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hi can i get an iced latte with breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk sorry i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean.
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RT @thejoeydavis: i’m SO much smarter than you my brain is HUGE and it’s full of WATER.
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RT @thejoeydavis: shoutout to that chinese girl from the woods.
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yeah you could say i'm into fashion
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geesebound and down.
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kiwi voice ah wheel ah love the three steugeus en the slepstick humeah.
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have you considered.
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RT @thejoeydavis: It’s just like the story of the grasshopper & the octopus. All year the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while….
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“shhh, be vewy vewy quiet, i’m sucking cock” .– gay elmer fudd.
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why are australian doorknobs like 5 feet off the ground what the fuck is going on down there.
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i called the town store and they were all out of town.
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RT @thejoeydavis: been avoiding all the AI stuff as much as possible. not bc i care about artists i just don’t trust no art-lovin fag robot.
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catatonia would be a beautiful name for me.
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yes i believe it could be.
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Could this be the next Elden Ring? 🤔👀
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RT @thejoeydavis: happy If You See Mike Love On The Street You Gotta Beat His Ass day! it’s every day.
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RT @Northernlion: Apparently the chinese restaurant we're going to tonight was on Diners Drive-Ins and Dives so like. either that's awesom….
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RT @thejoeydavis: gender reveal grenade with blue or pink shrapnel and if any hits the dad in the dick the kid will be trans.
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i’m the wife of the party.
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RT @thejoeydavis: if i kill myself do i still have to go to work tomorrow.
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RT @thejoeydavis: i’m hard at work developing some posts.
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if mares eat oats, and does eat oats. then who’s flying this plane?.
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