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@_Recinne_
There is no difference between breathing through the nose and breathing through the mouth!
But one makes you more of a dog and the other more of a human.
You make your choice.
The situation Manchester United is in today for Mason Greenwood, it is them that created it by not respecting the proceedings of the courts of law.
When the court dropped the cases, there was no need of Manchester United taking up the investigations. The club made a mistake.
@KaroroMitchelle
The choice of a father for your child is made and agreed upon with him before you even get pregant.
It is even important you sign the agreement and have witnesses on it.
I mean, get married first. Don't be fooled to get pregant for a man who is not your husband.
@TheSolape
In the world of relationships, never interrupt how things are working out for a given couple irrespective of your intentions and perspective.
How you see things as a single person or unmarried can be very different in the world of the marrieds.
They are an item not a singular.
@jon_d_doe
If she is not a virgin, forget about body count.
She can have body count 20 and tell you 2. What will you do? Will you fight?
She can have body count 20 and fake it all like she is the best you've ever seen. What will you do? Will you fight?
An unmarried woman can have body
Please take note of this;
A married man, in his matrimonial decisional communications he says;
"My wife and I have decided..."
A married woman, in her matrimonial decisional communications she says;
"My husband has decided..."
@jon_d_doe
Men have two kinds of funds/budgets when it comes to relationships;
1. Recruitment budget/funds
The money a man spends on a woman in the gist of making her accepting his proposal.
These funds also cover up the money a man spends on his "girlfriend"
A man can even rent the
I think Ugandan TVs need to start something like Shark Tank where entreprenuers come and pitch to possible investors of their businesses live.
This will teach many Ugandans and Ugandan entreprenuers a thing or three about business.
Honestly, Ugandans are being over fed
A widow is not a single mother. She is a widow.
A whore is not a sex worker. She is a whore.
A single mother is that woman who got pregnant for a guy she is not married to and the guy abandoned her. He saw her not worth it making her a wife.
Don't put a widow, a woman who was
If you give a woman freedom, you've given her fire & she'll burn herself & blame you for it. -
@Bqmbulu
When you have situations like the one in the attached screenshot, don't talk too much. Instead, let her do what she wants and for this case,
"Let her go then put her in the
@jon_d_doe
If you want to know one thing that can keep a woman, it is called shame.
Her own shame not yours.
Shame means you are not only doing it for yourself but also considerate of other stakeholders on your life.
A woman of shame will fear and hold herself back before doing anything
@jon_d_doe
A Twitter friend was in my DM almost for the same issue.
This is a babe he met while in O'level. Their relationship is making 10 years in december this year.
He told her from early days of the relationship that he is dating her for marriage. He was 2 classes above her. They
@jon_d_doe
@confess256
NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE.
It is the best thing and that is how it should be. Both partners should marry as virgins. More so the woman.
Then there is a scenario where both partners are not virgins but the woman conditions the man to no sex before marriage.
Truth is, it is really
@jon_d_doe
Agba, you are whomever you think you are.
I think you go beyond Africa. You are the best and most analytical Marriage and Relationships Expert in the world.
As I have come to realize, you get sharper every day, why? You sharpen your mind with several experiences from different
@jon_d_doe
Another reason as to why women hardly cheat in marriages is because men respect and fear another man's kingdom.
While men cheat more in marriage is because women hardly respect and fear another woman's queendom.
It is easy for a man to feel all the guilt in the world for
@zubamutesi
Unless you do business privately that your clientele is solely based on referral and you use personal numbers for your business, then I would only call you out for that.
But if that's not the case, I think much as you think you are right, as a professional, you handled it
@jon_d_doe
This is nothing but truth in Agba 's thread.
Getting intentional right responsibilities is one way of increasing your sustenance just by common sense before you even bring in God's word.
The motivation, inspiration and courage to push harder knowing that you have a wife at
Can't Hon. Mpuuga just leave NUP if he thinks the party is poorly ran, more so by captivated people?
What is so special about NUP that is making him write all those essays than leaving it?
NUP is a trash and poorly ran party by amateurs that good English writing and speaking
After Kaguta and cows, the best thing that has ever happened to Ankole is Luo men plucking their flowers.
There is a new kind of generation that will come, beautiful and intelligent with a chocolate kind of skin with names like Karungi Akello Fountain, Mugisha Obote Allan 🔥
@confess256
This is really painful but don't end your life.
If you have your father alive, whether poor or rich, go sit him and talk to him about it all. After, ask him to pray for you.
After talking to your dad, keep around home for a week as you try to stablize your mind. Not to kill
When I saw Kevin De Bruyne make a cross that was converted to a Man City goal and it was him with Casemiro, I knew Casemiro was going to avenge for that mess.
I kept the belief and then he made the assist for the first goal.
Casemiro has a winning mentality😍
@Wizarab10
Good to know it is your submission though it is not well thought and misleading even just from the point of effective writing and communication.
When you say;
🚫1. The men don't want to date them and even the ones that do, do not want to be celibate.
🚫2. The values are
@jon_d_doe
This thread is a perfect response and explanation to all critics on the other tweet.
I have read many responses on it and I came to realize one thing, many were talking out of theory and social media vibes.
They haven't tasted its reality in a tacit manner. Actually many are
What Bobi did is right after trying the undercover means of sorting this out but failed or didn't yield results.
He had to explain it to the public because that's how many of us came to know of the bonanza.
Now, your man is playing the Buganda card!🙌😀
@CounselAllanVic
When time of death has come, truth is you even lose most of your senses.
I have no one to blame here, it was just the last hour of their life coming and they had to be there at that exact time.
That is the irony of death.
"Lan yu'akhirah llaahu nafsan idha jaa'a ajaluha"😥
@jamesonen
Not sure within your context what you really mean by "respect" but, going by the income line, even if she brings 0 but does her roles as wife, she should be respected and more.
Money itself alone can bring not just status and "respect" whether it is a man with it or a woman with
@jon_d_doe
Thank you, Agba.
I do not agree with many of the things you've said in this thread, Agba. 🙏
For the following reasons;
1. I was married a virgin and it never gave me any entitlement to being treated any different. Being married a virgin was for me first (This takes my God,
How to fight unemployment among Ugandans on Twitter and get capital to start good businesses?
If we have 10,000 Ugandans on Twitter, and each contributing 10,000 Ugx per year, we could have 100,000,000 Ugx (100M) put up every year to invest in a viable business.
Every year for
Hey, woman in a relationship or planning to be in one, here are 10 things for you to keep at the back of your mind. Feminists, please ignore this tweet.
1. Your man is not your brother or your son.
2. A man respected is a man loved. A woman needs to be a woman not a man in the
While in your 20s,
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
Go Buy Land.
And then title it. Great if it is already titled, just do a transfer to your names.
I think Buganda Kingdom should in some way recognise VJ Jingo and several other VJs for promoting Luganda in other regions of the country through movie translations.
Many non-baganda who have never even stepped in Buganda know how to speak Luganda but from movie translation by
@FabrizioRomano
Leverkusen this season is like the Monaco of Mbappes, Bakayoko, Fabinho etc.
It will win our hearts. I hope they keep on for seasons but they will be shopped.
20 SIGNS FOR A WOMAN TO KNOW YADIBA
1. The men who dated you in the past and you broke up have gone on to marry other women that some of whom you might even deem less beautiful or less educated of lower class than you.
2. You are happy being a man's girlfriend for a year and
@MathiasMpuuga
One thing I have realized connecting dots is, Hon. Mpuuga thinks he is helping NUP to be in NUP.
And, he is there to educate and groom them on politics.
That's a mistake he is making. Satan did the same mistake.
@jon_d_doe
1. First and foremost, I would be interested in if he was clear to his wife as to why he started that business for her and what his expectations of her from the business are.
2. So long as it is a business, you are in it to make money and also have it grow. It is very important
How to make 300 Million Ugx ($100,000) per year in Uganda with a startup capital of 500, 000 Ugx ($150).
"Numbers don't lie" Here is how to make 300, 000, 000 Ugx a year broken down;
30,000,000 Ugx per month
7,000,000 Ugx per week
1,000,000 per day
That is:
1 sale of
Men, 20 things you should know about women before falling in love with one. (Learn or perish)
1. Women don't love men. If you think they do, read to the end.
2. Women think they know what they are doing, making it hard for them to take cautionary advice. Unfortunately, many
Jeff Bezos owns 12.7% of Amazon Inc.
Elon Musk owns 13% of Tesla Inc.
Bernard Arnault owns 46% of LMVH
Warren Buffet owns 16% of Berkshire Hathaway
Larry Ellison owns 35% of Oracle
All those are billionaires and the richest people of our era.
Some Lessons:
1. Your own
Polygamy is better for women than it is for men. That is why it was made optional for a man.
Polygamy is another window for a man to bring sanity to his woman(en). It takes another woman to tame a woman. (If one woman is stressing a man and he can afford a second and 3rd and
@jon_d_doe
"If you suspect your woman to be cheating, you will be right in the long run"
Suspecting, means you don't have concrete evidence but a lot of doubts.
It's up to you.
But for this case, the lady is cheating. And she understands the man's guards are down. He is a weak man and
@drkasenene
Addressing the first note issues.
Issue 1:
(The way men are beating their wives till death)
Maybe this student has good examples to refer to on that.
We shall start with how she sees her father treating the mother.
If the treatment is well, we shall go to how the fathers
@Jamie_Namulema
A woman can always change statement of preference with time especially when it comes to an intimate partner.
Time is not a woman's friend.
If she is not a virgin, forget about body count.
She can even have body count 50 and tell you 2. What will you do? Will you fight?
She could have body count 50 and fake it all like she is the best you've ever seen. What will you do?
Marry virgin women.
It's men that set
Women, when you break the heart of one good man, it is like killing the only doctor of the village. Many people are going to die after that.
Because good men are really really scarce. When I talk of a good man, I mean that kind of a man that a million other women dream to have.
@SamQari
God created Israelites and He knows how stubborn they are.
They have no mercy in their hearts. God Himself took it out of them as a punishment.
@jon_d_doe
Truly life is for the living. And so life lessons are for the living.
Wisdom is for the wise.
If you don't learn from other's mistakes, others will learn from yours.
Agba, thank you for building this community. May God bless you more.
@SpireJim
The 1st time I saw this video I asked my friend "shouldn't these people be singing this on their way back to Uganda?"
She said:
"Even leaving Uganda is an achievement worth celebrating and thanking God"
I felt my heart breaking and eyes getting wet. Like how did we reach here!
@drkasenene
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Addressing not 2 and 3
There is free money in the flag.
This is where we need to teach people how money is made.
The blueprint to making money from time memorial lies in two ways.
Offering a service and selling a product.
Sex is not a service. Sex is a devine form of
For marriage purposes;
If you are not a born-again man, it is better you avoid born-again women.
If you are not a muslim man, it is better you avoid muslim women.
If you are not a munyankole woman, it is better you avoid banyankole men.
If you are not a munyarwanda man, it is
If a woman is not married, she should be at her father's house or a relative's until she finds a man to marry her.
While there, she can get her education, apply for jobs and actually start working.
What do you mean a woman should take her time first to get into marriage?
First
Men used to be men, and women to be women. And that was the right way and nature was respected.
Then in the 1940s, the world thought of fighting nature and brought up the idea of gender equality. They pushed it despite being a slippery slope.
But, like all slippery slopes
It is easier for unmarried women to mislead women in general than it is for married women.
99.1% of prostitutes, whores and sex workers are single mothers and unmarried women.📌
The divorce law favours women.📌
It is an agenda to get women out of marriage anyway.
And yet
@UG_confesses
On such an issue, I don't think you should take social media advice much as it seems easy to work out.
And, you are giving these social media people half info and just your side.
So, go meet a professional relationships/marriage counselor. It will be worth it.
The counselor
@kyeruphiona
Womanizing.
That alone can be the mother of all the 3.
He will admire women and can't have many or some of them. So he starts watching porn. The easiest cooler for watching porn is masturbation.
He will get tired of it and feel he needs a vagina to also test what he has been
@MprueDie
I hope today we understand what marriage is and what marriage is not.
Then we shall give marriage its place and we shall also give ourselves our place.
@jon_d_doe
You can have an employee who has been at your company for 20 years. But then at year 20, you get a report that this same employee misused company money at year 2. You will likely forgive this employee because of the new track record they built after that incident.
And then look
1. NRM can't kulabisa any of their corrupt officials because no one has the moral authority to kulabisa the other.
Saying NRM doesn't expose their corrupt members is really not giving.
2. Mpuuga is/was holding a public office. Public scrutiny and accountability is necessary
The biggest win for Mason Greenwood for the Mason Greenwood brand management was having the cases dropped.
That was all that was required and I am sure they also knew that's what they needed to achieve only to be dissapointed by Manchester United, a football club turned
If you fall under these categories, chances are high you will find my tweets disturbing.
1. Below 30
2. Have not read at least 50 books outside your academic sphere.
3. Not married.
4. Have never caught at least $1,000 in cash and it is yours with no debt on it.
5. Feminist
@jon_d_doe
I think even if the man was not denying her sex, this woman would have still cheated on her husband with him when they met.
It is something she did and feels good having done. No, she feels good about the person she cheated with as well.
Women, your husband denying you sex,
Nothing hurts a woman especially an older woman like having a man to have sex with but can't have a man she calls hers.
That thing hurts. It hurts
Akuzina omufuna naye ayagala okukuwasa talabika🤦♂️
@nbstv
Nnaabagereka Sylvia Nagginda was 35 and got married to a 43 y/o Kabaka Ronald Mutebi.
You can also wait until 35 and get a king for a husband!😎
Go party, have "fun", "enjoy life" and some 43 y/o king will come for you baby. 😍
Men, don't plead for the same age bracket V or fight to keep her.
If that same age bracket girlfriend is stressing you, keep quiet and cut her off. Then go make your money.
You will get more beautiful, intelligent and younger women for you who can give you the peace you deseve
Go buy land anywhere in the world and title it.
Great if you can get at least 10 acres and above.
And if the seller agrees to allow you pay in installments, better.
Then go to a town and focus on the hustle, keep yourself health, watch your sex/dating life, read good books.
If you are with a woman and been planning long term then she starts to pressure you to do the settling out of nowhere with some excuses that include 3rd parties, many times it is not that she is really on pressure to.
It is usually because there is already another suitor in the
@MarketingBully_
I find this misleading to young girls.
I would agree with you in your submission (as quoted) on one condition, a woman has not got into marriage early and has not been fucking around.
But if it is anything else, I will disagree with you over these points.
1. I swear to my
@DrSerunjogiEmma
The reasons for men being lonely in old age are two and have been two since time memorial.
Deadbeat fathering and Bad PR for the father by the mother to the children.📌
Make sure you do the right thing as a man to your children. And ensure good PR by your wife to the children.
If she is not a virgin, don't pay her brideprice.
And let it known to her family that you can't pay that much for a second hand.
You can't expensively pay to have exclusive access to a woman some other men got just for vibes.
Have some standards, man.
Hon. Mpuuga doesn't have to play the Buganda card amidst the chaos at hand. It only signifies his guilt.
If he is intelligent as some claim, let him do what intelligent people do in such scenarios.
Being an African first born from a humble family is something else. Mentally, financially, Strategically.
You be having dreams beyond yours to achieve.
May the pockets of African first borns never lack.🙏
A man has 5 kinds of money expenses;
1. To pay as bride price
2. To provide for his family (this includes him)
3. To take care of his parents and grands or parents' friends and villagemates
4. To gift and be generous to needy strangers, his family, friends and causes he feels
Dear Muslim/Muslimah,
If you have sex with a woman/man other than your wife/husband in Ramadhan, am sure you know the penalty.
Fasting 60 consecutive days immediately after Ramadhan. Even if you miss one at 59, you will start afresh from 1.
Get your horn in order.