the nurse asked me what music i like. i said bladee. she said i could put music on while waiting for my treatment to end.
by the time we got to the third track of ice-dancer, she put the biggest air-bubble possible in my IV tube and left the room.
#finalpost
The Embassy of Israel to Ireland has warned that calls to break trade links between Ireland and Israel fail to consider the impact on Irish businesses, "as well as any possible reciprocal measures that might be implemented as a result"
the nations that abstained/voted against all have regional separatist movements and don’t want a break-away like kosovo mimicked in their borders
except hungary, who are retarded in all definitions of the word
JUST IN: Kanye West posts apology on IG‼️🙏
“I sincerely apologize to the Jewish community for any unintended outburst caused by my words or actions… your forgiveness is important to me, and I am committed to making amends and promoting unity”
tripped over my crawling chud son and spilled my morning beer. angrily smashed the most expensive thing i had over his head
discipline can hurt the parent as much as the child
In Phnom Penh, three Cambodian men seeking to prove their machismo put a live mine under their bar table and stomp on it whenever they take a shot of alcohol. To nobody’s surprise the mine explodes, killing them all.
'western infidels shall pay for their degeneracy. if every muslim had a glass of water, we can wash away israel in a mighty flood mashallah'
📍Liverpool, England
homophobia isn't even about religion or god, whether its always ever been is up for debate. it's something more cancerous and pathetic, a personal sickness
@historyinmemes
These Cavewomen dildos were found during a cave excavation in Germany. At 28,000 years old, they are believed to be the oldest sex toys.
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I’ve just gotten the news a few minutes ago and i’m completely petrified. i don’t know what to think or say. my life is going to change forever and i have no idea what i’m going to do.
i am going to be a father
@MountainGenera
the original photo makes me sad because its a former anorexic trans-man celebrating their birthday with a cake and someone photoshops a hammer and sickle on it to laugh at them
real art still exists in the post-post-modern world, and it can only be identified using your heart
for example, this image is raw as fuck cause you can tell its made by a guy that truly hates the world
I hate smokers. They lull themselves and also people around them. After revolution I am banning alcoholism, smoking and anything related to addictive substances
*obviously trying to get pussy at a bar*
me: do you watch youtube?
her: “yeah”
ever see that greek vs turk debate?
“no”
squidward community college?
“no”
…….the moker?
“no”
……………………………………………………………………………….ever go on hasan piker’s tiktok?
@realwow_mao
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America's institutions of higher education have become incubators for American Marxism, hotbeds of Leftist activism, and re-education centers for socialist indoctrination.
@basedbennyg
i don't equate the palestinian flag to 'promoting jew hatred'. ive lived and grown up with palestinians. the flag means more to me than the race that the state of israel sees as an existential threat.
This man found himself at the centre of a major international scandal when classified documents were posted to his Discord server.
YouTuber ‘Wow Mao’ tells
@jo_crawford
he knew nothing about the leaked files.
#TimesRadio
🧵 A lot of Americans just don’t know what life is like for those in Gaza, so here’s an analogy that might help:
Imagine Gaza as Rhode Island. Here’s what reality would look like: