Pat
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My jokes are 100% Safe and Effective. Please clap. Wizards First Rule.
Joined March 2024
Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room
can everyone give me a hack for getting energy quick that isnβt caffeine, isnβt a nap, isnβt working out, isnβt a snack, and isnβt drugs
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Iβm been urged to offer a response to the backlash over my mockery of billionaire Larry Ellison, who recently bragged about his role in building a dystopian surveillance state where weβre all monitored and on our βbest behavior.β My portrayal of him as a villain was accurate. I
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I followed this guy for quantum teleportation and all I got was this Israel t-shirt
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@camhigby Journalism is dead. You guys are glorified PR specialists now. Hired guns that shoot words and lies instead of bullets.
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I have now survived: > Acid rain > Global cooling > Global warming > Y2K > Net neutrality > Murder Hornets > 4 winters of severe illness and death > The government shutdown of 2025 Am I an immortal??
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Got eem π€£π€£
Criminals attempt to steal an air compressor from a job site and get incoming fire from improvised blunt instruments and a nail gun π« Intersecting fields of nail gun fire eventually overwhelm the criminals and they flee empty handed ππ½ Fun fact: almost all nail guns can be
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Rappers when their parents say they canβt have something
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@ComicDaveSmith When you want Ron Paul and Pat Buchanan but your mom says βwe have Ron Paul and Pat Buchanan at homeβ
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Rebuild the Twin Towers
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lol. I didnβt even realize Oct 7th came and went because Candace Owens shut that whole propaganda campaign down with a single screenshot. Rough time to support the ethnostate that thinks everyone else is subhuman.
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Good morning X
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God I really love how black guys who have never had a job in their life have the kind of guns I dream about itβs really cool how weβve set up our country, love it
Oblock Switchyion was arrested for a possession of a Glock with a switch and silencer and other charges π³
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The amount of comments of dudes loosing it over a skit is so fucking hilarious π€£
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