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Help! Help! I'm trapped in the bio. send bagels, quick (onion please & toasted) Contributor to the @AssociatedFress. Goyish acc @mkdeepthoughts1
Charcuterie Board, Toms River
Joined June 2021
RT @AssociatedFress: Report: Things Get Awkward On Sesame Street As Grover Shows Up To Work On Monday Morning
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After Maariv last night. "Dont forget to repeat Shema and to eat".
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Some say this is what really happened. "Yom Kippur, Tisha b'Av & what?"."Erev Yom Kippur, bc eating is like fasting"."Very good".
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Some say this is what I overheard in shul. "Yom Kippur, Tisha b'Av & what?"."Ramadan"."What?!".
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Overheard in shul today. "I only fast 3 times"."Yom Kippur, Tisha b'Av & what?"."Lent"."What?!".
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RT @AssociatedFress: Rabbi's Weekly Shabbos Drasha Extra Long Due To IRS Ruling Allowing Religious Orgs To Endorse
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RT @gutgezugt: Poor taste!.Shnorer announcing .צדקה תציל ממות.at the funeral. Dude, where were you, like, two days ago?.
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RT @Vlo_Avlasa_Bo: It’s true. It’s well known that the first rule of Mossad club is to always talk about how you’re in Mossad club.
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RT @gutgezugt: Another atrocity that took place during the three weeks:. Breaking your fast on Shabbos leftovers.
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Then I was thinking joke works in reverse. I was at a mechanic & after checking car he said I need a root canal.
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Told this to my wife & she said joke doesn't work. Carburetor mostly outdated so. I was at a dentist & after xrays said I need a new shocks.
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There are some occupations that lend themselves to the practioner ripping you off. I was at a dentist & after xrays he said I need a new carburetor.
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