*My friend helping me organize my closet*
Friend: *picks up little bikini top* is this one of your costumes
Me: no it’s a bikini
Friend: giiiiiirl what that cover
Me: my nipples 😂😂😂😂😂
Her:
As a woman you must recognize the importance of doing what makes YOU happy. The inconsistencies with societal norms will leave you lost, used, and confused. 🥴 Just be yourself and what’s meant for you will find it’s way ❣️ Que sera sera
Who knew blue cheese dressing was so easy to make from scratch 😍
• 2oz mayo
• 2oz sour cream
• 2oz crumbled blue cheese
• pinch of salt & pepper
• tablespoon of lemon juice
• tablespoon of fresh parsley
• water/milk/buttermilk to thin dressing to desired consistency
*Walks to bar seat*
Bartender: I thought I had some big breast but geez never mind
Me: aww shucks thanks (does a jiggle)
Bartender: oh..... they’re real
Me:
I hate when I’m on a streaming platform looking for something to watch only to press play and be told I need to be subscribe to a completely different streaming platform to watch the show 🙃