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@Xeruslol

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i do not wish to speak, if i speak i am in big trouble

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@Xeruslol
xerus-p, CPA
9 months
blocking anyone i see joking about 9/11 the tragedy that killed thousands today, behave yourselves.
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@Xeruslol
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@WiseWolfHonata cant believe ur name is actually orion
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
be honest guys would you? because I mean...
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
they knew exactly what they were doing when they made this, I mean LOOK at that thing
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
im going to start posting awful anime memes thats my new gimmick
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
be honest
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
retweet if this you 😭😭
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3 years
that thing is WAAAAY too fat bro
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
@RileyKeikaku breedingly
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
the fuck did they do with the art? everything looks so round and generic now
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
hot take: megumin is the best konosuba girl and shes easily better than aqua and darkmid
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
crazy how ilulu actually looks better without size dddddd titties its almost like she has bad character design wtf
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@Xeruslol
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9 months
ive been seeing the 30 year old oomf replying to the 17 year old oomf a lot recently 🤨🤨🤨🤨
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
"man I wish I could get my opensea crypto trust fund wallet un hacked" everyone in the replies:
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
its finally here! im so excited!
@DmytroKuleba
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2 years
Putin has just launched a full-scale invasion of Ukraine. Peaceful Ukrainian cities are under strikes. This is a war of aggression. Ukraine will defend itself and will win. The world can and must stop Putin. The time to act is now.
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
even the gayest men have their limits
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
no fucking way nine bullets collided at gallipoli this has to be very rare
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@Xeruslol
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@spacegore114 well you see its because its shaped like a tire
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
prettiest terraria base you'll ever see
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
this guy gets server muted and starts streaming a google document to type im losing it
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
do you guys think she can finish the whole tray or will she give up
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@Xeruslol
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redditbrain when multiple unique cultures and countries exist in the same world:
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@Xeruslol
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you will know the true meaning of pain oomfie.
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
remember to stay healthy and hydrated everyone!
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
nah bro how do people think shes attractive I don't get it seriously
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
dont let anitwt find this
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@Xeruslol
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1 year
im glad people are so horny for the atomic hearts robots because i jerked off to the fallout 4 assaultron like 19 times i fucking love robots bro i would fuck a cute fembots brains out just absolutely bread baking bed shattering house shaking mind numbing pounding straight no cap
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@Xeruslol
xerus-p, CPA
8 months
this is weird as fuck no?
@jermah985
Jerma
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POV jerma comes out as nonbinary to you
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
name something more rare than this happening 😱😱😱😱😱😱
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
people on anitwt need to be bullied way fucking more, the whole teehee im a schizo loli loving doomer whos sooo toxic persona is the most cringe shit ever, you people need the weird kid in middleschool treatment
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
good morning everyone! I slept very well how about you guys? take this anime meme to start your day off right with a smile :)
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
gonna masturbate with this glove on and act like rannis giving me a handy, you guys all fucking envy me.
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
what would you do if we were trapped in this room together
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
people be like masturbating with a banana peel kinda go hard, but what they don't tell you is that chunks of banana and semen will be stuck in your pubes for hours after
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@Xeruslol
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9 months
name a better combo
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@Xeruslol
xerus-p, CPA
3 years
some of you might need this:
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
need this post haste immediately asap
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
rest in peace our heroes
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
uhoh cola must have been here...
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
I have made a grave mistake.
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
shes my favorite k-on character
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
im not a dork who cares about her being erotic or her body being unrealistic I think she just looks fucking stupid with half her body mass being tits
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
she was how old?
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
hey guys i made this pepe i call him bellpeppe do you guys like him
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@Xeruslol
xerus-p, CPA
7 months
setting up the ovulation tracker for my little sister so i can know when to tease her for maximum efficency >>>>
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@Xeruslol
xerus-p, CPA
3 years
riley told me to go to church with him and they started doing this wtf going on in american churches
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
oh fuck oomfie joined the ani'qaeda
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
genshin fans so concerned about not looking racist or ""sinophobic"" that they'll listen to this dogshit and act like its not raw ass water
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
there is no joke just what the fuck
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
its not my fault I think madoka is hot okay, I'm just misunderstood you guys wouldn't get it. I mean can you blame me? look at her.
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@Xeruslol
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1 year
why is the top search for Punxsutawney Phil asking how to KILL him???????? what did phil do?????
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@Xeruslol
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1 year
@millionsmustyui yo slide them
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
imagine being such a fucking pussy that you get "depressed and sickened" over seeing some anime girls, what a fucking joke lmfao
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
my little sister has been getting into anime what should i recommend her to watch idk what girls like
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
LETS FUCKING GO AMERICA FUCK EVERYONE ELSE AMERICA NUMERO UNO #AllCountriesMatter NAH KEEP COPING #newprofilepicture
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
mfs will tweet about football but they cant even get a girls FOOT on their BALLs 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Xeruslol
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1 year
you'd think they'd like double check these to make sure some wildly out of pocket shit isnt front and center on the application
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
hyperpop fans when they hear real music like the persona 4 golden edition soundtrack or the bakemonogatari OST
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
is this true or nah!? 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
this dude found a way to make talking about chilling with some bitches sound gay as fuck
@HymenReaper
uglу fat billiоnаirе
2 years
Honestly this song takes me to a different world. Driving and never stopping, bad bitch in the passenger seat, my G in the back wit his thotiana, all of us dripped out, no worries whatsoever. Bladee and Ecco have crazy chemistry
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@Xeruslol
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"I don't care if she was eleven years old she was wifecoded and cunny."
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@Xeruslol
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well
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stepping out for breakfast, i hope nothing awful or catastrophic happens to me while im gone!
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@Xeruslol
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uhhh cereal experiments lain idk ive never seen the show
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
today is my birthday i will do birthday things like sit at a tablr and eat cake and wear the funny cone hat thanks everyone
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@Xeruslol
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the replies to this are genuinely baffling how can people be so heartless this is like reddit tier shamelessness
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Little girl runs into street without looking
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
I look away from the groupchat for an hour and these animals convince a 15 year old to post feet
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@Xeruslol
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nothing is more intimidating than seeing this
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@Xeruslol
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man i love weaboo humor anime memes are the funniest shit ever i love animemes theyre so good. would you guys become her femboy 🤔🤔🤔🤨
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@Xeruslol
xerus-p, CPA
3 years
do not trust people who set their discord numbers to #0001 they are either a woman or addicted to internet sex!
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@Xeruslol
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when i was 12 on pixel gun i'd let adult men groom me
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@Xeruslol
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nicechan and silver
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@Xeruslol
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I'm new to #anitwt pls follow or like if you enjoy HnK BNHA redo of healer K-On Madoka Kill la Kill Code Geass Lain Haibane Renmei Ergo Proxy Utena Sailor Moon and so so many more I dont wanna list bc its so long already ;-;;
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@Xeruslol
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I really don't like this guy. Hope he doesn't come back and his friends don't help him find his lost friends once he comes back.
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@Xeruslol
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the fuck is goin on in the groupchat
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@Xeruslol
xerus-p, CPA
3 years
you don't even have to convince me this shit is real anymore, I just take these people making fools out of themselves at face value now
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
help me pick my phone background, vote on these 3 or reply with an image and ill pick one later
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
no maidens + ratio + touch grace ringcel
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@Xeruslol
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2 years
mori calliope > tupac any deadbeats agree with me
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@Xeruslol
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cola has some explaining to do
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3 years
tempted to make my little sister an anitwt account but im worried you sickos will taint her
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
GO SILVER GO
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
pov: you're a let down in every single regard
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my oomfie needs some SERIOUS help... this isnt good for you buddy.
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guys look i made tohru into a clannad girl ^__^
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@Xeruslol
xerus-p, CPA
3 years
good morning everyone its time for your daily dose of awful anime memes! I hope everyone has a good day today!
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@Xeruslol
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3 years
its pizza time! this bbq chicken pizza is actually bussing so insanely hard
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@Xeruslol
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i don't think i've ever been more btfo'd in my life actually
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@Xeruslol
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when the fuck did i search this up
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