James Essmiller (Parody)
@Toastnbacon
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It’s weird to think that the words I’m typing will be projected onto your retinas. It’s like my hands are touching your eyes. Anyway, hi.
Joined December 2009
(If for some reason you want to help make me a little less wrong: https://t.co/flBNKNVhco)
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It's funny, I've pretty well accepted that only 5-10% of people I talk to have seen Star Trek, and yet I still expect everyone to have seen that one youtube video about turning a sphere inside out.
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TW: Platform suicide
Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵
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Behold, depression bookcase #2! (Merlin loves hanging out in the bottom shelf, so I might just figure out how to make that into a cat cave.)
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My mom sent me some papers that belonged to my grandfather, Darwin Randall Crum, which included a collection of “Disfrustrating Puzzles” he created
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Cleaning up my downloads folder, and I have no idea when this was from, but I'm confident some version of me found it to be the funniest thing ever.
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It's possible this is not the correct adventure path to run for my group.
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Why doesn't Mark Sheppard have his own show yet? I feel like he should have his own show by this point.
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Someone linked me to 17776, so now I'm spending a chunk of my week rereading it. You should too!
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@ryanqnorth I love truncating sayings! -A woman needs a man like a fish. -You can't make an omelette. -Cleanliness is next. -The devil is *in*. -A rose by any other name would smell. -Look, a gift horse.
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Seeing views actually makes me want to tweet less because I feel bad about all the people whose time I have wasted.
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I think the photo’s just been taken from quite close up, to be honest with you.
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