I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack
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Hockey Night in the Realm of Perpetual Suffering
Joined May 2009
How I Start Behaving After 9 Molson Canadian Tallboys
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If you knock on the devil’s door, sooner or later someone will answer.
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permanent ban from the grocery store for pantomiming receiving oral sex from a head of lettuce
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submitted for the approval of The Midnight Society, I call this, The Tale of the Soulful Whiteboy...
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A couple of vignettes by John Howe of the Witch-King of Angmar, for the Lord of the Rings Boardgame.
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Boss is walking towards me and I should clearly have enough time to exit out of Castle Freak on Tubi but every single tab I click into is also playing Castle Freak on Tubi
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Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks, five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. Please hold onto all of my subscription copies of MAD magazine since I don't know how long i'll be here...
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perhaps one of eric andre’s best bits, dare I say
I can’t even reference niche bits comedians did once on a talk show 13 years ago because ofc my little sister finishes the reference before me
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movies don't have awful promotional rap singles or tie-in music videos anymore, and that's why society has fallen so far
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