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It would seem that #BookTwitter is trending; it's is as good a time as any to mention that I host a Wheel of Time readthrough podcast with three newbies who have never read it before. It's called The Winds of Time https://t.co/icHpFUObKx or wherever fine podcasts are available!

Hey, @TheJeffDodge Trying to start beef between @VancityReynolds and Charlie Cox?

The Winds of Time, Episode 11: Very Much Not Plot Armor is now available! Covering chapters 35-38 of The Eye of the World! Mike tells a funny joke. Isaiah has feelings about the chapter icons Amal frees us from torment James really loves his Tolkien https://t.co/QROloBkPcA

Hey @Arbys @ArbysCares Maybe have a talk with your various franchises to make sure they understand how to make a chocolate shake. I just got one and all the chocolate flavor was down at the bottom of the cup and it tasted horrid. 0/10. Would not bang.

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The Winds of Time, a Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast, proudly presents: Episode 8: Literally No Evidence | The Eye of the World, Chapters 25-27 Mike is raw doggin' this ep Amal is broiling James is conspiracy theorizing and Isaiah has feelings toward Aram.

Havin' some fun editing this week's episode of The Winds of Time.

Edvard Munch’s “The Scream”, as interpreted by my daughter Sophia @ArtButSports

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The Winds of Time, a #WheelOfTime Read Through Podcast, Episode 6, Some Base, NPC Trollocs is now available! Covering chapters 18-20 of The Eye of the World! https://t.co/diOlMtpYVN Or wherever fine #podcasts are available!

My wife just said that Cheezits and goldfish crackers are the same thing. Would anyone like a wife? She cooks real good even if her opinions on snack crackers are bullshit.

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The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast Episode 5: Humbleness and Wisdom | The Eye of the World, Chapters 15-17 https://t.co/hEX9VhDVeL

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Ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary folks: The Winds of Time, Episode 3: John Wheeloftime Amal is kinda right, but exactly wrong about multiple things, James spins a spontaneous but still very thoughtful theory, Isaiah triggers Malazan PTSD https://t.co/Q0vV4eyoWU

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Now available! The Winds of Time, Episode 2: The Brotherhood of Herons Mike fails at running a podcast. Isaiah has a theory about trees. Amal is suspicious. James asks questions to which he absolutely is not getting answers. https://t.co/wqnpzKrPaV

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Ladies, Gentlemen, and Nonbinary People: The Winds of Time, A Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast is now available! Episode 1: The One Power's Goop Juice | Prologue-Chapter 4 https://t.co/5o9c7TWcF4 Or wherever fine podcasts are available!