daily, one after the other.
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lol a lady cut in front of me to browse our books on Israel & when I went to ring her up for some trash called “The Genius of Israel” I saw tht she had her nails painted as the flag & wore a gaudy handmade flag bracelet + keychain . why not do a genocide makeup look too you freak
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really fucked up that i realistically will never be able to give a penguin a gentle little forehead kiss in my lifetime like what the fuck have you guys ever thought about that
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mentioned it on priv but all the unmasked traveling selfies everyone’s posting for Genesis during a crazy covid surge is giving me whatever the opposite of FOMO is lol. i think i am officially good on big smash events
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