Steve Blair
@UniversalExile
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NI comedy writer in Fife. TV, Radio, Stage. Credits @BBCNowShow, @TheSkewerShow, @DMsAreOpenBBC, BBC Breaking The News. @EastNeukPirates
Here by the sea.
Joined September 2009
I started making some short #comedy videos during lockdown. So I’ve gathered them together for this thread. It would be great if you could scroll through and Like and RT any you enjoy. Thanks. Steve
Body of Evidence: because crime doesn’t Lockdown! #comedyvideo #comedyshort from me. If you titter, I’d be very grateful if you’d like and retweet. Ta. #comedy
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Trump's #SpotifyWrapped leaked! Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects Teenage Dream by Katie Perry Creep by Radiohead The Great Pretender by The Platters Island Adventure by Billy Bob Thorton Rubbing Out Your Name by Gemma Ray A Song for Jeffrey by Jethro Tull
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Absolute cowardice from .@WorldRugby who have been utterly played again. Lipservice only to player welfare. Pathetic.
Eben Etzebeth, South Africa’s two time World Cup winner, has been banned for 12 weeks for an eye gouge against Wales' Alex Mann❗ #BBCRugby
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You”aren’t changing for no-one”? Oh. So you are changing for some people. Well, that’s very liberal of you. Well done. Though no-one asked you to.
Christmas WILL ALWAYS be a part of Great British culture. We aren't changing for NO ONE and we don't care if it offends you. Share if you agree 😇🎄
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Some people have sent me this and asked if Only Connect doesn’t have any Christmas specials this year – but we have! There are four, including one really twinkly and fun experiment. They are lovely shows, all dotted around Christmas Day. @bbcpressoffice 🎄
🎄 It's official - your Christmas 2025 TV and BBC iPlayer line-up is collab-fab, serving up a whole host of magical moments to entertain all the family over the festive fortnight. Check it out ➡️ https://t.co/QqXgfEh4qY
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Yeah, if I was being questioned about racist views, I’d definitely release a ‘Golden Party Badge’ on, what, a black shirt? Yes sirrreeee, that’s what I’d do.
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Guys, panic’s over, it was just the fun, charming and loveable type of racism he was doing. Phew
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.@marksandspencer it’s looking like you’ve discontinued your Deli Mustard. This would be quite catastrophic for my self-proclaimed, but no less distinguished, title of best school packed-lunch maker in the land. It’s very good, can you do something about it?
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So, in the ads, your windscreen breaks, the chirpy .@Autoglass chap pops along to the roadside, replaces windscreen, then off he pops, leaving only happiness and a jingle! But really you wait a week for an appointment & drive 30 miles to them. Is that about the size of it?
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🤞 🤞🤞oh please, oh please…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s dream wedding venue revealed as planning gets underway: report https://t.co/3MtSS1gs28
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I’ve never seen a nation of sports fans so angry over their team winning. Did a RWC pool game loss hurt so much or are we actually just in your heads?
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Goodness me, 66mins, we’ve been down to 12 players, loads playing out of position due to injury and it’s still on 13-24. South Africa ain’t all that lol #IREVRSA
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People complaining about the start time of the first Ashes test But if you’re a 50 odd year old bloke who goes to bed earlier, it’s pretty much perfect Coincides with the time I usually get up for my first pee of the night Bring it on #Ashes2025
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It went from possibly the strongest ever offering in Casino Royale, to the most self-indulgent codswallop of the lot, of which the makers and Craig himself should be eternally embarrassed. But there's no issue here. Make a new Bond movie ignoring the 'death'.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.” Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says: “You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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