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YOURE FUCKING LYING
Things you learn on the internet that school won’t teach you 🤌🏽
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In my darkest hour I downloaded hinge but midway through building the profile I shouted out "surely not" & uninstalled the app.
That is my confession of the day.
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29.5 but we round up right?
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One of the few things Britain did right
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4 years ago today vs last month. All that's changed is chest hair & tattoo.
I'd really like to do a gym progress pic but I've looked like this for time. 4 years ago vs yesterday, same guy.
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Some 30+ yo’s are saying “wH3rEs ThE Mon3yy”
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That’s your own problem
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Ban alcohol!
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He said "us" then the us came to remind him he's not from the community 🫠
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I have nothing to plug so if you’re reading this:
Wealth, health & may all your enemies age like avocados
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@ZebeUTD
@RedRebornR
@Nabyllionaire
Literally all of them are superstars?
A world renowned player is a superstar no? Maybe not
#1
in their position but deffo superstars cmon man
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Seeing young black families out together
No more unpopular opinions. Tell the world something that brings you joy
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You lot weren't in the passenger seat rotating A-Z's with every turn & it shows!
Now that I really sit and think about it, how the hell were we getting around before GPS..
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If I moved back home for 6 months I'd be laughinggg but I'd also kms so there's that.
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Could quote this one for days
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That tap water isn't for human consumption.
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The WhatsApp pic:
Pops called me up to say he doesn't like my WhatsApp pic bc I shouldn't be biting my lip like a hungry man. Fairs.
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@Tyreeck_112
Assuming this is a convo between kids? Could've blocked the guys name out... Weird.
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I'll do it again
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When I was a kid I was so kind man, just a polite kind lil kid. Then on reception day 1 I introduced myself to class & some jabroni called me queensley. People laughed so I strangled him immediately. That is my villain origin story LOL
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Geminis want to kill everyone
My 2 most significant relationships were with Geminis and both relationships almost k*lled me. Maybe that’s a sign. 😮💨😂
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Cannot enter my 30s with baggage from my teens/20s lol. Doing the work!
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Separately, you gotta ask yourself why - as a man, you're posting tweets about Oloni's relationship. Quite bozo-esque I'm afraid.
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Bro jumped in water & swam to the squabble. I still can't get over it.
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@LQQBS
@Freddie_Paxton
???
Wenger dropped him in big away games claiming "illness". Emery dropped him. Freddie dropped him. Arteta dropped him.
He gave us incredible numbers till Giroud fucked it & he never refound that consistent form again. Didnt deserve the ending but let's not blur the history.
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I'm definitely snobbish but not in a "omg you're poor" way, more like a "wow, shoes on the bed?" way.
U get me?
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Going down to mine rn to let that witch know her days are numbered
🚨 | NEW: Rishi Sunak will replace NHS receptionists with AI receptionists to cut costs and automate bookings for patients
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Being diagnosed with something as an adult is a trip bcccc... who could I have become if I knew this as a child?
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If I miss your call & don't get back to you though it's something you've just got to understand I'm afraid.
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Everyone wants to be loved & understood yet everyone builds up walls which block those very things. It'd be funny if it wasn't sad.
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Picked up somebodies daughter w one hand yesterday & I saw real joy in her face. They all just wanna feel weightless init? 🤣
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I'm living on my own terms right now & it's the best birthday gift I could've given to myself
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Thinking to make my birthday party a sip & paint where the painting is the walls of my home & the sipping only begins once they're all done..
My friends might behead me tho
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Taking tents away from the homeless in November with downfall at these levels is BEYOND disgusting
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Please mind the business that pays you
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Nah bc imagine you've never tried Wrays & you sip it expecting vanilla loooooooodpmoooool
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When women talk, listen, bc wtf is this?
Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
Margaret Atwood
He thought he could stalk her straight.
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Happened to catch an irritant typing in WhatsApp & had to message them "don't" before they pressed send. I don't have time today.
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Love how they said "including children" like the thoroughly wild animal cares about that 😂
Sea lions at San Diego's La Jolla Cove aggressively barked and charged at dozens of tourists who were on the shore, including children.
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This is a good time to remind the TL that Tim Westwood is older than Nigeria.
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Why is the towel so high? Kmt arrest him too!
This student was in just his towel when a suspect burst into his room in an attempt to evade police
The whole incident was captured on CCTV and led to a pretty funny video 😂
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Do a pottery class & you'll realise just how much skill is packed into this vid 😭
My toxic trait is thinking l can do this without actually knowing how to
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Some of you are way too forgiving for me. About "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy"???? I WOULD!
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People love to deny it but you can learn quite a lot about someone through their socials. Imagine tweeting every day dawn till dusk & thinking you're a mysterious somebody? Okay pal.
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Whenever I'm stressed I go gym... It's 23rd Novemeber 2023 & your boy is Summer ready.
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This is why I couldn't teach bc them kids would be counting backwards from 1000 on one leg.
My class asked me if a person born in 1995 would be dead by now, like guys pls?? 😭
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I need to stop dating women with sense.
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Imagine laughing at giving less to your child? I
I was giving her $1,000 a month for child support, she took me to court , now she’s getting $222.63 😂😂😂
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Liking 20 of my pictures at once ain't the shot you think it is I'm afraid. Terrifying.
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Couldn't pay me to even hint towards my bodycount on this app. Some of you are horrifyingly transparent.
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Facetiming all my loved ones & just swinging my feet with the beach in the background. Bastardism sustains me I'm afraid.
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If you're my age you shouldn't even be commenting on that 22yo girl... Hello, she's 22.
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@lawrenrae_
I’ll never understand how I know the extra 5 mins will make me late but I still manage to legitimise the snooze
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She's lying your honour
on behalf of every.single.girl. DO NOT SEND HER NUT VIDEOS that shit is disgusting.
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@_404_not_here_
@luciedonlan
The other contestants are denyingany bullying but YOU, _404_not_here_, obviously have inside information
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Slept at 2, up at 6. Went gym to deadlift & now I'm sitting on the bench waiting for the room to stop spinning.
Good morning!
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@AnimalsWorId
Amazing how pandas could easily be ferocious like bears but all they wanna do is eat & roll around. Good vibes.
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I never reply to my bills but they keep messaging me every month? Talking to themselves. How embarrassing.
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