Charlie
@VolcelFry
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je suis charlie
Los Angeles
Joined August 2011
Going on antidepressants would rob me of the catharsis of tearing up when a midtown chase bank starts playing lights by Ellie Goulding
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RIP Jeffrey Epstein you would’ve loved my idea to breed genetically retarded octopus for more ethical calamari
In a 2015 email, Jeffrey Epstein mentions bio-engineering pigs with non-cloven hooves to create “kosher bacon.” Follow: @AFpost
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Bring back the classic movies that make you go wow,, now I need to go watch the trailer
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Me when someone says I can’t go to mcdonalds because of a ““boycott””
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Don’t get gas today but make sure you post on social media NO MATTER WHAT
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Polish people imagining how to light a city “maybe build it in an active volcano?”
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I love when zoomers organize school walkouts to justify skipping class instead of just Being Normal and cutting to drink and smoke weed like I did
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in Venice there are no-go zones for people who arent Australian there are places where they refuse to hire anyone who isnt Australian if you don’t call your barista mate you get kangaroo-pouched and left in the canals stay safe
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