At this point I think I should write a book about the reality of being a WW in a relationship with a WM so y’all will stop making these ridiculous assumptions based off tv and TikTok. I’M TIRED!
I’m watching Quiet On the Set and I’m just gonna say this: ANYONE who works directly with children, especially if their parents aren’t always present, should be a mandated reporter. If you get paid to work with kids, you should be legally required to protect them.
Teachers: when a student is repeatedly falling asleep in class (like multiple times in one day), do you ever just let them sleep? Sometimes I do. This poor baby can’t keep his eyes open. His home is a dumpster fire and it’s peaceful here. I hope he enjoys his 30 min nap ♥️
My student, reading my shirt: Hey, I’m Black!
Me: Who do you think this shirt is about, boo?
Student: 😌😌😌 (as proud as I’ve ever seen his adorable lil face)
Tell them. Show them. Every day!
Does ANYONE drive with the windows down when it’s nice out anymore? Cause it’s 68 and sunny, I just drove 25 minutes to my brother’s crib and I could count the “windows down” cars on one hand. I don’t get it. That fresh air and LOUD music combo is undefeated to me!
Dont add me to your close friends if you aint doing lines of cokes off a titty or committing fraud. I dont wanna see your sizzling fajita plate or your new office chair
Question for non-educators: Were you aware that it’s common for teachers to get hired and thrown into classrooms that have no books or other necessary instructional materials? (I’m talking curriculum and materials, not regular school supplies)
@MaalikWlsn5
And what about preschool/kindergarten and many special ed students, who don't have a grasp on personal space to begin with?! I taught kindergarten for years. There is no fucking way! 🤣🤣
My nephew is having me play “school” and I’m the teacher. I said, “You know, auntie really IS a teacher when I go to work! I am a teacher and I have my own students.”
Yo, he got so mad! “You job NOT a teacher! You an AUNTIE! JUST AN AUNTIE!” 😂😂😂
So, in honor of my Twitter milestone this week, plus that nipple talk thread, plus the kickoff of winter break…let’s get spicy!
I miss the silhouette challenge, what about y’all? Ladies, if you’ve got any fire silhouettes, lettuce see!
My friends really decided the first Sunday of football season was the day to celebrate my birthday 🤦🏻♀️ So if I’m getting dressed up 2 days in a row, y’all are gonna see it cause this never happens 😂
Co-teacher and I asked 5th graders to write down what they’d do if they were the teacher and their class wasn’t listening - this was the best answer 😂 BIG MOOD!
Please join me in raising a glass to toast my amazing dad, who lost his 10 year battle against Alzheimer’s today. No need to say anything, but if you’re drinking tonight, have one for my pops! 💜
Just a reminder that y’all can call me ugly, manly, and old all you want. The people that outfit was intended for (myself included) thought it was fire and those are LITERALLY the only opinions I GAF about. Carry on, mfs.
I got my nails done last night. Decided to go nude. Of course my 5th graders noticed immediately with their nosy asses. The boy’s immediate reaction? “Why they the same color as your skin tho? Cause you white?” 😂😂😂
In school, I used to love the teachers who would dress quirkily for holidays. You gotta really be in touch with your imagination to wear pumpkin earrings at Halloween & light up heart necklaces for Valentine's day. ❤️
And before anyone says anything about the writing, don’t forget that I teach special ed and these kids have disabilities. Be nice or get blocked! 😌
But really…A CANE?! 😭😭😭
As a teacher I have wiped faces clean, combed hair, fixed ponytails, straightened pants and shirts for picture day and I don’t think a SOUL would think it’s weird but a gay man moisturizes his students’ faces and it’s a problem? SMH.
S: Do you have a son or daughter?
Me: Nope!
S: Do you even have a husband?
Me: Not anymore!
S: A teacher with no kids and no husband? That’s so weird! You just live alone?
Me: Yep!
S: What’s that like?
Me: PEACEFUL
😂😂😂
I’m not going to defend that teacher because what he said was WRONG. PERIOD. However. Getting disrespected by kids day in and day out with no consequences when most of us truly do everything we can to help them wears a person down. Broken system = broken educators.
Today is one of those days where thousands of educators will go home and cry. We’re tired. We’re traumatized. We promise safety we can’t guarantee. We don’t know if or when it’ll be OUR SCHOOL. OUR KIDS.
WE ARE TIRED. And people wonder why we’re leaving in droves.
Why am I seeing tweets about Bruce Willis talking about “I hope he recovers” and “Hopefully it doesn’t get too bad”
Is it not common knowledge that dementia (of any type) is progressive and terminal?
We found out today that my dad’s nursing home is allowing visits starting tomorrow! We got an appointment tomorrow AND because I’m vaxxed, I CAN TAKE MY MASK OFF AND TOUCH HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 13 MONTHS 😭😭😭
@tmi_chelle
FACTS. My family still doesn’t know the extent of the verbal and emotional abuse I went through with my (white) ex and we’ve been divorced for 4 years.
I want y’all to be very clear on what teachers are paid for (or at least what I’M paid for): Instructional time with students and ONE hour of plan time a day. I get paid 6.25 hours a day. Anything else is free labor, and I promise 5 hours of plan time a week isn’t enough.
One of my teammates is being followed today by Education magazine so I can’t look like a gremlin smh. So, since I’m cute, teacher OOTD brought to you by the viral TikTok pants and my trusty fanny pack cause you never know when you’ll need mints or fidgets for TIPP skills 🤣