Wolfman//Jack, Boss Rush Arc
@Tyrant_Retard
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being conned by the first wave of internet irony into not thinking AMVs were cool was like 9/11 for weeb culture
Look, I never had an amv phase in middle school so now I have to do this in my 30s. It is the law.
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that's basically where I'm at, I slapped a Pulse Rifle top onto a Shotgun and it does everything I need better than literally any interesting weapon woah, flamethrower? shit damage, shit range, or shit damage with a slow effect! two contact beam equivalents! seeker rifle? LMAO
@Tyrant_Retard By the end of the co-op playthrough I did a while back, I think I just ended up using a rivet gun pistol with as many damage mods as I could stick on it, and that handled 99% of the game.
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I actually want a lot of you to never successfully reintegrate with society
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everyone laughed at my toe-strengthening regimen until I showed them The Cave
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Ong Bak is good, but in The Protector (2005), you get to hear a white Buddhist monk speaking Thai with an Australian accent
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thought this was a knife holder for 45 seconds
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the Avatar universe is not a place where being slightly prettier affords a woman that much bitch, he can settle down with literally any Earth nation girl he wants and she'll build their honeymoon cabin for him
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60 hours into my all-Luck Metaphor Re:Fantazio run, I've just accepted that I'm doing it because it's funny. I'd actually be mad now if it became useful
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supervillain: you better not have the ring that makes a small ghost do a little dance on your knuckles the Flash, smirking confidently:
No nanotech costume could ever have as much sauce as this
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dead space 3 is so WASHED, dude every room, six Slashers drop in from the ceiling. use Stasis but it sucks now, they still hit you. Pukers fire at you from a mile away on spawn, there are now two at all times. 90% of your make-a-weapons eat ammo like fuck, just use shotgun FUCK
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FATWS is literally and actually less important for understanding Captain America: Brave New World than the 2003 Ang Lee Hulk movie, what are you even saying
Ya’ll had 4 whole YEARS to watch this show and bitches complaining about homework like at some point it’s just laziness 😭😭😭
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if hitomi j-cup has a condition resulting in continuous breast growth for her entire life, that suggests you could use the appearance of her breasts in porn as a sort of sundial to figure out the date it was recorded
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while the first point is true in theory, in actuality, focusing on the family unit predominately is *necessary* for a functional, high-trust society; your most intense social bonds are with family, and practicing - literally, practicing - moral behaviors among them is how you
@Tyrant_Retard Counter point: A functional, high trust society cannot be produced by people who are solely focused on their immediate family. And everyone likes to claim they support not tearing down the trees to make way for unlimited concrete apartments, but the graph shows otherwise.
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kind of refreshing to see a classic 2012 feminist tweet like this. we used to take these posts for granted, now it's all landmine topics and zoomers posting skibidi toilet when they can't think of a reply
had a straight dude come to my place and he was SO impressed by the simplest things. art on the wall, rugs, a $40 knife block set. dudes are so fucking lame and pathetic lol they fr need a mommy to take care of them their whole lives
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I think it's simultaneously a reach to not read this as tongue in cheek, and for him to assume not making it more obvious was something he'd get away with
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he quoted some incorrect stats (ie, rich black people do not commit more crimes than poor white people) that were on especially taboo topics at the time; he probably should have just avoided the debate that said, commies wanna nuke Israel now, so yeah, he's fine
Reminder that all Jon Tron did was defend white people in a debate against revenge porn posting Destiny in a debate.
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sorry, I'll make sure to include a slutty toddler in the next one!
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>it's literally just black people with dyed hair
So am i allowed to say that i think Fortnite has the best character designs in gaming yet?
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boring, overdone: "RIP in piss" interesting, modern, cutting edge: "lmao to the fallen"
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