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One of the greatest challenges of immigrants in the UK 🇬🇧 is landing their desired jobs.
I’m putting together a Free Webinar where experts in various Tech fields will share their story and tips on how you can land Tech jobs in the UK 🇬🇧.
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TikTok influencer, Khaby Lame just clinched 100M followers on TikTok without saying a word.
The Gen Z Mr. Bean. 🙌
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Whoever invented this "Sorosoke Weyrey" slang needs to be duly recognized.
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I married my best friend and the LOML few days ago. Never been happier. 😍
Cheers to forever. 💍🍹🍾
#LoveTale2020
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Good morning, Nigerians in Diaspora Twitter via VPN. Tweet your location.
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At this rate, the IG of Police is going to face the International Criminal Court.
#EndSARS
#SARSMUSTEND
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Dear
@Jack
, next set of people due for the blue tick on Twitter NG 🇳🇬:
@mrmacaronii
@frankedoho
@segalink
@OgbeniDipo
@aproko_doctor
@DrOlufunmilayo
Thanks in advance.
#EndSARS
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Can GTBank give up on Banking and just focus on Fashion Week and selling jumpsuits & Ankara pants?
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His facial expression is like "please remove this thing fast so that I can go and swallow padlock".
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If you watch that CNN video, you’ll be amazed at how they were able to track the bullets to the Nigerian Army fire arms purchase from Serbia.
#LekkiMassaccre
#EndSARS
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I saw a video of protesters in Oyo State shielding Governor Seyi Makinde as he drives through to protest with them. I dare Sanwoolu or even Buhari to try same.
Honestly, Nigerians are the easiest to rule. Just do the bearest minimum & everyone is happy.
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Bruh!!! Leave this stage performance thing for Burna Boy. See transition.
This can only be achieved with several nights of practice.
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When I got married newly, one of the first shocks was the errand part. I was like how can someone just come and be sending me message up and down. “Go and buy bread”, “help me wash my car nah”😢😢😢
Me that na people dey run errands for me while I was single and living alone. 😂
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It’s looking like it’s Tinubu Vs Peter Obi Vs Atiku.
Go get your PVCs, guys!
I don’t know about you, but if I were to vote in 2023, I will vote Peter Obi.
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The Senate is begging Buhari to address the Nation. Imagine the kind of President we have in power.
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No debate, Ngolo Kante is the greatest DM ever in the history of football. 👏🏼
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ASUU Strike
Fuel scarcity
No electricity
Nigeria is truly not ready for development yet.
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Super excited about this new beginning. 🙏🏼
Thank you for the memories and countless opportunities, Nigeria.🇳🇬
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So you don’t have Iheanacho’s picture or what???
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Dear
@jidesanwoolu
, when are you going to order the closure of NIMC office at Alausa for flouting the recent Covid-19 guidelines?
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This trophy is dedicated to Roman Abramovich for taking that bold decision of sacking Frank Lampard mid season. That’s a tactical masterclass.
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Seal up a club but allow thousands of people gather at NIMC office just cos they want to collect NIN. We no dey ever think straight for this country.
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I’m so proud of Nigerian Youths! Lekki Toll Gate is currently blocked. Soldiers were asked to turn back! There's no better time to listen to the people's demand than now!
#EndSARS
#SARSMUSTEND
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See Nigerians on Twitter moving freely to other countries without Visa. What a time to be alive.
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This referee is definitely against us.
God will punish Ghana 🇬🇭!
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If not for anything, at least let’s have a President that is eloquent and coherent for once! A President you can actually sit down to watch and enjoy his speech on live TV. Someone whose words bring fresh hope and whose ideas/thinking resonate with the average educated Nigerian.
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Quickly write down your Twitter login backup code somewhere or activate Google Authenticator option via your 2FA settings. The TELCOs would soon stop sending Twitter log-in codes!!!
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I hate what Frank Mba and his people are doing to Davido. They are intimidating him and trying to rope him in. He's not the face of the protest!!! He shouldn't have honoured the closed door meeting!
#ENDSAR
#SARSMustEnd
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“Tinubu is the best candidate that can change Nigeria and make our economy the envy of other Nations”. - Someone who has already collected Canadian PR for his whole family and relocating in December.
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If you are the type that goes the extra mile for people - believe me, whether you receive same energy from them or not - good things will most likely come your way.
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How the Nigerian Army went from “We were never at the
#LekkiMassacre
Scene” to “It was a photoshopped video” to “Lagos state government invited us to intervene in the
#EndSars
protests” is an attestation to the fact that Accountability is a scarce commodity in Nigeria.
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Abba Kyari’s brother has deleted all the exotic car posts on his Instagram page. Something fishy?
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They said I should come and join the tinted hair geng, I said Mba. 😌
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Not Wema Bank defying the Twitter Ban cos of Davido. Money bends rules. Money stops nonsense. Money doesn’t give a damn about a useless government. What Money cannot do doesn’t exist. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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“I don't want people to vote for me because I am from the Southeast. I want them to vote for me because I'm competent.” - Peter Obi on Arise TV.
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Ronaldo is rude. See what he did to Rudiger. A whole Champions League winning defender.
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The Presidency, led by Adamu Garba is set to announce the ban of GooglePlayStore in Nigeria as the App download platform removed Crowwe App aka Craw Craw from its platform!!! More details to follow. 🤡
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Who would have ever thought that Chloroquine, of all drugs, would be the anti-viral drug for Coronavirus. Those medical researchers deserve a medal.
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Popped that big question today and she said a resounding YES. 😍😍😍 Asin YESSSSSSS!
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Our Sisters in Namibia 🇳🇦 are protesting against sexual violence and femicide. Let's support them with the hashtag
#ShutItAllDown
We won't relent on
#EndSARS
in Nigeria 🇳🇬 too.
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Tuesday October 20th, 2020.
Tinubu and Sanwo Olu under the watch of Buhari and Osinbajo ordered the massacre of peaceful protesters at Lekki Toll Gate. NEVER FORGET.
#LekkiMassacre
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People in US 🇺🇸 and UK 🇬🇧 will just be seeing strange keywords trending on their Twitter and be wondering what’s happening. Not knowing they now have Nigerians living inside their Twitter space via VPN. 😂
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Someone sent me a DM “Wale please let us be united for once. Why are you supporting someone from the East? Why not let’s support our own Yoruba person? The Hausas are always united in their Northern agenda”.
This right here is Nigeria’s no. 1 problem; Tribalism over competency.
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We watched people die on Instagram LIVE yesterday but you are on National TV this morning to say nobody died??? Where is thy conscience?
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I want to giveaway 10 people for N20K each. RT and reply with Hi. I will pick randomly.
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A whole Lagos street boy like me… London boys nearly run me street this morning.
While at the Bus stop checking my map to see when the next bus 🚌 will come, a guy on a bicycle 🚲 snatched my phone “Cheers mate”, and sped off.
It’s today I know that I still have mad reflex.…
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Hi
@premierleague
,
Up till now, you are yet to officially congratulate
@ChelseaFC
for winning the 2020/2021 Champions League.
No be so them dey do this thing o.
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I spoke with a friend in Lagos last night & I’ve never felt so sad. The continuous fuel scarcity has damaged his mental health. No light to charge inverter, no fuel to power gen or drive to work. This is someone that earns N1.7/M. Sometimes, your money can’t save you in Nigeria.
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“Wale, you don’t want Tinubu, you don’t want Atiku. Who do you now want?”
Well, the only candidate I’ve seen so far that is worth giving a chance is Peter Obi. If any other better candidate emerges and makes it out of their primaries, I’ll change my mind.
AND NO, I WASN’T PAID!
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A Muslim Muslim ticket is a subtle way of saying “do your worst”. An own-goal by the APC.
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See how fast it is for them to actually implement
#TwitterBan
? It means these fucktards actually have the capability and resources to track down killer herdsmen, bandits, Boko-Haram, good policies etc but deliberately choose not to.
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Peter Obi’s work rate and energy is really enviable. Man was at Abuja on Thursday. RCCG Redemption camp last night. Arise TV live interview this morning. Owerri this afternoon.
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Put all politicians on minimum wage and let's see those that are really willing to serve the people for the purpose of serving.
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DJ Cuppy left Arsenal and Arsenal been winning back to back since then. I tell you, FEAR WOMEN!
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Dubai Police did a nice job in this Hushpuppi and crew arrest documentary.
Did you hear the figures???? 🙆🙆🙆
Nigerian Police left the WhatsApp group. They'd rather arrest without evidence and extort you for carrying Laptop.
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Imagine using “I’ll pay for your Children’s WAEC Exam fees” as a campaign manifesto in 2022.
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Breaking: NBC has just ordered broadcasting stations to suspend the use of Twitter or risk sanctions.
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Just reading that Laycon is SC genotype. It's all very clear now... Now I see where the insult and body shaming came from. May we not tell our problems to people that will use it against us. 🙏
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I almost forgot it's my birthday!
30, glowing, and basking in God's grace. 🍾🍾
Say a prayer for me please. 🙏🙏🙏
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The amended electoral bill signed by Buhari which provides for electronic transmission of election results is actually a game changer.
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Renaming the country United African Republic will not change anything. People just want security, light, good roads and a working economy. Is that too much to ask for?
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SDP had more votes than PDP at the Ekiti gubernatorial polls. A third force party finished ahead cos they fielded a better candidate. But political experts on Twitter would say party structure matters more than candidate. Structure kee you there.
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Someone said as a man, running errands for your home means you are “simping” for your wife. 😂😂😂
This is why I don’t like engaging all these Gen Z on peculiar issues. I like to desist from some conversations on this App.
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Peter Obi is a bigger movement than all the “structured” political parties in Nigeria right now.
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As a brand manager, if I was to work with either of both, I would easily pick Vee over TBaj sha. She’s a sellable brand, comported and eloquent. The perks are more.
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Look at how Chelsea welcomed Mendy. Look at how Bayern welcomed Bouna Sarr. But look at how Mane was welcomed at Liverpool.
Obviously not rated. Doubt it would have been the same kinda reception if it was Salah that won it.
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I love Nigerians. That Eniola babe will be having a remix of her song with Davido courtesy Twitter NG. Her streaming numbers sky rocketed. Her followers grew in numbers. At the end of it all, It’s not just Twitter, bruh!
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The only innovation and employment Nigeria government understands is Wheel Barrow, Grinding Machine, Okada and Keke Napep.
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Kwankwaso needs Peter Obi more than Peter Obi needs Kwankwaso anyways.
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Who else watched Kwankwaso’s interview on Channels? Nigeria truly has a long way to go. Nigeria is not one and we should stop forcing it.
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Dear Nigerians in the UK 🇬🇧, your Naija 🇳🇬 accent is beautiful the way it is. 98% of people would easily hear whatever you say especially given that most Nigerians are articulate. There’s no need forcing that British accent that you might never have. 🌚
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JUST IN: The Federal Government of Nigeria has banned FBI. They asked that they will need to come and register in Nigeria first.
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Apart from money, what do you need right now that can make you happy?
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90% of Nigerians should have a Glo SIM and use them for data and calls. That's what I respect the Chinese for. They support their own. But then again, the guys at Glo need to focus less on Marketing, and invest more in upgrading their network. I don't have a Glo sim too anyway.
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Davido’s show last night proved that no matter how successful you are, there would always be people somewhere hating and trying to find fault in everything you do. That’s why you don’t give a shit about anyone. Just continue putting in the work, be good to people & trust in God.
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Apart from focusing on their books, my children must learn to play at least one musical instrument, even if it’s drum set. And they must of course play soccer at their free time. If project Mbappe doesn’t work, project WizKid must work. Gone are the days of forcing books on kids.
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Your parents’ marriage, whether failed or forever happy, didn't teach you anything. But it’s Bill Gates’ marriage that ended up a divorce that has now taught you never to get married. Awon ashiere omo.
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They set a Catholic Church on fire and vandalized shops in Sokoto. This is tantamount to terrorism. Why do we have Nigeria Army?
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