Having a sex dream about a coworker is normal right?😬

She’s my new Twitter crush.

If you can’t tell complete strangers on Twitter that you have a crush on them, what are we even doing here? #crush #tittytuesday

Shooting your shot on Reddit vs Twitter is soooo much different!

Hey, I’m bored. Let’s chat.

🤞🏻

Why be weird and creepy, when you could be sweet and flattering. Don’t be that guy.

Good morning. I’m so broke. Anybody wanna donate?!? I do (pretty much) anything! #broke

The urge to spend all my $ on SW’s.. #normalizesexwork #INeedLove

Is being a reply guy, with good intentions a bad thing?

If student debt cancelation is struck down by the Supreme Court, just know that @POTUS can sign another executive order canceling it via his authority given to him in the Higher Education Act. We cannot allow them to put their hands up and say “oh well!”

I can’t focus. Help.

Nothing is more attractive than a someone who understands that effort is two way street.

I forgot how much I love horny Twitter. Send me your best thirst traps! #hornytwitter #thirsttrap #thickthighs #tittytuesday

Can I pay you to make me feel special??

I concur.

On our Street, we celebrate inclusion, belonging, and freedom of authentic self-expression. Happy #PrideMonth to all the people in our neighborhoods! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗🤍🤎🖤

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Hi. It’s been a while.

If the ranch you’re eating leaves a grease stain on your jeans, it’s the good ranch. #ranchdressing #Midwest