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Bio: hazard, authorized personnel only beyond this point 👉 ° Cynic She'nishbah
Borei Olam Heights
Joined October 2009
Shower Thought: Shmone Esrei was invented so that people who don't take showers could have shower thoughts
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a rare look inside the @AssociatedFress newsroom with @RafiWeinstein @ldkop @FrumHumor @brisker @TURXJOKES @wan2b007 @SidelockHolmes @JewishCurses @yoniChanowitz @Twit_Or_Miss and @soveryisraeli running on the table
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But don't the Jews own all the banks anyway?
The West Bank is being forcibly annexed.
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English be like: Q. Who ha'ish ha'chofetz chaim? A. Me ha'ish ha'chofetz chaim! Hebrew be like: Q. Mi ha'ish ha'chofetz chaim? A. Hu ha'ish ha'chofetz chaim!
@JakeTurx Chafetz Chaim 🤔
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So during the kiddush, right?
Another lie: The Saturday Gaza airstrike was NOT during prayer - it was 15 minutes after prayers were over
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If Secret Service wants to get another shot at Trump, they may have to wait until he's back in the White House
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Business opportunity: a hashgacha that rates nosh packaging based on how Shabbos friendly they are in terms of tear-ability
📣 A request to all Kosher/Heimish food companies: Please make your products Shabbos friendly, so we can open them up without ripping any letters. Any company that would have Shabbos friendly packaging, would get rewarded by the consumers.
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Reb Yirmiyah *post Techiyas Hameisim*: Okay, let's do the regular case of shor shenogach, but also throw in 3 girls, 4 motorcycles and it's all unfolding in the middle of a crowded Indian marketplace. AI:
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I go through the Lakewood Shopper for its classifieds, and mi'toch she'loi li'schmutter bah li'schmutter @MSchmutter
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Shmuel Kunda Presents: the Longest Purim
If you wonder why Israel hasn't hit Iran yet, remember that Purim is approaching. This is when the Jews celebrate their escape from alleged persecution by the PERSIAN King Haman, and their bloody revenge. Purim this year is 22-30 April, so that gives us the most likely date
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I hear they have a special rendition of Shefoch Hamas-cha
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Went @BehindTheBima separately with two Jewish media personalities, @EylonALevy and @JakeTurx for fascinating conversations about Israel, their careers and much more... https://t.co/CB3giAvOYb
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@endimem_music Later in life, when saying over this mayseh, Reb Zelig would joke that goofa that's why they're called bungalows, because it turns every yid who goes there into a ben-golus.
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King Abdullah's campaign was paid millions by AIPAC!!!
The king of Jordan has been supporting the Zionists in their genocide in Gaza and most recently shot down Iranian attack drones on their way to the Zionist state. This is why..
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There's a time for jokes. Now isn't one of those times. Learn Sefer Ovadia!
Ovadia was written thousands of years ago, for our generation, about events taking place this year. The least we can do is study it. In its original Hebrew, and with Meforshim. Agav, none of the English translations do justice. Consider that no translator pre-October 7th would
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Grateful to Eric (not pictured) and Rudy, two American Christians, who went out of their way to help two American Jews, in western Texas, at 2AM. And, of course, eternal gratitude to Hashem for bringing it all together! That camera looks beautiful in your hands, @shimmy_socol!
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