Dear lord, what a sad little life, Leeds. You ruined our tweet completely so you could have the promotion and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum.
So Bielsa. Take your binoculars and get off our property.
Hi
@LUFC
, we’ve just seen a suspicious looking man peering through our chef’s window. Can you let us know if you’re planning to put Pizza on the menu in the club canteen?
Hi
@SpursOfficial
, we've received a CV from Mr J Mourinho.
He's just applied for a temporary role again. Please can you send through a reference. Thanks.
@NiallOfficial
Nine years ago today you started the most amazing journey. Niall, it’s been an absolute pleasure. Zayn was naughty, but we love all of you.
If you ever want to get back together, we can host the comeback gig at Pizza Hut x
Bit annoyed to see
#NationalPieDay
trending, not gonna lie.
You work SO hard to make tasty Pizza for everyone, only for Twitter to turn its back on you and get a rival dish trending.
What's the point? Hurt 😔
We’re back supporting the boys for this year’s
@SDMNFC
v YouTube Allstars match 🙌
Guess what? You can come along, too…
With the best seats in the house, obvs!
Hit the link below for a chance to win VIP box access to the game 😮
@LUFC
Dear lord, what a sad little life, Leeds. You ruined our tweet completely so you could have the promotion and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum.
So Bielsa. Take your binoculars and get off our property.