Uncle Shortbread
@UncleShortbread
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We are a London based comedy sketch show, comprised of 50% Arthur Studholme, 50% Cosmo Wellings
London
Joined January 2021
Hat Trick are proud to present a BBC Comedy Short by @UncleShortbread about the dangers of sleep deprivation, the brutality of the music industry, and the power of Iggy Pop’s hip thrust. Starring @colinhoult and produced by @nickcoupe_ Available on @bbciplayer tomorrow🎶🐦
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We made a short film with @bbcthree called Birdsong. It's out now on @bbciplayer, get your thumbs over there and have a look, if you like! Link below: 🐦⬛ https://t.co/hjiSuroApt
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A short film by Uncle Shortbread about the dangers of sleep deprivation, the brutality of the music industry and the power of Iggy Pop’s hip thrust.
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Talked to friend today. Full time job but cant afford down payment on a house. Late 20s. Single. Huge cock. Balls same size as eachother. No kids. Bulging vein running all the way up the shaft is begging to be touched. Has given up on ever owning a home. Things are bleak indeed
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ginko biloba is a beautiful name for your hobbit daughter that you hate
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Guy who’s only seen sardines in the wild commenting on a wide-open space: We’re like sardines out here
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*shaking my head in the mall* "who would build a bear into this world right now?"
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As a plumber, I find the term plumber offensive. I prefer the term: pipe surgeon
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(new way of cumming) fuck baby i'm gonna piss yourself
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I hate you as much as shredded wheat hates the 4 cardinal directions
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Cheap cocaine is charlie, expensive cocaine is charles
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Anyone who shaves their eyebrows off immediately looks like an evil German submarine officer during WW2
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