Jona
@UIUC_Yenta
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cyborg Jew girl Anthropologie, Snake Oil Sales, and Non-Zodiac Cancer 31:25
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Joined May 2022
RT @VlRTUALBOY: Everyone needs to let go of their cognitive behavioral therapist & get a psychoanalyst. Imagine a therapist who instead of….
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I blame the Russians for the dread I feel when I’m a layabout as I lounge in the sun my body anticipates Siberian gulag.
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Not dying. Planning. But not planning too much bc I’m spontaneous and bohemian.
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Maybe the MRI contrast is bad for some of you. Personally, I find the gadolinium in my bones makes me more robust.
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This class of Mayo med students looks too young to me. It’s giving incompetence. I personally would have picked ones that look smarter.
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You people don’t want me to be lithe and beautiful.
What should I have in my living space?.
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asking for a religious exemption to “no animals” policy so I can keep a carp in my bathtub in order to turn it into gefilte fish for Rosh Hashana.
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I love how she looks sunburned AND has dark circles. Pale with dark circles is soooo overdone imo.
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RT @coldhealing: They do this in the movie Midsommar. Chicago and Sweden are united in very cold winters and ecstatically warm lush summers….
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Some of us are immune to poison ivy and stinging nettle so this is just another salad.
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They’re injecting heavy metals into my body on Friday. I love that some of them will reside in my brain forever. Very cyborg chic.
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RT @slimjimmy_dev: nobody with an IQ over 130 has algo pull. their posts are too niche. nobody understands them. they never go viral. they….
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What is an acceptable book: article of clothing ratio for a twenty-something girl?.
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Breakfast: cappuccino .Lunch: popsicle, accompanied by spider.Dinner: undefined.
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My Grandma says my midday coffee is undermining my iron absorption. Very unfortunate.
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