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Dad. Senior Man. 🥃

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@Vichofu
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"My tweets do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer or parents. My tweets only define my current state of mind not my person..."
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@Vichofu
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June Dump 🥰🥰🥰
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@Vichofu
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SARS currently positioned at Coker Road, close to Access Bank Round about. RT for awareness
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@Vichofu
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Stop deleting your AMVCA pictures , we knew you attended. Self isolate and call those in contact with you to do same.
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@Vichofu
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Na Sanwo Olu dey steal but Na GRV supposed dey take notes 😂😂😂😂😂 Funny lot.
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@Vichofu
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Upgraded my status from Boyfriend to Husband. Cheers to forever 🥂🥂🚀🚀
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@Vichofu
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Paris 🇮🇹
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Communicado Oficial 🚀🚀🚀
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@Vichofu
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This is for IKECHUKWU ILLOAMUZOR Who was killed by SARS at the Surulere protest with his hands in his pocket🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯 #EndSARS
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@Vichofu
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My view is an absolute beaut 🥰🥰🥰
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@Vichofu
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I’m looking to hire a number of backend (PHP, Laravel) and Frontend (React, React Native) developers. Pay 350-400k monthly (Negotiable based on your experience) Send CV to hr @hollatags .com if interested.
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@Vichofu
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Pondei is already pretending to be dead 😭😭😭😭. This country na cruise abeg
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@Vichofu
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I love it so much 😂😂😂😂
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I now enjoy people that do live band on their tiktok live 😂😂. They are quite entertaining, I have few roses, make I give this guy so him go sing with my name
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@Vichofu
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Laycon's Jimmy Jump Off session is solid
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@Vichofu
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Chairman is too high to clear bill, no one on the table can clear it. Now everybody dey try wake chairman up. Night life in Lagos is wild 😂😂😂😂
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@Vichofu
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@BadmanFreke Who leave am for fridge ??????
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@Vichofu
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Cheers to 30 🍻 Happy Birthday to Me 🥰🥰🥰
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@Vichofu
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@Marapolsa Someone that can't understand sarcasm
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@Vichofu
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See my wife nauuuu 😌😌😌😌🥰🥰🥰
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@Vichofu
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Happy Father's to me
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@Vichofu
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Laycon's Album is a solid piece of work.
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@Vichofu
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My wife came through with a very beautiful boy, I can’t even help but smile when I see this fine boy smiling while sleeping. Lemme do transfer to Mrs. Ichofu again.
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@Vichofu
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The only view that matters 😌.
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@Vichofu
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@Naijirian I still count my money after withdrawing from an ATM
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@Vichofu
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Cheers to 26 🎉🎉🎉
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@Vichofu
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Sanwo Olu will now know where you people go to every Friday night with EkoCabs.
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@Vichofu
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@HifyDoozy @olamide_kaka @wizkidayo @iam_Davido Drop the URL of one of your songs on this thread, let's vibe to it. Music labels wants to hear your sound, not your plea or tweets. Wish you the best bruh
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@Vichofu
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@StanWilder @_Matriarchh @AlleyCatBrawler Segun took the picture, he can't be mentioned
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@Vichofu
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Thought I should come out for the #FineDeltaTwitter
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@Vichofu
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I don't cook or clean but you no dey online since morning 😂😂😂. Olopo lite 🤡🤡🤡
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@Vichofu
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Who knows a good DJ that can play at my company's end of the year party on Friday ? I don't want celebrity DJ's oooo. Location: Victoria Island Please RT and tag them
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@Vichofu
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How's any of these drinks 500,000 NGN in Lagos ????? ( And it would probably be fake in Lagos)
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@Vichofu
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The day I saw the price of Casamigos here and compared it with the price in Lagos. I just know Lagos is a total crime scene.
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@Vichofu
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In a reversed situation, Will Smith would have been cancelled.
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@Vichofu
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New @BlaqBonez drop 🚀🚀🚀🚀
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@Vichofu
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Not all super heroes wear capes. @badt_BOI_ , you are my super hero for the week. A simple tweet from you about that shawarma guy is already changing his life for good. God Bless you man.
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@Vichofu
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@Chydee Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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@Vichofu
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Hi 😊
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@Vichofu
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100 likes and I'll recreate
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@Vichofu
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My Employer♥️
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Bami oflagos 🌚🕊🍫💐
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Quote this tweet with your favorite picture in April❤️
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@Vichofu
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Please who knows any secondary or Primary school that needs a father Christmas for their Christmas party. Connect me abeg, I dey find money badly 😫😫😫 Cc @Gidi_Traffic
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@Vichofu
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I know a thing or two about LinkedIn profile optimization. So I'll be helping people with how to better optimize their LinkedIn profiles and become visible to headhunters this year. I've done it for a few people and their profiles became visible to headhunters on LinkedIn.
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@Vichofu
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My WCW this week is @ThusoMbedu . 😙😙😙
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@Vichofu
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@KraksTV This has to be my 2017 favourite. @CyrusAgbo shot it
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@Vichofu
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As soon as Mr. Salako sends me my $11.5m inheritance, it's all over for you People on this app. #FavourOverLabour .
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@Vichofu
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@GBENGAGHIZZY @mrsLawanson How much you wan offer them 😂😂😂😂
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@Vichofu
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Local Man won a brand new Samsung Galaxy S10 for the best issue reported at the Lagos #Testathon 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺. Also won best team in round 2 😌😌😌😌
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@Vichofu
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Got a Job in a multinational managing projects and tech teams in 8 African Countries and India. Paid for 2 Cars. Moved to a bigger apartment Never visited the hospital this year.
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@Vichofu
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Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife @Tourller
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@Vichofu
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My Oga at the TOP will always be legendary 😂😂😂😂😂 #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade
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@Vichofu
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Signing online petitions doesn't change anything.
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What important truth do very few people agree with you on?
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@Vichofu
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This guy don sneeze, 3 times now and dey try code am. I dey watch am, Na HR go handle your matter
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@Vichofu
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Gentle Reminder : Local Man is still a Snack 👅👅👅
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@Vichofu
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@Chris__Haze For the Culture 👌
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@Vichofu
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It's my birthday 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼 yeaaaaayyyyyy. Happy Birthday to Me. Thanks to God for Life, Family and the gift of friendship. Say a prayer for me 😉😉
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@Vichofu
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This album will always be up there 🔥🔥🔥
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@Vichofu
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@Seyi__ I went to Niagara Falls and saw structures that were erected and no longer in use before our independence and I wept. We never reach anywhere tbh.
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@Vichofu
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@djyobams Prime Donblu was a menace during lockdown😂😂😂
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@Vichofu
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IF you're protesting online , please it's time to resume work , this is past 1.. Reply me with #SARSMUSTEND or #EndSWAT
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@Vichofu
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I've got a 3 months Remote job opportunity for Software testers. The requirement is to have a Laptop with an internet connection, Mobile Phone, and Airtel Sim card. Interested testers should DM me Please RT and share
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30+ men drag is banter but 30+ women drag is age shamming??? 😂😂😂😂😂. We never ready
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Fallen heroes for the night 😌😌😌
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@Vichofu
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How #NaijaMosquitoes look at you when you priced insecticide but didn't buy
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@Vichofu
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Pure Vibes and a fan @FunkeOnafuye #ABTales
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@Vichofu
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One of my best @olamide_YBNL X @phynofino combo.
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Time for some magic🚀🚀🚀
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@Vichofu
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DJ Neptune Call me
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@Vichofu
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My wife : What do you want for as Valentine’s gift . Me : Gave her a comprehensive list of options My wife 👇🏾
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How far boss ???
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You know the price in the market yh ? Give me yours be reasonable and it could be yours 👍
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@Gunter_fol I don see this twee for my TL reach 10 times and I laughed hard all 10 times. This "Work with me here guys " line off me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Vichofu
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1.Oluwatosin Adeniji 2.Yaziru Bashiru 3.Abdulsalam Suberu 4.Kabiru Gazali 5.Paul Akinwunmi 6.Davo Chomo These are the #AbujaSix who were arrested & are being detained in Suleja Prison for covering or participating in #EndSARS   protests. Remember their names.
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The guys that came up with the Scrum framework and agile methodology mode of delivery didn't get to meet Naija devs because my eyes don see pepper.
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@Vichofu
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24 Again 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Say a prayer and send funds
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@Vichofu
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@ifeoluwanimie Na them dey rush us 😭😭😭😭
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@Vichofu
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Someday we will talk about how some will visit for knacks and original ear piece or follow come charger will go missing when they leave.
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Me whenever I see people arguing Acrimony on the TL .
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@Vichofu
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Seeing Naira Marley on that stage with Wizkid gave me goose bumps 😩😩😩
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@Vichofu
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My guy is 2 years old 🎊🎊🎊🎊 Happy Birthday Son ❤️❤️❤️
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@Vichofu
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My wife told Snr Technical Progam Manager to go and wash plates while I was in a meeting 😭😭😭😭😭
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When I got married newly, one of the first shocks was the errand part. I was like how can someone just come and be sending me message up and down. “Go and buy bread”, “help me wash my car nah”😢😢😢 Me that na people dey run errands for me while I was single and living alone. 😂
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It's official, Nina is as dumb as I assumed. A diplomatic response is way better than that nonsense response. #BBNaijaFinale
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Jayden's big ONE 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Happy Birthday Son ♥️♥️♥️
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@Vichofu
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10,000 clicks can't even afford 1 bottle of Heineken 😂😂😂😂😂. OLUWA Wetin dey OPERAte ?????
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@Vichofu
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What a spice 🥰🥰🥰
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@Vichofu
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@sahon_A Lmao, Lagos fresh air alone is around 5k per outing ooo
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@Vichofu
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They really didn't consider students in this #OkadaBan . See them trekking from CMS to Obalende in their numbers.
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@Vichofu
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Updating Media for my 14 followers 😊
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@Vichofu
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I know you like curses, attract them to yourself dear.
@parpkinshawarma
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Quote RT this tweet and get no likes or RTs by 6 pm today. Winner gets this meal delivered tomorrow. Good morning ❤️
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@EnekemGreg I'm a Software Quality Assurance Analyst/ Tester I Test Web/Mobile Application, I Write Bugs Report and recommend fixes and improvement where necessary. I do UAT/User Experience Analysis of Mobile/Web Applications I also carry out Performance/Stress Test on Applications
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@Vichofu
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Every mall is kuku Shoprite to some Lagos people. That's why they will enter mall and scatter other businesses, it's Shoprite to their daft head.
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@Oludarrey @LegitNigerian @The_Femi @fkeyamo The point is, none of them is a saint
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@Vichofu
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Discipline yourself. Try saving at least 300k every month from your salary. At the end of the year, you'll make 3.6m! Its as simple as that.
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@Vichofu
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Solid movie, I recommend.
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@Vichofu
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E no concern me twitter >>>>>>>>>>>
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@Vichofu
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Lying and sub tweeting your ex because your relationship didn't work out is a bottom barrel behaviour sha.
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@Vichofu
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@ife_luv12 I am Married
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@Vichofu
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@EnekemGreg That doesn't even make any sense, Snapchat chose to have error when the guy talks then fixes itself when she screams ? Another burnt dodo story.
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@Vichofu
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@Duchess_Tweets Just put breast in his mouth, it will weaken him
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Femco don step down 😭😭😭
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@Vichofu
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You'd never regret working out.
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