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It's Macker. Sr. Manager, Content. RSI/ @BetRivers . Past: @xfldefenders , @NBCSWashington , @SportingNews . IG: Tmach18

DC via NC | PA | CT via DC
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2 years
Armando Bacot injured his ankle on a loose floorboard. A LOOSE FLOORBOARD AT THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
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"Do you work for the Washington Post? DO YOU?!?!?
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Kyrie got suspended because he was unable to do these two things: 1) Say "I'm sorry." 2) Say "I'm not anti-Semitic." Imagine not being able to do that.
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2 years
Here is a working list of all the sons of former NBA players on 2021-2022 college basketball rosters.
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4 years
What position did you play? Be honest.
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5 years
Since October 1, the Nationals have outscored the Redskins 62-30.
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5 years
If Juwan Howard gets the Michigan job, he will become the 11th current CBB coach to also appear in NBA Jam. Patrick Ewing Anfernee Hardaway Bobby Hurley Dan Majerle Danny Manning Donyell Marshall Aaron McKie Terry Porter Jerry Stackhouse Damon Stoudamire
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1 year
And yet I've watched them feast on pork for the past 13 minutes
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Three UConn players celebrating Ramadan, therefore not eating or drinking from sun up to sun down -- Adama Sanogo, Samson Johnson and Hassan Diarra
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3 years
Here is Charles Barkley unfiltered on COVID, re: VCU-Oregon. Real, authentic TV.
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3 years
RT this if it cuts way too deep
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2 years
FIGHT! Juwan Howard throws a punch and all hell breaks loose at the end of Michigan-Wisconsin.
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5 years
Mac McClung's first breakaway dunk in a Georgetown uniform was an easy one, but also a f***ing spectacular one.
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1 year
Nothing to see here
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3 years
What Keon Johnson just did is illegal in 48 states
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3 years
Here is a mock draft that got 29 of 30 picks wrong, including the No. 1 overall pick.
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6 years
Greyson Allen back.
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7 years
Now THAT'S a typo.
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2 years
Kaishu Hirano just set a world record for largest air in a half pipe. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!
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5 years
You get to ban one word from the entire lexicon of sports. What word are you banning?
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8 years
What you are about to is the craziest sequence of the college basketball season, and quite possibly, ever.
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3 years
So what we've learned is that the only way Dwayne Haskins ever sees the field for Washington is if Alex Smith legitimately dies.
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8 years
Reminder: Washington, D.C. is not allowed to have nice sports things.
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6 years
Hooo boy. Sally Jenkins went scorched earth on this one.
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5 months
Cam Spencer is that guy
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2 years
RUTGERS BEATS NO. 1 PURDUE AT THE BUZZER!
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2 years
Hang on to your
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1 year
No matter how many QBs get drafted tonight, just remember that all of them lost a game to Stetson Bennett.
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3 years
Video of Joe Burrow's injury. Wooof.
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8 years
"Dad shoes? That's not what Delonte West said."
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7 years
Deonte Burton. Get hyped, stay hyped. Dunk you very much.
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3 years
Let Bill Walton call an Elite Eight game. There. I said it.
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5 years
He tagged a national park
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Get Well Soon @ZionNPS
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3 years
TEDDY VALENTINE IS BACK!
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2 years
Donald Parham looks like he just got knocked out.
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6 years
I made this back in May 2017 following a Redskins Offseason Outlook taping. This was Rich Tandler every day. Rich was the best.
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2 months
NC State is the first double-digit seed to win a conference tournament -- ANY CONFERENCE TOURNAMENT -- in over a decade.
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2 years
Here is Buddy Boeheim pretty obviously punching a dude in the gut.
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4 years
@BaileyCarlin A persimmon: It's the size of a tomato but has the density of a potato. It's basically a lacrosse ball.
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1 year
OH MY GOD SDSU WINS IT AT THE BUZZER
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2 years
On Aug. 10, a @BetRivers bettor placed a $78 parlay on Phillies World Series & Eagles Super Bowl at 1270/1 odds. Potential Payout: $99,998 The player cashed out for $76
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2 years
That’s a foul. A huge miss by the refs.
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4 years
This is Fiona Moriarty-McLaughlin, a commentary writer for the Washington Examiner who also once published an article titled “Six things to do with that Avocado lying around your dorm room.”
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7 years
Kirk Cousins will not let Vine die. Kirk Cousins is the greatest.
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7 years
Amanda Nunes knocks out Robda Rousey in under 60 seconds.
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2 years
An altercation between Bryant fans and Wagner plays. The fans have been kicked out of the NEC championship game with 4 minutes left. THIS. IS. MARCH.
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3 years
It’s only Game 2 but this dunk might hold up til April.
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1 year
Commanders starting QBs since 2000: Johnson, George, Banks, Matthews, Ramsey, Wuerffel, Hasselbeck, Brunell, Cambell, Collins, McNabb, Grossman, Beck, RGIII, Cousins, McCoy, Smith, Johnson, Sanchez, Keenum, Haskins, Smith, Allen, Heinicke, Fitzpatrick, Gilbert, Wentz, Howell.
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NHL Eastern Conference Seeds Remaining: 1, 2, 5, and 7. So naturally, it's 1 vs. 2 and 5 vs. 7. That makes sense.
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5 years
The Redskins are trying to trade for the guy who got replaced by the guy the Redskins didn’t want.
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8 years
The Fox Sports 1s
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3 years
The Washington Football Team traded Trent Williams to the San Francisco 49ers for: OL Keith Ismael (Rd5, 2020) CB Benjamin St-Juste (Rd3, 2021)
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9 years
Rand Paul's eye roll, yo.
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5 years
Adrian Peterson owes millions in debt. Mason Foster's agent is going off on Twitter. Trent Williams is holding out. Josh Norman jumped over a bull. Yep, Redskins training camp is finally here.
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I’m told that between salary and NIL budget, Arkansas’ offer to John Calipari is roughly $15 mil per.
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7 years
Josh Norman make Travis Kelce go booooom.
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2 years
Leon Edwards just KO’d the P4P king in the 5th round of a fight he had no business still being in
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8 years
Live look at Charlottesville.
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9 years
JUSTIN TUCKER KICKER DANCE
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9 years
ODU AT THE BUZZER!
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3 years
The greatest CBB uniform of all time. Mount Rushmore at the very worst.
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4 years
Fanbases at MSG, ranked: 1. Syracuse 2. UConn 3. Rangers 4. Georgetown 5. St. John’s 6. Notre Dame 7. Duke 8. Knicks
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7 years
Dan Dakich: A two-act play.
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2 years
This is big. Very big.
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Indiana star forward Trayce Jackson-Davis is returning to Indiana for his season season and withdrawing from the NBA Draft process. #iubb
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4 years
Bring back the XFL you cowards
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4 years
JUST NOW: Adam Silver, Rob Manfred, Roger Goodell, Gary Bettman, Robert Kraft, Jerry Jones, Dana White, and Vince McMahon are part of a large group that will help advise on how to restart the economy, President Trump says.
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The Arizona Wildcats now hold two incredible March Madness feats: 1. The only program to lose to an #11 , #12 , #13 , #14 and #15 seed 2. The only program to lose to multiple #15 seeds
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Adama Sanogo won the NCAA Tournament MOP Award while fasting for Ramadan.
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We really don't talk enough about how special the VCU program is. Since 2002, the Rams have made 12 NCAAT appearances under five different coaches. VCU Is one win away from another trip to the Big Dance.
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8 years
Maryland, Maryland, Texas, Maryland, and Maryland.
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Carmelo Anthony, Michael Phelps, Connor Fields, Kyle Snyder and Matthews Centrowitz named finalists for USOC Male Athlete of Olympic Games
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9 years
Muhammad-Ali Abdur-Rahkman. Get some.
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6 years
Jaylen Adams is Hot Sauce. UCLA is Darren Rovell.
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@SethDavisHoops wait. really? I never knew this. Now it makes a bit more sense why the last two minutes of a NCAAT game are painfully long.
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2 years
Here is the updated list:
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5 years
This is going to sound dumb but hear me out: they should play the Final Four/National Championship Game at Rupp Arena.
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6 years
STOP. GOING. AT. KONATE.
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2 years
The final 20sec of #9 Kansas vs #15 Iowa State is straight bonkers.
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All hell is about to break loose between Argentina and The Netherlands
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It's been 19 years since DC has made it to a conference championship. DC has had 15 closeout games. 0-for-15.
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Redskins starting QBs since 2000: Mark Sanchez Alex Smith Colt McCoy Kirk Cousins Robert Griffin III John Beck Donovan McNabb Rex Grossman Todd Collins Jason Campbell Mark Brunell Tim Hasselbeck Patrick Ramsey Danny Wuerffel Shane Matthews Tony Banks Jeff George Brad Johnson
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Reminder: Washington, D.C. is the least successful major sports city in the country (at least 3 sports) since 2000. http://t.co/KkyJeDfeHL
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At $400/per, JR Smith can buy approx. 135,000 metric tons of pipe with his new $54mil contract.
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7 years
yo the Jacksonville state rb did the noodle arm celebration. War Conor McGregor.
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The College Football Playoff: 4 teams: Flawed 6 teams: Perfect 8 teams: Fine 12 teams: Too Many
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9 years
Ricardo Lockette knocked out cold.
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5 years
LIFE NEWS: I am thrilled to announce I'm joining the @xfl2020 as Director of Content for the @XFLDefenders . Proud, happy, excited, hungry, and ready to hit the ground running with an insanely talented group of people.
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Marquette wins on a foul shot tip-in AT THE BUZZER!
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9 years
Peak Tom Crean face.
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3 years
College basketball returns TOMORROW! I made a cheat sheet for the notable games to track.
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I think UNC freshman Jalek Felton just killed a guy.
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Jordan Barnes' buzzer-beater stuns Team CP3 in Peach Jam semis
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If the NFL added an 8th playoff team to both the AFC and NFC, would the Commanders have a shot at it? Packers win, 9-8 Commanders win, 8-8-1 Lions lose, 8-9 Seahawks lose, 8-9
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8 years
Jesperson's shot, shot from the crowd, is MAGICAL. (via @Sam_Duren )
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2 years
Arkansas beats No. 1 Auburn in OT + exclamation-point dunk + lights out court-storm.
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10 years
Mother of God. RT @Cosmocatalano June 7, 2014—the Greatest Comment in the History of the Internet has been posted. http://t.co/4mDmH0awBw
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I was frustrated, unmotivated and exhausted, so I left my job 18 days before my wedding to help lead a startup pro sports league. Today we're going live in front of 20K people and millions worldwide.   I have no clue what is going to happen and I love it. Chaos. Lets get it.
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Shane Ray's rap battle. If you ask players to rap battle at media day, they will do it, apparently.
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Please be the Undertaker, please be the Undertaker, please be the Undertaker, please be the Undertaker, please be th
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LaTech beats Marshall on a halfcourt buzzer-beater.
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