tomb
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sup dude names tom but my friends call me tomb
Chicago, IL
Joined September 2011
me: so yeah once you hit "flow state" you don't even need the instructions really, you can just freestyle it date: omg that's so cute, how long have you been playing with Legos for? me: it's not playing
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they're executing me tomorrow. it was the right call but I don't have to like it
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This is making me genuinely sad. I donโt like the direction things are heading.
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"sexual tyrannosaurus"
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getting decapitated Verrรผckt style on a ride called "the beastcoaster"
MrBeast will launch his own theme park, Beast Land, in Saudi Arabia It will open on November 13th as part of Riyadh Season
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i love getting voice memos. its like Christmas morning when i see a friend sent me a silly little story
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the guy is a real person. Named 50 cent. And he was already the biggest music artist in the world
Joe Rogan to Elon: โAI music is disturbing because itโs my favorite music now. There are AI coversโฆ they will blow your mind. This is my favorite thing to do to people. This guy, if this were a real person, would be the #1 music artist in the world... The most soulful, potent
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i don't know the context because i'm normal but this was on my for you page and it got me crying
I stand with that Black teacher whoโs filing a police reports on her students for stealing her Hello Kitty funko pop. since yโall refuse to properly raise your Iโll-mannered children, adults who have to deal with them, will.
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the best part of insidious is when they go to like the demon world or whatever and the dad just like hits a clean uppercut and drops the demon. like you can just physically fight him I guess
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my pants and underwear are usually around my ankles if im at the urinal
Letโs get the publicโs temperature on this. If you use urinals are you pulling it
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you want a great meal with two ingredients try ganja and some freakin...head
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he intrigues me like the little brother of an ex
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How can a person celebrate a birthday... when it is a misfortune to be in this world at all.
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i think if you ever find yourself screenshotting a dating profile you're being mean
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