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@WonkUnit
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Cars, Football (soccah), food, family, fast, furious, farts are funny.
Joined June 2009
Being from the Midwest is admiring the house on a hill but saying “imagine that driveway in a couple months”
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Underfunding public schools
What’s the weirdest thing society accepts as normal?
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FRODO: what happened Gandalf? why didn't you meet us? GANDALF: I was...delayed FRODO: I thought a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to. GANDALF:
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A Christian movement that demands all people be held accountable to the strictest standards of Biblical laws while simultaneously not wanting its preferred presidential candidate to be held accountable to any law is embodying the height of both political and religious hypocrisy.
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Show Up. Be Loud. Kick Out Cancer 💥 These guys will play for something bigger than the sport 👚 They will wear our Kick Out Cancer Kits with the names of kids who have fought, or are currently battling cancer. Cheer them on at The Lab on Wednesday, Oct. 9 at 7pm! #SomosUnidos
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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - George Orwell, 1984 https://t.co/wAyE6WgUTx
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“The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check” is the most unironically hilarious thing to say during a debate. Like how is your official defense “I was told I would be allowed to lie”
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When you schedule gaslighting a full 24 hours too early…😂
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I'm going to post this video every day until the election
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I'm going to post this video every day until the election
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election is cancelled. ali krieger is the new president of the united states!
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