mtnn week // day 4 - evil can i offer you a nice screenshot redraw in these trying times?

If this was a David Foster Wallace short story — and, increasingly, real life feels like it is — the reopening of the Suicide Shawarma with brand-spankin’-new suicide prevention netting would be marred by people going up there and then just shooting themselves

bluesky link cause this place is going to hell in a handbasket https://t.co/iIz9LpdNKn

#Trumps1stYearAtHogwarts

since tumblr is going down i thought i should upload my magnum opus on twitter

the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

today. i will stay home and sharpen my balls. i will Hone My Balls

she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]

or you can find me on tumblr where im Very active

bluesky link cause this place is going to hell in a handbasket https://t.co/iIz9LpdNKn

https://t.co/Onx0RmaP5Z

old guy with a heavy brooklyn accent telling his shih tzu puppy ‘whaddya got to bark for. everything you need i buy you. what’s with da barking’

me facetiming RFK: take off that tie. yeahh. now take off that jacket. and the shirt. ooh yeahh. ok now put on this shirt, and this jacket, and this tie instead

Another day on board the zodiac with our special passengers! All caught for @WaterbirdCM colour-ringing 💫

I just randomly remembered this thing I was gonna do and got possessed to do this... Bluntgorm for @Exoskellet

Thirsty Jet

for Anon on tumblr

https://t.co/wXHtfahHTD

I hit the juckport $1trillion

[Fig. 01 The Mikuchondria] The Building Blocks of Life