Uncle Dick
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Hubby. Dad. Carp fisherman and wine drinking champion. All posts are mine & if you don’t like it, I don’t care cos Twitter is not a real place!
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Joined March 2010
Conan O’Brien is not funny. The silence after he speaks say it all. Why is he even on my telly? #Oscars
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The irony of rewarding people with #Oscars for Production when someone can’t even keep the mics up and lights on when someone is speaking. Someone needs to be given the Spanish Archer for that one.
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Whomever is writing the “jokes” for the presenters at the #Oscars needs sacking immediately. Nothing. I mean NOTHING anyone has said so far is remotely funny. It’s cringe. Should’ve had @rickygervais do it.
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What a great bit of telly #thedyerscaravanpark is. If you get Danny Dyer in, you’ve got to expect Danny Dyer to be Danny Dyer. If I owned that place, I’d sack the miserable staff & bring in people that had something about them. Cheer the fuck up fellas!
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Saw the magnificent Stephen Graham on #TheGNShow & finally watched #adolescence. Cried for the 1st hour. Captivated by the next & sobbed as I realised that; in part, I have become my dad & my son is also partly becoming me. Just given him a big hug. Astonishing television. ❤️
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Just bought a coffee. Girls asked me if I wanted a Freddo with it. I said oooh lovely. Yes please. “That’s £1.10p for the Freddo” FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. !!!
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One punch is all it needed to break this bellend @jakepaul It has always been about the @anthonyjoshua vs @Tyson_Fury fight. We’re not fkn stupid. This was a shit show. Worse than the @MikeTyson fight and all about the $. Bring back boxing ffs. This was embarrasing.
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All abt the $ & not about the sport. You should’ve knocked him the fk out. We know you could’ve done it at least 5 times in the first three rounds. WTF?!?! Next up is all about the $ Tyson Fury v @anthonyjoshua This is what this has all been about. Shame on you for holding back.
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Good session so far, with two in the net. Mirror last night at 1:00am and the Common tonight again at 1:00am. Both on @StickyOfficial Krill. Well chuffed. Hoping for more before dawn. #Carp #fishinglife
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Nice wake up call at 1.00am. 24lb 10oz of Hunts Corner Oxfordshire Mirror Carp Happy days 😉 #Carp #carpfishing #fishinglife
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Back home on @stgeorgeslake for a couple of nights. Been a bit quiet on here lately apparently. Let’s see if we can change that after a few recent tips from @Adam_Penning . Come on carp gods 🙏🎣🤞 #fishinglife #Carp #carpfishing #lovefishing
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Fished with this legend on a social this weekend down at Tar Farm. The eyes give it away that far too much liquid refreshment was consumed! An absolute blast and highly recommend you subscribe to his Carp Academy. Top bloke and a top weekend. 👍🎣 @Adam_Penning
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Second large glass of wine accompanied by the year’s first mince pie. Yes I know but it’s a mince pie. There should be no time limits on them 🤣
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Yes it’s a large glass! Fkn need this after a very shite week. Cheers!
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