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Throwback to this epic interview, where I discussed my accident, the amputation and everything immediately after...
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You can become a person with disability within a split second...
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Ohhzone layer...
Told this guy I missed him and he replied with “ohh”.
Guys, what zone is this? 😩
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TYRED of the streets, WHEEL you marry me???
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Nigerian mothers on podcasts say they will not leave their husband...
Corinna Smith poured boiling water mixed with sugar on her husband whilst he slept, killing him. Corinna said that she found out he had been sexually abusing their children.
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Nigeria does not need a president who will pay for WAEC. It needs a president that can create the enabling environment for job creation, especially in the private sector, so that paying for WAEC is easily affordable, because parents are gainfully employed...
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Somebody proposed a solution. But his mother is Igbo and he doesn't speak fluent Yoruba, sooo...
Bro this is crazy, to get to Ikorodu from Lekki, you have to make this huge trip that can be shortened by a bridge
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This proves the theory of "that nurse hand dey pain"...
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The 1,678th time...
Nigerian Police Ban Patrol Officers From Searching Citizens’ Phones | Sahara Reporters
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For all those abroad who truly believe in him, now is the time to match action with words. No be to dey insult people for Twitter. Commot your NHS work go apply for LASUTH...
We need you back home, President Tinubu urges Nigerians in US
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No be the die dey worry me, na say 3 years, television no off.
God when???
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No scholarship for my man, Just because, you know, my man...
A 17-year-old girl identified as Kehinde Esther, has been offered a scholarship by the Minister of Youths and Sports, Sunday Dare, after a video of her repairing a forklift went viral.
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You don't have any picture of the player who scored a hat trick???
BREAKING: Atalanta have WON the Europa League after beating Bayer Leverkusen 3-0 in the final in Dublin🏆🚨
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What's really sad is, if the INEC returning officer had not stood her ground and announced the right result, this gentleman would have wasted his time at the courts and the other guy would be underperforming, whilst his political hallelujah boys would tell us there is no money...
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When I finish with the hand, e go join me dey do amputee advocacy...
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Very insightful, thank's for sharing. As for the ones highlighting her submissiveness, equally note that the man was doing secretary/driver chores for her business, living on income SHE paid him. Some of you would rather die than have your wife outearn you talk more of paying you
People rarely share their struggles online, esp. in marriage. This thread is inspiring. 👏🏿
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LASU and Iyana-Iba has been in chaos all day, we no see Defend Lagos. Na when them hear Lekki Toll Gate their preeq go rise...
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EndSars is too recent for it not to play a role in your electoral decision. Vote wisely...
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"The farmers will make more money..."
- Bruce Wayne
Crate of egg is now N4,000. APC what the fvck have you done ??????
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Na Hennessey this one dey collect...
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"From this feedback, I'm poised to believe that you have more knowledge and understanding about this issue. In that light, I would appreciate it for you to take the lead whilst I learn from the strategies and decisions you would be deploying."
Kind Regards
How do you say "do am if e easy" in the most professional way possible via mail?
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Some of una Papa suppose use that una UK tuition build block of flats for Aguda, make e use the rent do retirement plan. While you, with your WAEC go dey pump tire for junction, since you no wan be retirement plan. Evbemo n'ama plaster...
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Fulani herdsmen get 100m to buy form for Goodluck Jonathan but them no get money buy land, make them ranch their cattle, them dey ask government for free grazing land, shay una dey see...
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This cannot be the Lagos that was built in 1999...
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From the days of Moses, these ones have promised themselves to be prepared for any form of famine. And they did not do it by prayers...
Egypt 🇪🇬 is Africa’s:
▪️Highest producer of Wheat
▪️Highest producer of Dry Onions
▪️Highest producer of Tomatoes
▪️Highest producer of Potatoes
▪️Highest producer of Cucumbers
▪️Highest producer of Garlic
▪️Highest producer of Oranges
▪️Highest producer of Sugar Beet
▪️2nd
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If you move around at night in Lagos, when the roads are free of traffic, you would realise that, besides, maybe Ikorodu and Badagry, no where is really far...
Egbeda to Ikeja is very close like 20/30mins
Bad roads and construction makes it HOURS…
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EFCC is going after students, meanwhile deals like this are happening across government parastatals on a regular basis...
JUST IN: FBI charges top NNPC official for taking $2.1 million bribes to help Addax Petroleum escape $2.4 billion liability to Nigeria
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The private sector would always expose the incompetence of public institutions in this country. Tell me why this very process cannot be adopted by NIMC and INEC for NIN and Voters cards respectively???
Omo! I walked into this UBA experience center to get an ATM card and this machine printed an ATM within 1 minute! So fast! I wish all banks can implement this across all branches. There's no point queuing for hours just to get an ATM card.
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Now it's clear,
That I'm here,
For a real reason,
Cos "many" got hit,
Like I got hit,
But they ain't fucking breathing...
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
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The people who are telling you that Peter Obi is empty, once said the same thing about this globally respected icon.
Beware!!!
They are yet to find a competent replacement for her since 2015. The one we have now, has international corruption claims tied to his name...
In Saudi Arabia on a post MC13 visit. Following up on when and how best to carry on the work pending from MC 13. Thanks to the Kingdom for the continuous support to the Multilateral Trading System. With Their Excellencies Minister
@malkassabi
of Commerce, Minister
@falibrahim
of
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The secretary the the Federal Government of Nigeria, went to a High Court to state that a sitting president's signature was forged. Do you know the implications on the country's global image?
But it is my "there is no light" tweet that is demarketing Nigeria.
Okay naw...
Nigerian ex-President Muhammadu Buhari's signature forged to withdraw $6m, court hears
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Brings memories of when Sanwo-Olu was running for office and that young lady told him he was only engaging because of optics. Today, neither him not his deputy are available to engage on such a pressing issue...
- Happening now : Mr macaronii on EndSARS addresses the Lagos State Govt Officials.
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P&G invested about $300m to build a production plant in Agbara, Ogun state. In 2017, they launched that plant, only for it to be shut down less than a year later. One major reason cited by insiders, was the government's policy on importation of raw materials. Today, they plan to
P&G to dissolve ground operations in Nigeria, revert to an import-only business model -
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When bag of rice was 8k, NYSC members were receiving 19,800 as monthly allowance.
Today, a bag rice retails from 50k, whilst the NYSC allowance is 33,000...
There was no time the majority of Nigerian families was able to buy a bag of rice monthly, even when it was 8k per bag.
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Did you leave your freezer on???
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What a good time to bring this back...
A new report shows that the non-fungible token (NFT) market has essentially collapsed, and nearly all NFTs are practically worthless.
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Everybody is suddenly engrossed with statistics. I love it...
After I learned about CBN's latest money and credit statistics from
@NuesDaily
and
@MohammedMusa_
I downloaded the spreadsheet. Mind-blowing stats:
1) Money supply M2 went from ₦71.3 trillion in November to ₦92.9 trillion in January. It grew by a whopping 30.3% in 2 months.
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That time when I had two hands...
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"This one good, that one good, na so mad man take dey gather property..."
- Warri Proverb
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Itunu Babalola was not just mistreated in Ivory Coast, she was unjustly detained, jailed and died in prison. What did Nigeria do???
This was Ivory Coast, Ivory Coast...
Getting the passport of a carribean island is cool but if you travel to Russia and they mistreat you, what’s St. Lucia gonna do about that?
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Omo ogbon. My guy mask up use body amour cover name tag. Before them go talk say e dey bring disrepute to the institution come send am go Sambisa...
Have you ever seen a soldier with moves like this in his locker?
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A group of politicians who hoarded Indomie during Covid are telling you that they want to feed 1,500 people and you believe???
1,500 per day at N1,000 per person for 20 LGA = 900,000,000 for 30 days (1 month)—
Follow the money guys, let’s see how much LASG will budget for this.
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These are the same lots who charged people at Lekki Toll gate to court for "breaking Covid rules". I really have no words...
VIDEO: Tinubu at inauguration of Agege Pen Cinema dual carriageway flyover project
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After the Christmas day massacre, people observed that he did not deem it fit to visit the victims. You defended.
On his New Year's day speech, people observed that he did not send a condolence message to the victims. You defended.
Now, communities are being wiped out and he's
VIDEO: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu departs Abuja to Paris, France, on a personal visit, on Wednesday.
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Technology has made this thing very easy. Get a database that identifies car owner and location, set up devices that pick up any traffic law violation and punish accordingly. Which one be gun for inside???
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This year, I would love to celebrate my birthday by giving a limb to Basit.
Basit is a 13 year old promising young boy who was born with a congenital limb disorder. As a result of his condition, he has experienced a very slow education and is currently in Primary three.
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The only reason why the man in this video regretted his action was because he realised that the recipient had a disability. Further promoting the stigma that persons with disability do not deserve what every other regular person deserves...
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"Heineken should come out straight. They have lost market share because they can no longer compete with our locally produced alcohol like Burukutu and Palmwine..."
- Agbado Men
Heineken’s Nigerian unit is facing the worst downturn in the history of its operations in Africa’s most populous nation, the firm’s chief executive officer said
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But political hallelujah boys think it's my $100 in my domiciliary account that would strengthen the Naira...
NNPCL sold crude oil valued at N26.496 trillion but only remitted N13.226 trillion into the federation’s account from 2012-2023 — FAAC
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But National Assembly members are driving cars worth 150 million.
To afford that car, this gentleman would have to work for 3,000 months or 250 years.
What did the politician do to earn such a reward???
Transportation fee to go see his family = 70k
His Salary = 50k
This is the life of a Nigerian military officer in 2024.
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Guess the political party that would give him a ticket???
If Anini was still alive in modern Nigeria, he will probably hold a Political office, that I am too sure of.
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Your own concern isn't about how this could potentially lead to low iron levels in her body, leading to weakness and fatigue, and how these might jeopardise her chances of hitting her target. Your own worry is about men coming to eat free food. Pathetic...
@MrMekzy_
How did the manager expect people's to eat her food after disclosing this information?
Not all men love to get close to women when they're in their busy time talk more of eating their food.
People's talk anyhow sometime
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In one state, the argument was the actual value of investment left behind. In another state, they are probing the loans obtained by the previous government. But "I don't rate him in the same class with mai fada"...
$587m debt burden: Kaduna Assembly probes loans taken under El-Rufai
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If we peg the exchange rate at N1000 to $1, this would be approximately 761 million Naira.
761 million Naira would employ approximately 158 people, on a salary of N50,000 per month, for a period of 8 years (the entire length of his administration).
This is what Kogi State indigenes suffered as Yahaya Bello plundered the states coffers to maintain himself and his family in a lavish lifestyle.
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This is why I do not subscribe to that school of thought that Nigerians are perpetual law breakers. Everybody knows he cannot try this abroad. Why? A functional justice system is in place.
In essence, it is the failure of government institutions that has encouraged the
Burna driving one way supervised by
@PoliceNG
. I never see organisation wey break law for this country like police.
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Someone earning 100k intends to manage a partner earning five times her salary. The active word here is MANAGE...
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When it comes to fines, taxes and levies, it's easy to reference the UK. If we talk about the quality of roads now, explanation go full basket. In UK, if you lose a tyre due to a pothole on the road, you can sue and get compensation. In Nigeria, *cricket sounds*...
Driving without an MOT in the uk can attract up to a £2500 fine, nine points and a driving Ban in extreme cases. We dare not apply such laws or penalty in Nigeria and there will be protest.
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18th December, 2015.
Grateful for life, a second chance and God's mercy.
Hard guy (inserts Rick Ross grunt)...
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The same nurses in that video will go to the UK and act right, you know why? A functional system, where there are consequences for action and/or inaction. A system serves to set a standard and ensure that said standard is adhered to at ALL times, irrespective of who...
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E get one presidential candidate wey been go Morocco, say him wan go observe how them take dey align thier sea port doings. Agbado boys been dey laugh am.
By fire, by force, that statistics, we must learn am...
Last night, during a heated argument about Ease of Doing Business in Nigeria, someone dug up a list of the top 10 highest ranking Ports in Africa, published by Business Insider Africa, and to our (not surprising) surprise, No Nigerian Seaport made the list.
How could that be?
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"No tribe buys bread cheaper, no religion buys bread cheaper..."
- You Know Who
Bread prices rise as bakers grapple with over 100% jump in input costs -
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Everybody wan marry 'Praying Partner' but nobody wan marry Pastor. I been think say Pastor na 'Praying Partner Pro Max'...
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Signing out of 2020 on a high, amidst all its lows, in the hope that the best of our todays are the worst of our tomorrows. ✌✌✌
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Because of statements like this, I was out monitoring my vote till midnight. It's been eight months since that election, the results from my polling unit are still not on IReV. My polling unit, MAB Global Estate, Gwarimpa, FCT, was very peaceful and well coordinated...
Bayelsa, Imo, Kogi guber results to be uploaded on IReV — INEC Chairman.
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You saw that budget that was signed into law and concluded that the person who signed it wants to succeed???
It is well...
Tinubu wants to succeed, I think, but he can’t, because the system is not designed for collective success, and it doesn’t matter who’s president, under the current design, nobody will succeed
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A look at that Lagos State pension law for governors and their deputies is enough insight as to the level of greed that the individual who signed that law possessed.
Needless to say, a greedy person can NEVER have your best interest...
A wealth creator put himself out there and you guys chose a brazen thief and govt leech
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If you like, be doing big boy...
telling me you’re moving back in with your parents as a 30 year old man is idk …
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asides the big 3 or 4 or whatever number u guys currently recognize, NOBODY, i repeat NOBODY has a better catalogue than me, but if believe the foolishness that you just typed I can’t help you
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One elevator, just one elevator.
But there's a budget of 440m Naira for a bullet proof SUV to service the chief of staff.
Their hallelujah boys would obviously defend them but you do not need a prophet to tell you where their priorities lie...
@JokeSanwoolu
you came to GH after our friend died as a result of your husbands governments negligence. You poorly cosplayed an empathetic person. You made promises on promises. So please tell me, why has the elevator not yet been fixed?
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If we peg the cost of each vehicle at 50 million Naira. This convoy of 40 cars would cost the Nigerian tax payer 2 billion Naira.
But hey! We are implementing the Orosanye report and cutting down cost of governance...
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We can guess that somebody as president would not have tolerated this rascality...
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There used to be a real estate agent (disguised as a lawyer) who would have brought humour to our timelines by adopting her as his client and arguing her case. The good times...
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"I apologise if this might come off as being intrusive, but you're quite attractive and you seem to have a very positive aura around you. I would appreciate if we can keep this communication line open, just so I can get to know you better..."
Text it to him...
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Those responsible for this, are telling you that they have been doing a fantastic job in managing the affairs of this country...
Peak Milk Powder 2500G is now ₦61,750, How much is minimum wage again in Nigeria? 😳🙆💔
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Those who perpetrated such evil were never called names or given labels...
They stabbed and beát him merciIessly, because he voted for Labour party.
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"Don't mind him, that was how he carried his orchestrated PR to Haiti with his son in 2010..."
I wonder what he was running for then. President of Haiti???
Tinubu comes to mind. He donated to humanitarian causes and attended numerous functions.
What Obi is doing now is nothing new or unique. It's an orchestrated PR move to boost his profile as a philanthropist, man-of-the-people, and political figure.
Nothing more, nothing less.
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Nothing consign this kitchen with anything wey don pass toast bread...
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Nothing in this video suggests by any inch that the gentleman in question is wealthy. If he were, he would be on a sophisticated wheelchair.
You further describe him as "anything", a very derogatory way to describe someone whom you barely know, just because of his disability.
I
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All of these on borrowed funds. Your politicians are pilfering away your future. But you, in your small apartment, struggling to pay rent would come online to fight for them. Using every opportunity to "stand on their mandate". They would be fine, would you???
EXCLUSIVE: All 360 Members of House of Reps Set to Receive Brand New 2023 LandCruiser SUVs Valued At ₦160m Each
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Tupac is even a stretch, a certain artist in Jamaica is doing life, all because of gra gra, a world renowned dance hall sensation, with the world at his feet (at least, at the time)...
That's how Tupac was playing gangster when he was already a superstar. Beating up people with champagne bottles and forcing them to drink shots of urine.
Last last, he took a bullet to the face and the story ended there.
That's why we say "Agidi lo pa Tupac."
You'll learn sha
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This is who you people call an opportunist.
God will judge all of you, harshly too...
It was an honour and privilege to have made an investment of N100 million to Shanahan Specialist Hospital, Nsukka, to upgrade its School of Nursing, Midwifery and Health Technology over the next three years.
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If only Nigerians had listened and voted for APC...
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"It appears the lines are falling for you in pleasant places, do you mind sharing your winning formular"
How do you tell someone “cut soap for me” in a professional setting?
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Me, Monday to Thursday and twice on Fridays...
If you’re employed at a nice company, pay is like N2m a month, car, house in a comfortable location in Abj, health allowance, etc
But on your first day, your boss tells you to always lead devotion for 1hr before you start… will you quit or continue?
(Don’t air me, thanks)
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4th Slide: First Item.
The tyre clamp used by this agency, is sold on Amazon for less than £11. They want to buy 40 pieces at the cost of 9.5 million Naira.
It's evident why some would rather die than conduct free and fair elections.
Source:
I just wrote an open letter to the Governor on Public Procurement awards reported by LASG for the 2nd and 3rd quarters of 2023, highlighting a number of issues for further scrutiny and remedial action. Judicious use of public funds is always important, and is especially so now.
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@_LazyRick
@xlnt44
@DStvNg
Of course I would have to audition like everyone else. But seeing that a person with disability has never been on the platform, it isn't out of place to put a word out to have them consider. In the event that adjustments need be made to accommodate...
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