Reyda 🦖
@MsReyda
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I like imagining conversations and writing them down. Se habla Español y se toma mezcal.
Inglewood, CA
Joined September 2009
I’m starting a thread to track every book I finish in 2025. The goal is 20 books by the end of the year. I’ll also include a mini description of each. (Pinning to my profile)
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Wait. People show up empty handed to a party???? 🥴
my most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore
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Hey, so what do people do with these massive 78lb chocolate sculptures?
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I am obsessed with cult stories and every time I read / watch / listen to one someone is careful to be like, "this could have happened to anyone" and then you hear the details and it's like... actually no, there is a reason this only happened to a small number of people.
I know they say "anyone" can get tricked into a cult but I'm not even that smart and as soon as my religious leader was like "hey, God just told me I need to fuck 5 bitches at once" I'd be like...hmmm seems weird
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S.A.S truly enjoys being or playing stupid lol
🚨NEW: Stephen A. Smith *RIPS INTO* Dems for only caring about Epstein Files under TRUMP🚨 "The Epstein Files were in existence and free to have been open during the Biden Administration! You were there for 4 years! How come you didn't open it as a Democratic party then!? What
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Honestly amazing how every illegal immigrant is simultaneously a destitute ward of the state AND fully approved for 30 year mortgages and soaking up all the quarter million dollar housing stock.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
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Come thru, Big Sandals
More health issues for Senator John Fetterman ... he's in the hospital after falling to the ground and smashing his face. Read more: https://t.co/aoPT9X1o9E
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Tipping is so popular in America because the government knows y’all are stupid enough to blame the worker instead of the company that refuses to pay them.
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I need to know what @marclamonthill was saying … UNMUTE HIM! 😂
Alan Dershowitz's heart must've skipped a beat when Piers Morgan told him more emails have been released and that there's one that mentions him.
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About 2 emails away from the Guardians of the Pedos unlocking Area 51 and bringing out an alien.
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Democratic Sen. John Fetterman has been hospitalized after he reportedly fell near his home in Braddock, Pennsylvania.
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Mind you….they’re his horror movie
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Jeffrey please help me here is she a hooker
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This why they kicked his ass out the castle 🤣🤣🤣
Epstein claimed he attended 2019 London meeting with Prince Andrew and Trump — House Oversight documents
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I know that we don’t punish people for what they say but sometimes we should punish people for what they say.
Megyn Kelly trying to convince her listeners that sex trafficking girls is less offensive if they’ve gone through puberty: “There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old…”
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Absolutely, but somewhere in there, there’s beauty in the process. It’s like a big ass puzzle you’re trying to solve.
‘PLURIBUS’ creator Vince Gilligan didn’t come up with alien concept until a year into the writing process “When I came up with the idea of the signal from space, that was months or maybe a year or so into plotting this thing out. It’s depressing how long it takes”
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This is now my Spider-Man No Way Home
Cheri Oteri and Chris Elliott will return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ (Source: Deadline)
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Forgive my language but this story is complete and utter bullshit. The WSJ should be ashamed for publishing it. Where is this letter? Would you be shocked to learn they never showed it to us before publishing it? Does anyone honestly believe this sounds like Donald Trump?
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Under my administration, I will ban ALL work potlucks, and punish those who suggest the possibility of hosting such activities within the workplace. Vote for me in the midterms.
My job announced they are doing a Thanksgiving potluck next Friday. I immediately put in a PTO day
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