I'd like to believe that this is a conspiracy by the operators, but I suspect it's just absolute incompetence. Public transport in the UK needs to simplify and integrate: Under-25s fined for minor mistakes - how rail tickets are confusing passengers.

I'm not a @KirstieMAllsopp fan but she did nothing wrong letting her son travel. Yes, if she were a single mum from a council estate it might be different, but she could get to her smartphone-carrying son by private jet in about 6 hours, or transfer boundless cash to help him out.

Eternité - they're not bloody kidding. #Olympics #OpeningCeremony.

It's good to see everyone in the #UnitedStates being thoughtful and considered in dealing with the #Trump assassination attempt. I'm sure there are good people on both sides, and this was just one bad apple, right? RIGHT? #CivilWar

I bookmarked this and now I'd like my pint please. I believe you were wrong about. *checks tweet* . everything.

Dear Journalists, pls stop calling @edfringe 'Edinburgh festival', it's the fucking Fringe to Edinburgh International Festival @edintfest which is the 'Edinburgh festival' if anything is. See also 'I do Edinburgh every year'. Thanks, #Edinburgh #EdCringe

You'll do whatever your owners and advertisers tell you to do in order to drive profitability. You're basically a opinion farm at this point and apparently your spine only grows back under Labour. #telegraph #torygraph #ToryWipeout2024.

This is correct. @hayfestival and @edbookfest have been intimidated into fragility. It's entirely counter-productive for the industry and authors. I hope they find new sponsors soon but it's usually a long road.

Imagine if the Tories spent even half as much time in government dealing with the RAAC crisis in schools as they've spent whining about private schools paying VAT (like other businesses). They only give a crap when their chums are inconvenienced. #raac #VAT #privateschool #tories.

RT @NHSMillion: If everyone who wants The Conversatives out on the 4th of July follows and retweets we'll reach a million by midnight and h….

Rishi in the rain accompanied by Things Can Only Get Better is the best life affirming televisual moment in this country since the opening ceremony of London 2012. #RishiSunak #GeneralElection #ThingsCanOnlyGetBetter #London2012.

RT @The_TUC: Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily?. Join a union.

People should realise this. We cannot let Putin win, it will bring Europe to its knees.

Adding to the #optionstreats complaints. This is a newly opened jar of Options Belgian Choc. Guys, just save the plastic or increase the weight. Thanks. #Options #optionshotchocolate #shrinkflation #ripoffbritain #ovaltine

. @pizzahutuk - you've made the Pollokshields branch halal. I support the option for the 30% of my Muslim neighbours but not the lack of choice for the 70% of us with no interest in beef pepperoni or turkey chicken. I've switched to @Dominos_UK until you revert. #Glasgow #halal.

How can government & patients have any confidence in the clinics who refused to co-operate with the #CassReport? Yes, staff are busy, but these are outrageous excuses given the experienced support available & the opportunity presented to evidence the clinics' work. #CassReview.

. @EE Why is your website so utterly terrible? I mean, it's nearly as useless as your app. I've been with you since you were One2One in 1997 and buying what I need has never been a worse experience. Sort yourselves out.

History will be kind to @jk_rowling. Huge respect due for her principled and consistent stand on these issues. Many of my friends will sleep better tonight as a result of her intervention, as will I. Thanks Joanne, I'm off to buy another Philosopher's Stone tomorrow.

. @MousCase your products are really good, but please, please, please, stop SHOUTING in your YouTube adverts. It's really effing annoying and totally unnecessary. This upgrade I bought another brand.