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NI comedy writer in Fife. TV, Radio, Stage. Credits @BBCNowShow, @TheSkewerShow, @DMsAreOpenBBC, BBC Breaking The News. @EastNeukPirates

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Steve Blair
4 years
I started making some short #comedy videos during lockdown. So I’ve gathered them together for this thread. It would be great if you could scroll through and Like and RT any you enjoy. Thanks. Steve
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Steve Blair
5 years
Body of Evidence: because crime doesn’t Lockdown! #comedyvideo #comedyshort from me. If you titter, I’d be very grateful if you’d like and retweet. Ta. #comedy
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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Trump's #SpotifyWrapped leaked! Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects Teenage Dream by Katie Perry Creep by Radiohead The Great Pretender by The Platters Island Adventure by Billy Bob Thorton Rubbing Out Your Name by Gemma Ray A Song for Jeffrey by Jethro Tull
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Absolute cowardice from .@WorldRugby who have been utterly played again. Lipservice only to player welfare. Pathetic.
@BBCScrumV
BBC ScrumV
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Eben Etzebeth, South Africa’s two time World Cup winner, has been banned for 12 weeks for an eye gouge against Wales' Alex Mann❗ #BBCRugby
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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You”aren’t changing for no-one”? Oh. So you are changing for some people. Well, that’s very liberal of you. Well done. Though no-one asked you to.
@TheBritLad
The British Patriot
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Christmas WILL ALWAYS be a part of Great British culture. We aren't changing for NO ONE and we don't care if it offends you. Share if you agree 😇🎄
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Steve Blair
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How you going to defend him? With some ‘Just for Men’ and a girdle? 😂
@NickAdamsinUSA
Nick Adams
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I am a patriot because I will defend President Trump and Secretary Hegseth NO MATTER WHAT.
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@VictoriaCoren
Victoria Coren Mitchell
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Some people have sent me this and asked if Only Connect doesn’t have any Christmas specials this year – but we have! There are four, including one really twinkly and fun experiment. They are lovely shows, all dotted around Christmas Day. @bbcpressoffice 🎄
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BBC Press Office
11 days
🎄 It's official - your Christmas 2025 TV and BBC iPlayer line-up is collab-fab, serving up a whole host of magical moments to entertain all the family over the festive fortnight. Check it out ➡️ https://t.co/QqXgfEh4qY
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Steve Blair
9 days
Yeah, if I was being questioned about racist views, I’d definitely release a ‘Golden Party Badge’ on, what, a black shirt? Yes sirrreeee, that’s what I’d do.
@Nigel_Farage
Nigel Farage MP
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Coming soon. 👀
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Steve Blair
9 days
Exactly, and Mr Gove says this as a top member of the Committee Undertaking National Transparency.
@michaelgove
Michael Gove
10 days
I think people in this country have had enough of organisations with acronyms that have consistently got things wrong in the past
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Steve Blair
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Guys, panic’s over, it was just the fun, charming and loveable type of racism he was doing. Phew
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Steve Blair
11 days
.@marksandspencer it’s looking like you’ve discontinued your Deli Mustard. This would be quite catastrophic for my self-proclaimed, but no less distinguished, title of best school packed-lunch maker in the land. It’s very good, can you do something about it?
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Steve Blair
12 days
So, in the ads, your windscreen breaks, the chirpy .@Autoglass chap pops along to the roadside, replaces windscreen, then off he pops, leaving only happiness and a jingle! But really you wait a week for an appointment & drive 30 miles to them. Is that about the size of it?
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🤞 🤞🤞oh please, oh please…
@PageSix
Page Six
14 days
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s dream wedding venue revealed as planning gets underway: report https://t.co/3MtSS1gs28
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I’ve never seen a nation of sports fans so angry over their team winning. Did a RWC pool game loss hurt so much or are we actually just in your heads?
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Steve Blair
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Goodness me, 66mins, we’ve been down to 12 players, loads playing out of position due to injury and it’s still on 13-24. South Africa ain’t all that lol #IREVRSA
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We need to hook Porter now. #IREVRSA
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Utter idiocy by James Ryan. Again. #IREVRSA
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Are you kidding me? Not a yellow? #IREVRSA
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@DrSimonsTravels
Dr Simon
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People complaining about the start time of the first Ashes test But if you’re a 50 odd year old bloke who goes to bed earlier, it’s pretty much perfect Coincides with the time I usually get up for my first pee of the night Bring it on #Ashes2025
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Steve Blair
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lol. Naturally. The world’s Richest man can peel an orange in his pocket.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
19 days
Exactly
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Steve Blair
24 days
It went from possibly the strongest ever offering in Casino Royale, to the most self-indulgent codswallop of the lot, of which the makers and Craig himself should be eternally embarrassed. But there's no issue here. Make a new Bond movie ignoring the 'death'.
@RealEmirHan
Emir Han
25 days
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.” Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says: “You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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