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@vitt2tsnoc
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Alphabet sorceress. Pop culture priestess. Book lover. Talking clock auditionee (still time). Will cast spells on copy for cash or custard. Netflix and quill.
Joined May 2010
Madame Pelicot receiving applause outside court. Her husband who invited hundreds of men to rape her, says that he began planning the rapes because he was “totally idle” in his retirement. What a sick, vile specimen, and meanwhile look at her. LOOK. What an absolute hero.
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No matter how cool you think you are, you’ll never be cooler than this kid. 😎🕶️ https://t.co/gtDifota0J
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This book is fucking brilliant. Reading this just after having read The Nightingale. Enthralled by both. Kristin Hannah might well be one of my favourite authors ever.
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Two BRITS were armed and caused terrifying horror on a commuter train. But yes, arm everyone.
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Quite a few people should be regretting their gung-ho, inflammatory tweets this morning. Will we see the same outage from them now the suspects are confirmed as British? You know who you are. #Huntingdon
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People need to stfu and wait before making statements like “every Brit should be armed” - absolute bellend
Every single person in the UK must now arm themselves. We are fighting for our lives, fighting to stay alive.
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If I still had to work for Prince Andrew I’d call him something different every day. “Morning Andy.” “Alright bossman, what’s up?” “On my way, bro.” “Tea, champ?” “With you in a sec, Androsaur.” “Dinner ready at 7, big dog” I would be relentless.
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Why are we STILL going with “King Charles” when we COULD be calling him “C-Rex”
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Some of you amazing women on this app are far too comfortable being spoken about like you’re a piece of meat or parts of a chicken, by men. Stop it.
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online now, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
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This is exactly the kind of twat we’ve all met in a pub who thinks he’s the only one who knows music and resorts to pet names to prove his non point. Everyone knows a Steve.
@vitt2tsnoc It's OK to just admit that you have no knowledge/taste in music love. 'Sweeping the Brits' isn't the musical win that you think it is ffs 🤣 It's quite literally music for people who aren't into music.
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Someone down the road cracked Halloween. Bags taped to the door so no one has to get up or pretend to enjoy visitors. No doorbells, no small talk, no problem. Everyone wins. #Halloween
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Is it just me or is this a weird thing to say? Would they say this about Paul McCartney? Or Prince? Or Elton John? Or Bowie? Or Stevie Wonder? Or Freddie Mercury? Or George Michael? Or Harry Styles? Or Ed Sheeran? Or Billy Joel? Or John Lennon?
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