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@Vern_Funquist
Chris Marler
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We’re about to get one of these every 1-2 years for the next decade like the fast and furious movies
@Rivals
Rivals
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2027 4-star QB Gunner Rivers is at Texas today, @InsideTexas reports🤘 Gunner is the son of 8x Pro Bowler Philip Rivers. Read: https://t.co/2Lsj8mFnUX
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@jaredcornutt
Jared Cornutt
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Kalen DeBoer is a top target according to reports.
@BYUwvolleyball
BYU Women’s Volleyball
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Head Coach Heather Olmstead has announced that she will be transitioning out of her role as head coach of the BYU Women’s Volleyball team to pursue new professional avenues. 🔗 https://t.co/WsEBCMbjfY
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@singapore_edb
Singapore EDB
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Unlock Asia's green growth opportunities and drive decarbonisation strategies from SG.
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Chris Marler
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Week 6-Week 10 Need to see a tougher 4 game stretch from any non-SEC team in the country
@FultonW_
Wyatt Fulton
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The full 2026 Alabama Football Schedule: Week 1: East Carolina Week 2: at Kentucky Week 3: Florida State Week 4: South Carolina Week 5: at Mississippi State* Week 6: Georgia Week 7: at Tennessee* Week 8: Texas A&M Week 9: BYE WEEK Week 10: at LSU Week 11: at Vanderbilt Week 12:
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Chris Marler
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My man @colecubelic really pushing that less lettuce joke
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Chris Marler
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My God this LSU home schedule next year is gonna be insane
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In the only two examples he gave that were actually CFP games, those teams lost by an avg of 19 pts
@CFBKings
CFB Kings
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“The Group of 5 shouldn’t be allowed in the College Football Playoff” 2014 Fiesta Bowl: • #20 Boise State beat #10 Arizona 38-30 2015 Peach Bowl: • #18 Houston beat #9 FSU 38-24 2017 Peach Bowl: • #12 UCF beat #7 Auburn 34-27 2019 Cotton Bowl: • #17 Memphis lost to #10
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Chris Marler
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Another great defensive portal find, sign, and develop to the NFL job from Beamer and Clayton White
@gogamecocks
GoGamecocks
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South Carolina defensive back Brandon Cisse makes his NFL decision
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@BudElliott3
Bud Elliott
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NFL draft is now biased. Teams only get 7 picks and billions are at stake but they are cool with using them sub-optimally just to make the G5 look bad gtfo
@CapJohnHedgehog
CapJohnHedgehog
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@BudElliott3 Again with the biased "talent rankings" (which you profit off btw) being given more value than on the field wins. What happened to Tim Tebow and JJ McArthy? They must be great NFL QBs. Riley Leonard played in the Natty, so why are the Colts looking at 44 year old Rivers?
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Chris Marler
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This is a really strong point tbh
@FultonW_
Wyatt Fulton
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6 days ago But the agenda is that he isn’t happy and wants out after he willingly chose to pursue the challenge of following Saban at Bama?
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Chris Marler
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They haven’t won a national title in 37 years and have made the playoff only three times in 11 years. They’re writing their own fairytale in real time
@MalikZaire8
Malik Zaire
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Joel….. it’s playoffs or nothing for ND. We don’t play for pop tarts. That’s understood when you go there!
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Chris Marler
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MARLER: Is Alabama About to Lose Kalen DeBoer? 👀👀 I was never worried about DeBoer to Penn State, but Michigan has two things that no one else in CFB does right now... Desperation and deep pockets. 🫠 And that could be a problem for Bama. #GoBlue #RollTide Full
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Chris Marler
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GOOD. These idiots have been catered to their entire existence, so much so that they believe they’re somehow the heroes on the sport and the injustice of this years playoff. The audacity of anyone in that fanbase, program, and/or media to actually complain about bias against
@YahooSports
Yahoo Sports
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After learning of Notre Dame's memorandum of understanding that grants the Irish preferential playoff access starting next year, athletic directors in other leagues are threatening to freeze Notre Dame out of future schedules, per @DanWolken
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Chris Marler
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What a fall from grace
@TheIrishTribune
The Irish Tribune
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The 1993 season has never stopped stirring conversation around Notre Dame. The Irish beat top ranked Florida State in a matchup that felt like the defining game of the year, a moment many still point to as the true measure of who earned the title on the field. Time has not
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Crying about finishing the year four straight years with a road game is soft in the first place. But, let's dive in... Notre Dame played 2 of those 4 end of season road games at Stanford. Stanford was 3-9 both years. Last year's finale at SC was the first true
@Mt_lee23
Preach
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@BrooksAustinBA No other team in the country 2 willing to schedule 2 teams that ended up making the CFP. No other team in the country has started and ended the season on the road each of the past 4 years..there’s a reason going into Sunday Vegas had ND with the 3rd best odds at winning it all.
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@JoshPateCFB
Josh Pate
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CFP inclusion should be based on what you’ve earned not what you’re capable of
@RossDellenger
Ross Dellenger
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Should the CFP situation this year lead to expansion? Jim Phillips: "Absolutely. ... If you're leaving teams out of the playoff that could win a national championship, then you don't have the right number."
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Chris Marler
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Pretty important stuff here for the crowd wondering about the dominos that could fall if DeBoer were to leave Bama
@whalexander_
Wilson Alexander
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Correct. The term sheets for LSU’s offensive coaches have clauses that would make them pay 300% of their then-current salary to leave before the end of March 2026. LSU was never concerned because it has that financial protection. Reporting from last week:
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Chris Marler
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My Gawd 😂😂😂
@Lane_Kiffin
Lane Kiffin
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@dpshow @finebaum Do you actually have a high school girlfriend Paul?? 😂🤣
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@NickyPerkss
Nick Perkins
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If you’re Greg Byrne, your job is very simple Keep these two, no matter the cost
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Chris Marler
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This all ends with DeBoer to Michigan and Bama having to ask Saban for help on who they should hire just like LSU. But everyone is already gone, including Lane to LSU partially because of Saban’s advice. Anyways, excited for the next Alabama football head coach Pat McAfee.
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Chris Marler
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Whenever we talk about how wild CFB seasons are, 2007 is usually the barometer for chaos. Idk what this season on the field would be, but this year’s CFB coaching carousel is 2007 on drugs.
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Chris Marler
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Would be the 3rd year in a row Michigan handed Bama a loss
@MattMoscona
Matt Moscona
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I got a call Saturday that Sherrone Moore was going to be fired for cause due to an inappropriate relationship. Not sure I believed it—I hear wild rumors all the time. Well, this person was right. The person also mentioned Michigan would target Kalen DeBoer as Moore’s
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