UK exit polls: bing bong, here’s the prime minister US exit polls: is it better to be loved or feared? Give your answer to the nearest cubit

if kamala wins jimmy carter is going to die like yoda in return of the jedi immediately after

The inheritance of 14 years of Tory philistinism. Let's fix it. Open more libraries, make sure every school has one.

indiana jones fucking up nazis for two minutes

Buenos días ☕️ this is the energy

The decimation of libraries probably affects under 5s - the age where reading for pleasure is established - more than any other group. Books for little kids are short and expensive, but you used to be able to go to a library and take 5 different ones home every week.

As @frankcottrell_b says in the article, the solution is in our hands. Stop closing libraries. Retain school librarians and employ many more. Fund author visits to schools. Publishers, stop throwing cash at celebrities and focus instead on engaging young readers. We can fix this.

You mean kids *aren't* excited by somebody who was on TV in 2008 writing a book called The Bottom That Saved Christmas or something?

A depressingly accurate thread about Trump and his supporters. He cannot win.

Apropos of nothing. Zilch. Nada.

This is properly lovely

I've been asked what my favourite commentary is on the budget and it's unquestionably this exchange.

It's kind of incredible that Barack Obama can be one of the best political speakers we've seen this century and still not be the best speaker in his own family.

You don't have to be any sort of leftwinger, or even centrist, or at all anti-American (the opposite, in fact) to see support for Trump as a red line in British politics. All of these people must be kept away from achieving or regaining power.

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Looking forward to @rotunda_comedy Brighton next Wednesday 25th with @JackSkipper @VanderLaugh @tadiwamahlunge and the fabulous @jessicafostekew Don't miss out - tickets selling fast 👇 https://t.co/p25R1eYNnb

Komedia Comedy Club this weekend was 🔥 @KeithFarnan, @VanderLaugh, Eva Bindeman and @fulton_dave absolutely brought the house down 🤩 We’re back this weekend with another incredible line up Tickets 👉 https://t.co/oPjSgJAgDr

Tonights the night! Join us for a night of big laughs at Komedia Comedy Club! We'll be joined by the hilarious @KeithFarnan (MC) , @fulton_dave, Eva Bindeman and @VanderLaugh! 🔥 Tickets 👉 https://t.co/oPjSgJAOsZ

The Taliban have recently issued a new law banning women from singing in public or letting their voices be heard outside the house. In response, Afghan women have been singing this song and other songs and posting videos of it on social media. https://t.co/ALppYfQiuM

I know the Tories are cunts, but she is such a useless concussed labrador. I really have no idea how she became PM for them.