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@ChuckCallesto
I swear, if that lightfoot didn't have her looks? She'd have nothing at all...
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@MrAndyNgo
Have we considered combating the fentanyl crisis by making dylan mulvaney the spokesperson?
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@libsoftiktok
@4Jschools
this assignment should be enough for a search warrant of this perverts property
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@MrAndyNgo
the dude taking his sweet ass time to save this lady infuriates me beyond belief. We live in a world full of beta males
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@ClownWorld_
They don't make best friends like they used to. My best friends would have laughed and said "no dude, you're absolutely gay"
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@stillgray
look at how unphased and normal this is for them. zero fear for any repercussions that may come with it. terrifying
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@disclosetv
people will read these headlines in 100 years and wonder what the hell was going on around the world in the early 2000s
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@disclosetv
The democrats are officially 0 for 2 in their attempts to rig the 2024 election
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@hodgetwins
Imagine being in the headspace where you can't even go to enjoy the beach without an american flag triggering you?
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@BuckSexton
big boy pants? dude, you sat home for 2 years because you were afraid of the cold. don't tell me about big boy/big girl pants
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@dom_lucre
every reason why I didn't want the chiefs to win last night have come true x100. insufferable
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@stillgray
steroid man is angry but selfie girl is really annoying. I'm going 50/50 blame here
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@nypost
have we considered combating the fentanyl crisis by making dylan mulvaney the spokesman?
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@ChuckCallesto
when paul pelosi saw an intruder wielding a hammer he decided to take all his clothes off. you never quite know what you're going to do in those situations
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@disclosetv
might have something with the 10 billion illegals we're letting fly all over our country for free
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@ClownWorld_
"so then I made a video on the internet to show the world how big of a psycho I am"
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@ChayaRaichik10
what is with the masks? the pornhub awards are afraid of spreading diseases?
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@TimRunsHisMouth
Chris christie. But I have to admit, him standing for 2 hours the other night was the upset of the debate
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@piersmorgan
You don't need to go after a former president for paying off a porn star if you truly got 81 million votes and beat him fairly the first time
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@piersmorgan
It's truly amazing how much you care about these people. they've done nothing but be born
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@TONYxTWO
Eventually the script will flip and it will no longer be cool to hate your country. These kids give me hope
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@libsoftiktok
@TRUMP4USD
If my kid came home and told me he got suspended for ripping the tampon dispenser off the wall in the boys bathroom, I'm upping his allowance
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@NEWSMAX
if you had any questions about this invasion being intentional, the fact this had to go to the supreme court should answer them
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@Breaking911
Now we got a dude dressed lookin like a lunch lady telling us the weather is racist. Stay hot America
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@WomenPostingLs
"I'm leaving my husband of 14 years and 4 kids for you" after one night, will absolutely get you ghosted
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@JackPosobiec
well guys it took close to 4 years, but I think we may have finally found a judge kamala hasn't slept with
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@ClownWorld_
have we considered combating the fentanyl crisis by making dylan mulvaney the spokesman?
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@Breaking911
did you not know you had a black wife and 3 black children prior to running for mayor? you want credit for this?
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@atensnut
These are the same people who tell me I need to recycle and my plastic straw is killing turtles
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@Timcast
well the government does nothing for our benefit, only theirs. So to think they're doing this for our safety is beyond naive
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@libsoftiktok
If my kid came home and told me he got in trouble in school for ripping down the tampon dispenser in the boys bathroom? I'm upping his allowance and buying him a car
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@SenSchumer
hahahaha what a pathetic tweet. How about you post the bill for everyone to read?
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@LindseyGrahamSC
My goal is to find someone who loves me as much as you love blowing up things
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@disclosetv
well guys it took over 3 years, but I think we may have finally found a judge kamala hasn't slept with
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@barstoolsports
I'm gonna go practice this dumb handshake with my toaster in the bathtub. Brb
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@FoxNews
just instruct your kids to walk out of the class and If the school has a problem, have them call you.
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