Dolph McLaran
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Child all Ray Charles needed was a wrist...
Niggas be talking about some “ hey beautiful “ and you be looking like this
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Niggas not planning dates because they just want the pussy...and they want it with the least amount of effort as possible. That’s all it is. If the nigga ain’t trying to go on a date he don’t want you like that.
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Cam probably brought up sea moss in the last team meeting and Bill just lost it.
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This like when Batman get out of jail on Dark Knight Rises
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This pizza look like it was on the barbershop floor.
This really the worst pizza slice to ever hit the internet.
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Y’all more mad about Kitchenista talking about the scammer than the actual scammer…and that in itself is what’s wrong with this community. Is it a LOT? Yea…but shit…ask yourself why it takes THIS much to get a nigga we ALL KNOW is a scammer out the paint.
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“High value men” was a concept thought up by niggas who wasn’t getting no women coming up...they read all the “black man shortage” articles in the early 2000’s and thought they’d be the cream of the crop simply by not being dead or in jail. These are typically average Joes...
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ARYA GONE BE ABLE TO GET SOME OF THAT MESOTHELIOMA MONEY
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THIS NIGGA DRINKING BEANS
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@Shakez_SC
Random Williams…nigga only lasted 3 years in the NFL. 3rd round pick. I wouldn’t say it was his talent as much as his mindset…you could always tell that nigga was gone make it. We was just knuckleheads.
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The wing shortage must be real cause y’all been doing the most with salmon lately
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Trump tells you he wants to repeal Obamacare...you vote for him...acts surprised when they're gonna repeal Obamacare. HE TOLD YOU.
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Don’t forget it’s open enrollment season y’all. Make sure y’all got y’all shit together...we don’t want y��all out here uninsured.
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Between all the “Slob On My Knob” inspired records, Drake nod to Project Pat on “Look Alive” and Cardi “Bickenhead” track...I’m glad to see people understand the influence Three 6 Mafia has on the game.
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Lonzo not even trash...he just can’t stay healthy. PROBABLY because he’s trying to hoop in a pair of Toms.
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Magic bet on Ingram and Ball...
Ingram: 15.2 PPG, 4.5 REB, 2.3 AST
45% FG
Ball: 7.8 PPG, 4.9 AST, 4.9 REB
38% FG, 34.3% 3-PT
Russell: 17.3 PPG, 5.5 AST, 3.5 REB,
40.6% 3-PT
Randle: 17.3 PPG, 8.2 REB, 56.3% FG
Just saying...
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Netflix and chill gotta be lit in New York...they all live in studios, so soon as she walk in the crib she in the bedroom.
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It’s finna be so covidy out there...
McEnany predicts "quite large" turnout at "Million Maga March" in DC
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Bezos up like $13 billion since COVID-19...and y’all mad at mfs WHO GOT FIRED for getting $600...😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ben still don’t know which hand to shoot a jumper with...smh
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The Rolex watch wearin'...diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin'...wheelin' and dealin'...WOO!...limousine ridin'...
http://t.co/KADeTgKTwC
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THE PRESSURE IS ON GENDRY TO LAY DOWN SOME GRADE A DACK AFTER THIS BATTLE...I HOPE THEY GOT SOME WESTEROS GAS STATION DICK PILLS CAUSE HE GONE NEED EM’
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Instagram has been run into the ground. It’s nothing more than a marketing app and has no value to anyone but influencers at this point. It stinks.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Colangelo told Ben Simmons “shoot a 3 you coward” on the burner account 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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And don’t change the channel...I’m still watching that.
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Toothpaste is 8 dollars
Student loan borrowers: What are you doing with the money saved while payments are paused?
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Meek showed Robert Kraft the world of IG models and the old man lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Almost a million mfs dead and “why they want us to take this vaccine so bad?” is still a talking point.
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The owner at Ferguson Mart said all along Mike Brown didn't rob them and that Ferguson PD strong armed them for the tape.
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I’m just saying if we want a black woman candidate we can all get excited about...Stacey Abrams is just sitting at the crib. ...and don’t tell me she can’t be a legit candidate cause Beto ain’t win either. She’s got a much more progressive platform than Kamala. WE HAVE OPTIONS.
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You either believe in hittin women or no...only people that wanna hear what Tory got to say are those who would hit a woman...and they wanna see what Meg “did” so they can see if Tory was justified or not. They know where their line is...they wanna see where Tory’s is.
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Racist State Power Rankings:
1. Mississippi
2. Alabama
3. Missouri (5)
4. South Carolina (3)
5. Florida
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I don’t really fully disagree with Rodney Hood...if you are slightly above average to below and you need the basketball in your hands to make plays...LeBron probably isn’t the best fit for you. If you can consistently make shots as a catch and shoot guy...you’re gonna be GOLDEN.
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Niggas don’t even wanna play 65 games and the All-Star weekend is a “break”…fuck these guys man. 😭😭😭😭😭
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I don't understand how anyone can have a problem with feminism or LGBT folks fighting for their rights due to them.
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That meat tougher than growing up in South Central Los Angeles.
Dollar Tree has 3-5 ounce ribeye steaks for $1 and the broke boy in me is intrigued
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Harden left...perennial MVP candidate.
Waiters left...got PIZZAID, playing the best ball of his career in Miami.
Oladipo left...he’s now going to be an All-Star.
Sabonis balling...shit even Lamb turned it around in Charlotte.
This shit gone start adding up.
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Nigga took steroids but not the vaccine…
Cardinals’ Pro-Bowl WR DeAndre Hopkins is being suspended six games for violating the NFL’s Performance Enhancing Drug policy, league sources tell ESPN.
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Granny said she wasn’t cooking today and ain’t nobody believe her. She over here with a pot of clam chowder...everybody else over here starving. She talking bout some, “I told y’all ass I wasn’t cooking...get some of that chowder in there!” We hate it here.
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HOLD THE LINE
Listening to irate New York hedge fund billionaire Leon Cooperman on CNBC right now lamenting people "sitting at home getting their checks from the government, trading their stocks."
“This fair share is a bullshit concept," he shouts. "It’s a way of attacking wealthy people."
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I been working in corporate America for 17 years…I’ve shared an office with three other black men who weren’t part of facilities or security. I couldn’t imagine yearning for camaraderie in the workplace…with WHO?
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I know I’m old…cause seeing people waste food pisses me off now.
The infamous 'Fat Baby' from Amano Las Vegas. You know you want one.
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Ted Cruz got the face of a nigga that just got socks for Christmas.
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Somebody is sane. Good Lord.
D.L Hughley got the best take on this Kanye West, Kim K, and Pete Davidson situation.
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Real shit, if you not from here...you need to go home man. People not from here coming and fucking shit up for us. We have to live here.
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DEPORT HER!
#BuildAWall
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Iggy Azalea Hit With $400,000 Tax Lien For Unpaid Income Taxes In 2014
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Cersei paid all that money back to the Iron Bank...only to need to borrow it right back. Cersei got a payday loan.
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Niggas my age be trolling trying to go viral...we almost 40 dawg. Grow up. Them ComicView ass tweets ain’t gone get it...you old nigga.
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Real shit, I’m going to the polls no matter what cause with this nigga Trump ain’t no telling what kinda bs they pull with that mail by vote. All of a sudden the mail start running slow or some shit. Fuck that.
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Now, Obama...let's get to some student loan forgiveness.
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You don’t let Rihanna in your club cause you scared they gone revoke your liquor license…now nobody coming to your club cause you ain’t let Rihanna in the club. Goofy.
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Rondo gone stop getting invited to the barbecue when he win a ring with Bron this year...
Paul Pierce cant stop talking about lebron. KG just making up shit on the go. They all cant stop talking about Ray Allen. Its just corny
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Out of towners, if you come here...it's not about Mike Brown. This is about something way bigger in the St. Louis Metro Area.
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Y’all got all the smoke for people who trying to get by and none for the people ripping us off...
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LMFAOOOOOOO HOUSTON ASTERISKS
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Soooooooo...is Future gonna...I mean...this is awkward. RT
@MetroBoomin
: Idk if I can even trust myself anymore. I be on some other shit g.
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If you got 32 tenants and they all organized against you...the landlord...you been a shitty landlord WAAAAAYYYYYYYY before COVID-19. This was just the final straw.
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Some nigga in the backyard, some nigga in the front yard, some nigga in the side yard.
"Everybody Kimbo Slice fans now... Name 3 niggas he knocked out..."
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I ain’t listening to nobody talking about Kap settling after I JUST watched you negroes watch football unbothered for 5 straight months. He stood tall and got his bag.
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