TwistedTexan
@TwistedTexanDFW
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a guy with a great sense of humor, devious mind, and the ability to jump at least three feet across any given line. No, I don't have an OF.
Fortified bunker, with snacks
Joined November 2023
If I just started following you, welcome to my super-secret alt account.
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Here's a neat thought: All .gov accounts on twidder, and the personal accounts that run those .gov accounts (ie a congressman and his personal account) can be monetized. But that $ gets paid to the US Treasury general fund.
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Make it simple: Immediately draft all fighting age men and women (equality!) Who are on public welfare benefits. Oh, you have kids? Well, the state LOVES taking care of your kids! OR... you could Immediately go back to wherever you came from... (butbcan't come back.)
OK look. Usually I am very, very, VERY hesitant to launch unfounded conspiracy theories, but sometimes conspiracy theories need to be shared so as to inform the powers-that-be what the masses are thinking. So take this with a grain of salt. As I watch the UK , Germany and
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I see @D_H_Cannon is getting into the Tennessee mountain water again...
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OH HELL YES
If you are a sponsor of an immigrant who uses welfare or other taxpayer-funded benefits, you are responsible for the cost. This week, I sent letters to sponsors demanding repayment. @HHSGov
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How do they keep up with the drug boats?
BREAKING: In response to Trump's military blockade of Venezuelan ships, the Venezuelan Navy has now begun escorting vessels. We are on the brink of war.
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I think POTUS is gonna announce a new memecoin. ICECoin. Pegged to the daily number of deportations multiplied by the total oz of pepper spray used.
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Oh @D_H_Cannon the "Thumbless Wonder" β dude, what happened? Did you lose it in a tragic burrito-rolling accident, or was it just evolution deciding you didn't need opposable thumbs to spam GIFs and yell "GGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY" at everything? You're out here repping tacos,
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Be kinda awesome if he has a cryogenic burial.
RIP Gil Gerard star of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. A dude who always looked like he loved his job. And why wouldn't he. #ripgilgerard
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Men, here's what you do if the harpy you live with agrees with her: "Hey, this is my new Girlfriend. Her name's Matriarchy. Your shit is all in boxes in the garage. Your menopause meds and boxed wine are on top."
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Paging @flapprdotnet
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Common sense gun laws: Immigrants from Muslim countries may not own, nor possess firearms, for a minimum of 6 generations. For Afghans, Somalis, and Palestinians, this includes squirt guns, potato guns, cap guns, and finger guns, for 20 generations.
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Meathead made good movies. Politically, meathead was a shithead. Archie Bunker was *supposed* to be the tragic "old way" thinker, and Meathead and Gloria the enlightened ones. History has shown Archie was almost always right. Still not glad he was murdered.
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Notice the victims didn't have the means to defend themselves? Wouldn't have been anywhere near this bad if they did.
Notice the shooters didnβt have ARs? Would have been way worse if they did.
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$5k per gun 500M guns in the US This retard wants to spend $2.5 TRILLION dollars to buy guns from lawful gun owners. Roughly half the federal budget. If every law abiding gun owner complied... Only the people you REALLY don't want to have guns will still have them.
CONFICSATE ALL GUNS. POSSESSION = LIFE SENTENCE BUYBACK = 5K per gun non taxable.
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