LaShonda 🌸
@firstladyships
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Triggering the internet one truth at a time, Unbothered. Unfiltered. Unapologetically real
Newark, NJ
Joined April 2010
Most women don’t want a man who cares too much. Too caring = too boring. Facts. 🔥
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A 50-plus hour wait is straight-up whack. You guys gotta get it together, for real X.
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Let the other person save face. Kindness in conflict is emotional intelligence in action.
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Our fathers paid all the bills because our mothers knew how to support, cook, motivate, and make them feel like kings. Today? Modern women are too busy showing men they have ‘options’ and calling takeout ‘self-care.’ Generational collapse or evolution?
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It is called a private part not a public part. Get a job and let it breathe.
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A 50-plus hour wait is straight-up whack. You guys gotta get it together, for real X.
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Love isn’t enough. If respect, effort, and boundaries aren’t there, “love” is just a mask for disappointment.
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May you go from being his girlfriend to being his fiancée to being his wife.
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While waiting for my blue tick to go live, I found out that 25 verified and 41 unverified followers I was following have unfollowed me. I'll always choose quality over quantity. Straight block for any of you who did.
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Some people don’t apologize out of remorse, they apologize because the privilege of accessing you is gone. The loss hurts more than their guilt ever did.
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I don’t just want a partner; I want a family that feels like home...love in every laugh, meal, and celebration. 🥰
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Be honest: What scares you most? 1.Being poor 2.Being single 3.Losing your direction in life 4.Seeing your dreams die 5.Feeling stuck with no way out
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Don’t miss me too much… I’ll be back in less than 48 hours. Try to cope without me 😆
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Dear X, kindly stop restricting and logging me out of my account. I follow the rules and haven’t violated any guidelines. Am I the only one experiencing this almost every 5 days?
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I got my first client from LinkedIn. Literally just reached out. Saw a founder complaining about their monitoring system. Messaged: "I'm an SRE. I can fix this for you. $4K, 2 weeks." He said yes. That's it. No portfolio. No fancy pitch. Just solved his problem. Most devs
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I always renew my Blue subscription before it expires, but I totally forgot this one. It expired today and I’ve been waiting 7+ hours... still “under review.” Does it normally take this long after expiration?
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Green Flags in a Woman’s Apartment: Candles that set the mood Fancy hand soap Soft TP No clothes on the floor Empty sink Skincare lineup like NASA gear Hairbrushes everywhere Thriving plants Matching wine glasses Fresh sheets Real food in the fridge
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Grok AI Prompt: { "generation_parameters": { "quality": "8K resolution", "style": "Hyper-realistic cinematic portrait", "medium": "Photography (DSLR)", "lens_specs": "85mm f/1.4 lens", "focus": "Sharp focus on face and water reflections",
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Getting blocked by a man is the funniest thing like, "Aww, did I hurt your soft spot, princess?"
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