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Long time listener. First time caller.
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Joined July 2011
Potential Marcus Bachmann slogan? "I'm the President of Bachmann and Associates. But I'm also a client." #DailyShow #Bachmann @TheDailyShow
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Had weird feeling answer to debt crisis would be centaurs. MT @samsteinhp: Reid, McConnell attempt "hybrid" solution http://huff.to/r3Da5e
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Or Congress. "@daveweigel: Schumer also says deal would be easier to reach if Cantor wasn't in the room."
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NBC announces Kate Snow moving from "Dateline" to be a correspondent for new Brian Williams primetime hour, which also snagged Harry Smith
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Social Security and the Powerball will merge, and if the crystal in your palm lights up, YOU WIN! #ifwedefault #logansrun #debt #debtceiling
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Dear Netflix, the complex shifting economics of your business model led to a price increase that customers will complain about and accept!
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The Cheesecake Factory will become The Cheesecake Wholesaler and will import all desserts from #China. #ifwedefault #debt #debtceiling #p2
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Mailmen are replaced by federal prisoners, and federal prisoners replaced by members of congress. Actually not so bad this one #ifwedefault
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Hey @pourmecoffee, at least jellyfish will take a damn 3-1 deficit reduction deal when the President throws it in their laps, am I right?
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Economy collapses, seniors wander streets in burlap, Goldman Sachs reports record profits/bonuses #ifwedefault @jaketapper @daveweigel @tpm
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AMC's "The Walking Dead" will go on hiatus, because shooting will be disturbed by all the ZOMBIES. #ifwedefault #debtceiling #debt
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Thought: reporters'll one day go to 'Obama Hourly' happy hour... on the moon! #future @daveweigel: "Heading to Wilson Quarterly happy hour"
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"National Public Radio" is what we'll call the one loud speaker everyone gathers around to listen to riot news #ifwedefault #debtceiling
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Potential Marcus Bachmann slogan? "I'm the President of Bachmann and Associates. But I'm also a client." @TPM @truthwinsout #bachmann
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I guess Mitch McConnell hates peas. Oh and governing. He hates governing too. "@jaketapper: The Peas Stands Alone"
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Matt Santos RT @daveweigel: Name a congressman who's had a bigger intellectual influence in 21st century politics than Ron Paul. Go.
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Hey @chucktodd, both bases ARE trying to undermine the other. Not secretly. It's called politics. Watch @dailyrundown for more info.
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"Mom, what's that?" "Oh, Timmy, that's a 'bank.' People kept money in there. Now it's just a good place to hide from bandits." #ifwedefault
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