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@UTDLui

7 months

Luke Shaw faking injury to play the new Call of Duty:. Injured 24/10/24 CoD released 25/10/24.Injured 02/11/22 CoD released 14/11/22.Injured 20/11/21 CoD released 5/11/21.Injured 07/11/20 CoD released 13/11/20.Injured 17/10/19 CoD released 25/10/19.

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@markgoldbridge @D_DeGea

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5 years

Let's see.

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2 years

When you stub your toe in front of your mum

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@AnfieldEdition Owes you nothing, couldn’t offer him a good contract before his final year and now you’re crying about him? Blame the club.

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@blondedcartier What is wrong with you lot making everything about race and victimising yourselves?.

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@iamcobbina

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@UTDTrey Because the camera frosted over due to palmer’s aura.

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@ShitpostRock

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@iamcobbina Add to that you’re a tall, buff handsome black man.

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@nocontextfooty Brazuka and Telstar that low is criminal.

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2 months

@Football__Tweet Jose legend???? He should be GOAT. Klopp doesn’t deserve legend for having won less than the world class managers either.

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2 years

HE ISN’T AI GENERATEDDDDD

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2 months

football is healing ❤️

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@centredevils @footballontnt Selling licha and de ligt but keeping Onana 😭.

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2 years

Just bumped into Sheikh Jassim in a hotel in Manchester I asked if he owns United. He laughed & winked at me, then grabbed me by the neck & dragged me into a toilet and fingered me while whispering “20 times 20 times Man United” over & over in my ear. Make of that what you will.

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2 years

Every single photo of Sheikh Jassim 🇶🇦. Thread.

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POV: You picked the right choices in life

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POV: You picked the right choices in life

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@nocontextfooty

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@adzmk2 Nah he’s like a toxic ex man 😭😭.

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1 year

@streetmediatv His family when she said “may they die also”

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2 years

@UtdEIIis Better than ours.

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@centredevils @RobDawsonESPN Should’ve been sacked for that alone.

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@AstridWett You sell your gammon flaps for pennies online and market your body to underaged children sit this one out.

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@abbey1878 Tbf you’re probably one of the bigger sized fans anyway.

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@Akinjoshua2017 @DeadlineDayLive @TheAthleticFC His name is Fokin No Wan.

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@markgoldbridge Isn’t even a question

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@CFCJahhhh @CFC_Janty

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11 months

@centregoals Kroos behind closed doors

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8 months

@TenHagEra Can question a lot about him but his commitment and work ethic you CANNOT.

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1 year

@TheUnitedWayyyy @BackIndeed How is this app free 😭😭.

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2 years

Anyway here’s the art of David De Gea

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I will never understand men’s obsession with sports.

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The Glazers and Ed Woodward have done nothing but bad to our football club. We give them our money, we give them our support, and they throw it back in our faces by doing nothing to support the club. Here's a thread on want they've done and why they need to go

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Sancho has returned to training with Borussia Dortmund. Look at that beard.

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@DeadlineDayLive I speak for everyone when I say we’re sorry Tonali ❤️.

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2 years

You lot wanting Onana, Ward-Prowse, Neves. You should all ask yourself one thing before you rethink it:. Would Real Madrid or Man City buy them?. The answer is NO.

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2 years

@FabrizioRomano United announcing Greenwood back on the first day of the season

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5 years

If this was Bruno they'd just call him Penandes.

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5 years

Man said likes of Pogba and not De Bruyne 😭

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@FabrizioRomano Because you lot didn’t make that money you cheats, you just funnel it and avoid FFP hence the 115 charges.

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New to football twitter, retweet for reach. Will follow back! Manchester United fans let’s interact ❤️

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@TheEuropeanLad Wtf is he doing.

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@TenHagEra You’re so weird man doing gainer flips on this old man’s nob.

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@FCB_ACEE @FabrizioRomano Football lost when Pessi won a World Cup.

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@AstridWett Nah you’re a disgrace.

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5 years

Am I the only one who don't find this shit attractive? 🤢.

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@brfootball Lock that thug up!.

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@ManCity Now we have Antony for Rashford

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@AstridWett Drake seeing this

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@DeadlineDayLive I speak for every football fan when I say we WILL be watching.

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@cfc_g100 @CFC_Janty I knew it will be a ratio.

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2 jammy goals against Everton and everyone said Rashford was back 😭. They never learn man

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@AmorimEra_ Rayan I love you but you weren’t better you just got lucky we have a quadriplegic in net.

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@markgoldbridge Hojlund is shit.

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@cagiago_ De Ligt has 28 goals and 12 assists in his career?.

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@AstridWett Don’t know what’s worse, the acting or the cup of tea.

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Sheikh Jassim coming at 11:59 with a £8BN bid

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@EnzoProp_ @FabrizioRomano £100M FOR ENZO PORNANDEZ 😭😭😭😭.

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@centredevils Nice fans will be pissed.

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@vini_ball Being angry.

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@UTDKara Very cute and heartwarming but doesn’t change what he did 👍.

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@UtdFaithfuls Don’t think the kit man was gonna get sued tbf pal.

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@WelBeast Warra hell for 10 men united

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Say it quietly but.

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@InvertTheWing I’m crying man experience the real world instead of using twitter buzzwords all day.

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@mufcMPB 😭

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@UtdEIIis Tf u laughing at.

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@DexTalksBall @leegx82

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@ESPNUK Get off Messi’s payroll.

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@UTDTrey Seriously Trey at least put Bruno to score or something with a good return.

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@DeadlineDayLive @SkyNews I heard Amazon are low on delivery drivers.

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@centredevils @ChrisWheelerDM @NathSalt1 No way, sorry but you haven’t earned that.

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@CFC_Janty He hit the ball in the opponents net the most times.

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@AmorimEra_ @GraemeBailey @mufcMPB So three years, Ineos better fucking start tomorrow then.

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@SkyAnton Piss off about barely enough for Sunday league I’ve seen worse pitches in the championship.

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@UTDSimonN @CFC_Janty

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@ESPNUK Can’t pass forwards 😭.

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@AmorimEra_ @SullyTalkz he said

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@StokeyyG2 Fulham going back to 1950s America.

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@JDFootball @DeadlineDayLive Let’s be honest none of us are scoring.

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@StokeyyG2 This makes Gary a bigger United legend than he is in my eyes.

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Guess his next PR move 🔥🔥

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@UTDTrey He won the UCL in 2015 so he deserves the 2025 Ballon D’Or.

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@markgoldbridge Oh stop defending him mark he wrestles with everyone and always loses out.

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@HasKM7WonTheUCL @KMbappe Gimmick won’t last.

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@MUFC_redarmy99 I’d take a relegation tbh, reset the whole club.

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@libragabs Waiting for you to unfollow all the dudes 👍.

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@goal Arsenal at the end of the season with the “youngest squad” trophy

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@CFCJahhhh @CFC_Janty Invite this ratio.

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@AmorimEra_ Tell them to fuck off if they don’t like it, they’re the reason it’s not working.

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@AndreyOnana

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@MikeKeegan_DM Found one

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Wait wtf Logic is retiring?. Nah this can't be. .

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Officially announcing my retirement with the release of “No Pressure” executive produced by No I.D. July 24th. It’s been a great decade. Now it’s time to be a great father. Art by @SamSpratt

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@FabrizioRomano

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@CFC_Janty This is why you are the worst Chelsea fan.

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@AmorimEra_ OH he’s PISSED.

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@StokeyyG2 Because he plays bums like Henderson, Rashford, Gallagher, Chilwell and Maguire.

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Omds I’d let him throw me around.

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4 letter word

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