Ross Bolen
@WRBolen
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Founder of @BolenMedia, New York Times Bestselling Author, Dad, Step Dad, Podcaster, Hero, Eldest Boy
Joined July 2009
đ§ââď¸THE LAST OF US PODCASTđ§ââď¸. On the latest @ClamsAndCockles, we discuss and review the season 2 finale of The Last of Us â âConvergence.â #TheLastOfUs. Watch on YouTube: Apple Podcasts: Listen on Spotify:
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Glacier hiking in this outfit is fucking hilarious.
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I would punt this child 50 yards.
Imagine missing your connecting flight because Jacob Sartorius is making a TikTok when everyone is trying to get off the plane
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Me watching Olympic Womenâs Water Polo at 8 oâclock in the morning
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Houstonians currently being forced to check power outages on the Whataburger app. This is America.
The Whataburger app works as a power outage tracker, handy since the electric company doesn't show a map. Still nearly 1.9 million power outages.
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Deshaun Watson is either a legit sexual predator or this is one of the most ruthless character assassinations in sports history and either way holy hell.
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Itâs like thereâs a former Barstool intern running social for the White House now.
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Bran: âI canât be Lord of Winterfell. Iâm the Three-Eyed Raven now.â. *2 weeks later*. Bran: âBitch what the fuck you think I came all this way for?â.
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Eric Decker's wife is out here representing for her husband's dick size while he balls out. That's called true love.
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Dapping up one of my wifeâs best friendâs husbands whom I have hung out with 20 times and yet still cannot remember even the first letter of his name
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There is no better call in sports than the Mexican soccer goal on Telemundo.
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Jordan nut checking his caddy after winning the British Open is the most American thing I've ever seen anyone do.
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This kid Mac McClung must just walk around the halls of his high school with his hog dragging the ground.
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If Michael Phelps ever has to pay for a beer during the remainder of his life everyone in that bar should be deported.
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Having a hard time fathoming how someone could be this much better than every other human on earth at anything.
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HBOâs run of House of the Dragon into The White Lotus season 2 into The Last of Us into Succession season 4 might never be topped.
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This is it. This is the photo that becomes the crying LeBron meme.
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Wake up losers J. J. Watt has already planted a small American flag in every yard in his neighborhood and deadlifted 1776 pounds in the nude.
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*Michael Phelps texting his weed guy pre-race*. PHELPS: trade u gold medal for a pound of that loud. WEED GUY: deal
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BREAKING: Mitt Romney elects to eat Honey Nut Cheerios and read Total Frat Move instead of running for president. http://t.co/0jcQ6ddJq7.
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You are all fools for doubting TimothĂŠe Chalametâs knowledge of ball. He drank the Water of Life.
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My buddy was going to take some gummies to ACL today. His dog had other plans.
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Failing sucks enough but getting Gandalfed by your professor has to be tough to recover from.
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Hey Jon youâre in the Nightâs Watch again sorry bro the Dothraki and Unsullied werenât cool with it thanks for all your hard work it just didnât pan out.
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No big deal just some lady casually snorting cocaine at an Astros playoff game. http://t.co/mq4rKdNgG2.
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Trevor Ariza got married last night and Travis Scott was his wedding band. It's lit!
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The man's name is Sergio Dipp. And he's the only sideline reporter I ever want to hear from in any sport ever again.
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Kit Harrington legitimately hanging out with Benioff even after that final season is shocking.
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"Big Baller Brand" sounds like something Dave Chappelle would put in a skit mocking the boujee streetwear brands of the early-2000s.
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This shit is ours forever though. Totally worth it. Suck our dicks forever.
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Someone ask LeBron if the one-million Muslims in Chinese labor camps are going through a difficult week.
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There are bad takes, and then there are people who just donât get it. If you truly hated tonightâs episode, you never understood Game of Thrones to begin with.
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Anyone ever heard of a scouting party? Hey Bran, maybe stop watching people bone and instead fly over to Kingâs Landing to see what kind of defenses theyâre working with. Holy fucking shit, these people.
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If JaVale McGee achieves this stat line against your team, youâre fucked.
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This clip is so patently absurd that it has me considering becoming a Bill Simmons fan again after many years away.
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Cheating on both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie should be a felony offense carrying a minimum sentence of five years in federal prison.
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There is no off-season for Creed. Rockets winning the âship next year confirmed. Cool beans.
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A lot of very confused President Trump fans trying to figure out what changed between last night and this morning so Iâll help explain because itâs pretty simple you see they just kept counting votes.
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Look at this shit. Son is riding a rocket while riding a rocket. I canât even build a two-story fort.
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Houston against anybody except a natural disaster, then youâre a Cancun fan.
Not sure who these guys are, but my sports allegiances are clear:. (1) Iâll root for any TX team against any non-TX team &. (2) Iâll root for Houston against anybody. I grew up cheering for Jose Cruz & @astros . I bleed Rockets red & was at game 7 in 94 for our 1st championship!.
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Enough of this trash. Itâs time to go full Avengers on these motherfuckers.
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Itâs all fun and games until Shohei Ohtani signs a $2 billion deal to play baseball in Saudi Arabia.
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Shaun White balling crying saying, âI fucking did it! I fucking did it!â without catching a sensor was beautiful.
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It is truly disturbing how many Astros players have been beaned during spring training.
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Imagine slowly suffocating at the bottom of the ocean while Twitter roasts the living shit out of you.
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If Deshaun Watson leaves there will be a 30 for 30 about this dark period in Houston history. Jadaveon Clowney.Chris Paul.Deandre Hopkins.Gerrit Cole.Russell Westbrook.James Harden.J. J. Watt.George Springer.
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Turns out Gendry has zero finesse. Bruh youâve been a lord for all of ten minutes. Let it breathe.
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Gerald Green had been reborn in a Houston Rockets uniform and become an instant legend.
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One of the coolest sports moments I've ever seen. All the feels and chills.
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The more they count, the more votes there are. Same logic as COVID cases. Very unfair!.
They are finding Biden votes all over the place â in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!.
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Harambe was an inside job. People didn't forget that. Shows in the polls. Clinton campaign underestimated negative impact of gorilla murder.
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Joey Chestnut just reached a new level of icon. Housing a glizzy while choking out a protestor is the most American thing you can do.
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Uber driver: âDoes one of you have a nice herbal perfume on?â. Me: âI have some Tommy Bahama on.â. Taylor: *rolling eyes* âPretty sure itâs me, my perfume.â. Uber driver: âI was talking about the marijuana, guys.â. Me: âAh . yes.â.
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Carlos Correa: âThey are savages. but in this jungle that is the American League, we are the apex predators out there.â. *hits 15-second rewind button, grabs lotion and tissue*.
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Houstonâs storied history of serious issues within the massage industry gains another chapter as well.
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They shouldâve canceled this shit. I understand the tough spot they were in, but they shouldâve canceled.
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Our resident hockey psycho @MiaKhalifa is coming through for tomorrow's episode of @BackDoorCover to talk NHL playoffs.
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This dudeâs life is bonkers.
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@miakhalifa Good for you tackling all this publicly. Canât imagine it has been easy to handle personally. Iâm proud to know you.
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Multiple sources feeding me chatter about LeBron touring private high schools in Houston today. Kinkaid and St. Johnâs have both been mentioned.
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Deandre Hopkins becomes the first player to ever score a touchdown in Yeezy cleats.
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