I continue to tweet. With no engagement ever. It's my own personal echo chamber.

if I ever see David Harbour out on these streets…

New York Bakery Bagel hole diameters are a recession indicator in the UK

THEY'LL NEVER MAKE ME HATE MAX BRANNING. SOAP LEGEND. SCENE STEALER. CHEATER. KING. WE'RE SO BACK.

MAX BRANNING IS BACK. Liar, conman, worst father, best womaniser, biggest manipulator, gaslighter, storyteller, dodgy insurance salesman, loveable rogue, traitorous husband, cowardly all-rounder, walking midlife crisis, bald yet ginger king. THIS IS LEGENDARY. #EastEnders

AJLT feels rushed & unfinished 👇 • Miranda & Brady not speaking • Charlotte’s reno = no reveal • Lisa’s 5yr doc = no premiere • Carrie’s basement apt = unresolved • Callbacks to randoms, but not Steve, Aidan, Samantha, Stanford, Tray, (& even) Ché. #ajlt #andjustlikethat

Whenever a plane flies over me I just HAVE to check FlightRadar to see where it’s coming from and going. Just one of my many quirks

A true reality TV icon 🤍 here's some iconic moments from Kim Woodburn that will always live rent-free in our heads

Leaving the dentist office after once again promising to floss every single day

Palestinian women are weeping over the lifeless corpses of their children every single fucking day but i'm supposed to feel Female Empowerment bc a rich popstar got flung into space for 11 minutes by the billionaire selling AI weaponry to israel

Everyone slates the UK but when the sun is out there’s simply no better country on earth

Ukraine helped the United States by deploying over 5,000 soldiers after the 9/11 attacks, despite not being in NATO. 18 Ukrainian soldiers perished. Russia refused to send any soldiers.

If only there was a song that coulda told him about a prenup

Me liking any tweet meme’ing Ronnie and his Velcro trousers 👍

Sometimes people can do amazing things collectively xx

Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

the thing I love most about Gavin & Stacey is how it celebrates living a life that is, in many ways, completely unremarkable. It’s so special because it makes the most ordinary things seem special

I took myself for a solo lunch and popped my AirPods in to catch up on #TheReceiptsPodcast - 20 mins later I have tears rolling down my cheeks at @audreythefinest on the “Kids don’t have good PR” episode. 😅 #Maury #FakeLaugh

They've literally rebuilt Notre Dame quicker than getting the cladding off my building #endourcladdingscandal

If you can’t do this you shouldn’t be a Labour MP. Simple as

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.