Vixx
@VexingVixxen
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I am the titty whisperer. Dont DM me unless you want to pay my bills. Liberal AF she/her. Alt for @_Jizzabelle JIZZ ACCOUNT HACKED TRYING TO GET IT BACK
With your dad
Joined November 2016
My notifications don't load every three days, or show 5 at most. Props to the 3 remaining software engineers at Twitter for creating a flawless app with reliable software design.
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“There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see them”
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Footage of the dadbods when they see @VexingVixxen get into their cage.
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If you put your volume on an uneven number I just assume you hate me.
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sorry you’re still miserable and your life sucks….have you considered its you🫶
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Me: [walking in] Wife: Is it cold out? Me [splashing hot tea on my face like I’m in an aftershave commercial]: A little.
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🎰 I can make what happens in Vegas… happen! 😎 ✨ $150–$200 food & beverage credit at select Strip hotels ✈️ Flights included 🚘 Limo transfers 🌵 Desert tours DM me or email Rodney@TakeTheVacation.com — I’ll make your next Vegas story one for the books (or the vault 😉)
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One time at a party there was this guy who had a relatively small penis that wasn’t even fully turgid and when he was doing his thing he never quite made it all the way in but I didn’t say anything because we were surrounded by people and I didn’t want to embarrass him so don’t
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Heads up to those who care This account sends unsolicited dick pics @grokreqs And I dont want men in my comments talking about dicks being gross or doing memes or ask if thats a thing or say they wouldnt do that- I dont fucking care this wasnt an opener for a chat about dick
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Sorry can’t, one of my internet friends made a sexy post & now I have to masturbate immediately.
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Forgot to share this from last night. No filter. Very impressive.
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GODLY FANS ✝️ presents "SPLASH" In this remake of the 80s movie, @_Jizzabelle plays a p*NIS bending mermaid who washes ashore and seduces depressed dadbods who are crying at the beach after their girlfriends broke up with them... Things take a sinister turn when th
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Dressing up skanky for Halloween is all fun and games until you walk in the party and someone thinks they hired a stripper
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I just look at carbs and gain weight. Wish I could just look at a gym and get in shape
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