@WHOOP @Cristiano Cristiano’s not 12 years younger, the rest of us are 12 years lazier.

Today Kenya weeps. Today the world pauses; for Raila Amolo Odinga is no more. From the fire of resistance to the pulpit of hope, his life was nothing short of epic. A man born into political legacy, he earned his Master’s in mechanical engineering in East Germany only to return

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An A student can easily become a C student. The reverse is not true.

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@LagosPresidentt The headache pill pulls up to the stomach like: “Yo liver, process me real quick so I can hit the bloodstream and go fix that brain drama.” It’s giving Uber with extra steps. 🧠💊🛣️

@shukrani__ You’re not alone. Their blankets feel weird, the bathroom’s unfamiliar, and you’re out here pretending to sleep while rethinking your whole life. Home hits different — even at 4am.

@Reiii__Reiii Lmao frfr bring back the wagons that came with vibes, not surgery dates 💀

@pry_loc Real talk. A man can have ambition, vision and drive but if his wallet's quiet, he’s invisible. Meanwhile a broke woman can pull love, support and soft life just by showing up. Double standards loud and clear.

@Crixxsten If rent is $2,350 and she’s still shouting “he gotta provide,” meanwhile she contributing nothing but microwave leftovers and stress… nah that’s wild. Partnership over princess treatment in this economy please.

@Gravantus That reply is exactly the kind of casually elitist nonsense that confuses infrastructure with innovation. WhatsApp isn’t popular because people in "third world" countries lack options; it’s because it works better than most native solutions. Free international messaging,

You can’t debate basketball with someone who thinks Kyrie’s mood is more important than his stats. #Kyrie

NBA today is 50% talent, 50% podcast appearances. #NewEra

They say MJ is the GOAT. Gen Z says it’s Bron. Africa says it’s Embiid. #GOATDebate

If vibes paid bills, Nairobi would be the new Dubai😂😂

They told us education is the key. Forgot to mention the padlock is nepotism. #EducationSystem

Never underestimate a generation that grew up dodging school fees and still graduated.

Nairobi traffic teaches you patience. Kenyan politics tests your faith. #Nairobae

The youth have nothing to lose except chains, debt, and broken promises. #DecolonizeNow

Kenya is a soft life country for the hard life people in power. #SoftLifeForWho