The Tourette's in my head
@TouretteIn
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Thought criminal. Always hungry.
my own little world
Joined October 2018
I still think about how crazy it is that cats, previously a wild animal, chose to just move in with us and get us to do their bidding. Have they domesticated us to their own advantage the way we have other animals?
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I’m old enough to remember when they were called continental quilts.
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Walked out the gym, passed an instructor, and she said, "How are you? Sweaty?" "I had a good workout," I answered. Just as well I still look fucking awesome while sweaty or I might have thought her rude.
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I truly believe that Cromer is credited with more crabs than actually come from there.
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Fuck you, sticker poster, I identify as illegal.
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Walking round this residential area I notice how many cameras people have in their windows, doorbells,you name it, and was thinking I am so glad I don't believe in souls or mine would be practically nonexistent anyway with so many devices stealing my image. It's a fucking liberty
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Cygnets crying for their parents who have managed to give them the slip. Just like Hansel and Gretel.
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Sorry I was late for your meeting, I met a Great Dane who was a hugger.
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Ivan's new seat. He's just been out for breakfast so doesn't want fed, he doesn't want petted or a fuss made, he just wants to sit on my keyboard. Because he's a cat.
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Not only did they walk free, despite evidence of them admitting it, but they then sued the police and won, and then her sister was convicted for slapping one of them around the face. -*- During the trial, the jury was played taped conversations in
Get ready to be horrified Charlene Downes was 14 when she was killed, having been repeatedly raped Iyad Albattikhi and Mohammed Reveshi stood trial in 2008, but the Crown Prosecution Service decided there could be no case due to errors in evidence gathering by police
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Obviously, it was too cloudy to see the supermoon last night, but the clouds had parted when I woke and I seen it from bed this morning. It had a moonbow.
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Impressed my colleagues by having a mini lock picking set in my wallet at all times.
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Talk show hosts love #prostitution jokes. Here's Jon Stewart joking the US gov shutdown forces ppl into sexual exploitation. He hides it behind an Addams family joke about "Thing" but it's moms who rely on food programs forced to endure mens sexual whims. https://t.co/jmBVm24FQa
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🚨The UK recorded 71,227 r*pes last year. That is on average 195 r*pes PER DAY. The UK is now the r*pe capital of Europe. Absolutely devastating.
The UK now has the highest figure of rapes in Europe. The UK recorded 71,227 last year, a nearly ninefold increase from 7,801 in 2000. The rape rate has reached 114 per 100,000 people surpassing Sweden's for the first time.
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Kindly colleague got me a coffee, after I've already had one. I am particularly sensitive to caffeine. I will definitely win tonight's spin class. Yes, it fucking is a competition, whether the other participants realise it or not.
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Globally, meanwhile, scientists worked out that infection was impossible if you wore a filthy rag under your nose and pretended to sanitise your hands when you popped to the shops. It was like living through a second Enlightenment.
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